M36
New and finding out the hype here
May 18 2013
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luvsilver
13 years ago
Simple Erin. Put lots of cock shots up. Steal some ripped abs shots of some other site and claim they are yours. Put in your profile how you will guarantee the woman multiple orgasms,plenty of squirting and the feeling of a hundred fairys flying out of their arses after going down on them for hours. Send 20 or 30 messages to the same woman/couple even after they have given you a polite - no thanks (because they are sure to change their mind after adding that last cock shot) Take selfie in the mirror with the flash on but make sure you have plenty of dirty jocks,towels and the kitty litter tray in the background. Sorry mate-just stuffing around. Be yourself and be respectful. Its the best you can do. Mr Luvsilver
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luvsilver
13 years ago
Wrote above comment before reading your profile (something I don't normally do). Wish I could do one handed handstand-two is all I can. Mr Luvsilver
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RHP User
13 years ago
Hahah your first comment got me cracking. But yea, it seems all the action is everywhere but with me. I'm like in the eye of a hurricane watching people fly by!- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
13 years ago
Just be yourself. People see you for who you are in the long run.Accept "no" for an answer off women with out getting upset.Accept "yes" off women with caution.haha sorry just being me.Just try to enjoy your time here,show your good points to the lady's.One thing i think we all like is honesty and knowing where you stand.Cheers
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RHP User
13 years ago
ever, date sharks but I do love to eat them.
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RHP User
13 years ago
It works by you messaging people and they say yup you're hot lets fuck :)- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
13 years ago
I only date whimsical dancers. Tip: "Ask me"s on one's profile are a no-no. Welcome to the sandpit, hope you're a sand shark!
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RHP User
13 years ago
I think you could totally have another crack at your profile, spend some time expanding the blurb and complete all the drop down parts.Because, from your profile, I'm thinking you may be a mysterious dancing serial killer, looking to meet other dancing serial killers that refer to themselves as artists
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RHP User
13 years ago
My little boy would love to be a dancer! And welcome to to the Pie!!. My advice is be open, be honest, grow a thick skin (rejections can take some getting used to) but above all else, have a bloody good time. Oh, and remember, condoms are your best friend ;-)- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
13 years ago
Thank you all for your tips :) ill go do a profile check later on, for all u people who's gonna be up partying, ill be performing at the bakery @ James street later!:)
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sweetgem
13 years ago
About who you are in terms of characteristic; what you're looking for exactly in a person; what you don't like/want out of this site instead of being general or vague. Perhaps don't use the word "dangerous" too or make your profile sounds over challenging as it can be a bit intimidating or bring out a different message to some young girls (because you prefer to meet girls aged between 18-25). Confident men are sexy, and there are many genuine people on this site......well in my experience anyway.......so if you work on rewording your profile a little, you'll be fine :-) Good luck :-)- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
13 years ago
bahahhha luvsilver. love your attitude..you had me craking up,veryfunny lady :
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RHP User
13 years ago
Is NOT a prerequisite....anything further I plead the 5th- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
13 years ago
i've updated my profile to something more pleasing. I hope this helps? if anyone would kindly take a glance at it that would be awesome! :) oh.. and why is this called a sand pit??
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RHP User
13 years ago
About asking such questions....just sayin :)- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
13 years ago
I would add your height though, but overall, far more appealing
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RHP User
13 years ago
Ill add on bits and pieces when it comes to mind! Gotta find a place to change the age group of women I'm looking for..
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RHP User
13 years ago
Would you like us to wine and dine your partners too??- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
13 years ago
what are you talking about? Im honestly confused
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RHP User
13 years ago
We call it a sand pit because it's the grumpy kids who throw the most sand on the nice kids.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'paintme'We call it a sand pit because it's the grumpy kids who throw the most sand on the nice kids. Some refer to RHP as the asylum, or even the bakery (long story). We like sand pit. Most of play nicely together, building sand castles and having water fights. *Hands paintme a bucket*
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RHP User
13 years ago
Your profile is heaps better, now you just need a catchy title at the top! (Oh, and maybe it's because I'm old, but the spelling in "I dun watch tv" is rather lost on me)
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RHP User
13 years ago
Sorry about that font, it's RHP not me.
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RHP User
13 years ago
I laughed so much at that ;-)
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RHP User
13 years ago
Ahh, I need to do some proof reading to correct my Language. Well thank you! Though I'm still kinda lost on the sand pit, pretty sure there's much better terms to refer RHP to! And ms devious, people do not get old naturally. Like the saying goes, you do not stop playing when you become older, you grow old when you stop playing ;)
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'Erin102012' And ms devious, people do not get old naturally. Like the saying goes, you do not stop playing when you become older, you grow old when you stop playing ;)
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RHP User
13 years ago
The sandpit is a term coined by mynameonurlips, the reason I think because of the childish behaviour in general. Myname was a very popular poster who is now long gone after getting fed up with the place. It is the regulars who throw most of the sand on the newcummers though that seems to have improved some with the change in the set up of the forums which has introduced this new section for you guys. The Bakery is LittleRedEngine's way of referring to RHP when he is offline, simply to do with red hot pies lol. In my experience, the place has never been referred to as the asylum, though I don't read every thread. Implications about individuals sanity though seems to be a new, nasty way to attack the validity of their posts in general when they're saying things that the children in the sandpit don't like. I personally loathe the term, sandpit. I don't like getting sand in my bits. ;-) Opinions in the forum aren't the be all and end all of RHP, not all the members (pun imtended) take the time to read or post in here, you'll find a lot of regulars actually post in their profiles that they are only here for the forums. From what I can gather, a lot of forumites don't have a lot of success on RHP, something I don't understand along with a lot of other things mentioned in the forums. My experiences having been completely different to what I read a lot of the time. Never had a problem meeting anyone (with the Mr when we were on here as a couple), they always turned up, the dirty deed was almost always done after an initial coffee meet. Future meet ups were almost always requested. Stuff that always makes me wonder what it was that we did different. So don't don't take everything you read as gospel. Some of us like cock pics too LOL. You'll be given conflicting messages. You'll be told to be yourself and then given a whole lot of advice about how to fit in. You'll also be told to improve your spelling and grammar, while reading comments by regulars that they don't like spelling/grammar police. You can edit your profile at your home page > edit profile/settings. Love your pics, enjoyed your profile including your taste in music but I do have a wide ranging taste in music including modern music. Do be honest. Don't have too many expectations. Do be yourself. Don't believe everything you read. Do adjust your profile as you go. Do remember everyone is different and you can't please everyone. Do bear in mind there are far more men on than women on RHP! Me, I was old before my time! I was 100 yesterday but changed it back to normal today cos I was getting too much attention. Half a century old later this year and I'm still a big baby hehe. Have fun and don't waste too much time in the forums, from what I can gather, people make more friends than lovers in here, another area where I differ...
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RHP User
13 years ago
thank you very much on the clarification of sandpit! well up till now I am not having much luck with no replies to my messages at all, but oh well, i'll work on my profile as i go along. thanks for viewing my profile too mrspeachypier. yea music and books, life's great treasures :)
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'MrsPeachyPier'You can edit your profile at your home page > edit profile/settings. It is under "Looking For" that you can change your age preferences
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RHP User
13 years ago
I'm glad to have been of some help and checking out your profile was my pleasure. I did a bit more thinking and should add that there are positive sides to the idea of the sandpit too I suppose, that we are all in here playing together, building our sand castles (as Ms_D put it) in the air, playing out our fantasies. I thought it might help you to know that attending meet n greets, parties etc (you can find notifications on the 'events' page) is a great way to get to know people better. I wasn't kidding when I said there were way more men than women on RHP, so don't be too disheartened by the lack of replies. A huge amount for one reason or another won't reply even to say no. Women and not so much but also couples can be flooded by incoming mail to the tune of 100s of messages and some have given up on replying because of the abuse they sometimes get. There are lots of threads on the topic of replying alone.I like books too! Have fun, hope to see more of you in the forums
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'Erin102012' Hahah your first comment got me cracking. But yea, it seems all the action is everywhere but with me. I'm like in the eye of a hurricane watching people fly by!- Posted from rhpmobile You get chosen you don't do the choosing. All the advise about what you should put in your profile is just a smokescreen ... you KNOW from your own experience that your profile rarely even gets an unsolicited view / email ... what is written in the profile has zero impact on this because it can't be seen until the profile is read ?The picture and tagline are all you've got to draw the clicks.IF heaps are looking but none are responding then maybe the content of your profile is no good ?Let me ask you ... if you see a profile with a hot pic that draws your attention do you immediately turn off it just because the details of the profile are not perfect or do you send a message anyway hoping for the opportunity to actually engage with them ?
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