M56
New flirt requests
June 18 2014
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RHP User
11 years ago
I am sure that flirt will get you wall to wall roots ezydude! lol. I wouldn't reply to a flirt like that myself... well I don't even look at the flirts, I didn't realise that there were new ones.
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RHP User
11 years ago
I love your big hot throbbing cock. I want to bob on your knob Meeka horny! If I messaged you, would you fuck me immediately?
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MissBishere
11 years ago
One that says I don't do married or attached men And How about a facial? - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
Bloody hell, I hope you have a heavy duty license for that thing :-p
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Smilingwithfun
11 years ago
Shouldn't your flirt be, bend over, you won't feel a thing.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Trust me, it will only sting for a few seconds.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Thank you, I try hard... Very hard!!
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RHP User
11 years ago
Yes, a "Thank you" for the guys who say they like your profile.
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RHP User
11 years ago
'Are you a LOVER of FUN?'
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RHP User
11 years ago
So... *no..... infact.... fuck no...... and frankly, ..... NO
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'Missb72' One that says I don't do married or attached men And How about a facial? - Posted from rhpmobile I'd send you that one :p Seriously though, why not some replies like: - Seriously, some life advice. Stop being a cheapskate- LOL, is that all of it?- Don't you work at the McDonalds down the road?- No thanks, too creepy- OH MY GOD, drop everything and message me now And maybe a few new flirts like:- How about you, me, a bottle of wine, some Barry White and see what happens?- Fuck me dead, that's an impressive rack you have- Can I slap your ass a few times and call you Sally? etc etc.
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Tart_Du_Jour
11 years ago
If I said you had a beautiful body, would you let me objectify you?
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On_Safari
11 years ago
DUDE.....No picture, no comment!
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'Missb72' One that says I don't do married or attached men And How about a facial? - Posted from rhpmobile Okay what context are we putting this in Missb72, we think we know BUT....then again your sense of humour could get the better of you on this one LOL!!! Hope you living it up Miss
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RHP User
11 years ago
Haaaaaaaaave you received a friend request from Kermy yet?! Hahahaha - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
I just wanted to say, that you have a spectacular c&nt! (Peed myself the first time I saw that on m's profile.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Sorry not into guys with toy animal fetishes.
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RHP User
11 years ago
HAHAHA.... wishful thinking Mr Fun ...
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tamworthguy46
11 years ago
Sorry to ask, but did you used to be a boy ?
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CaptMoonlite
11 years ago
Words of comfort like ' it will stretch a mile before it tears an inch'?
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'Funlover71' Sorry not into guys with toy animal fetishes. Is that directed at DG?
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RHP User
11 years ago
Oops..... one of my downfalls is never reading ahead. Sorry Funlover & DG.
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RHP User
11 years ago
I hope you're as tight as a virgin as I'm the size of a pencil?
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On_Safari
11 years ago
Insert money here......
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RHP User
11 years ago
If you like to bump uglies, I have something seriously ugly for you.
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MissBishere
11 years ago
The context of the facial flirt... I love a good facial, cum is such a good moisturiser 💦😮 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
Or allow you to cancel and change, when you send the wrong flirt by mistake? An edit button.......
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RHP User
11 years ago
"Read my profile and stop sending me 10 flirts in a row or you will blocked" ;).
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MsSuperFoxy
11 years ago
Does your pee wee gun shot blanks, I am happy for it not to rock my socks off! Foxy
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MsSuperFoxy
11 years ago
How many crispy creme donuts can you fit on your cock, I'd love to chew them off! Foxy
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RHP User
11 years ago
Hubba, hubba, I have a very sweet tooth.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Sorry i'm to busy at the moment,i have all these flirts to go through from you guys !
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tamworthguy46
11 years ago
Quoting 'I_N_D_A_G_I_N_E' Insert money here...... Ahhh the endless uses for mobile Eftpos machines
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RHP User
11 years ago
I used 'Flirts' for the couple of days I was on here deciding to join or not... (This applies to men only). Other than then, I don't use them. They smack of being cheapskate, hoping to get a message from a lady so you can use it to reply... I don't think ladies answer flirts at all... Unless they are 'bowled over' and even then, doubtful. But for joke or a bit of 'jocularity'... Why not... "Quick, My wife will be back in a minute... Do you like my cock or not...?" LOL
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RHP User
11 years ago
I hate any of the insulting flirts because really, is that what we are on here for to insult each other? I think the polite ones are lovely, and the flirty ones are fun, but I would never flat out insult someone. Perhaps a gentle, "Have you actually read my profile?" would be helpful sometimes!
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On_Safari
11 years ago
I'd ruin you for other women for the rest of your life!!!
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RHP User
11 years ago
Response to if you can't afford a membership then you can't afford me! What ? Your profile didn't say you where a prostitute...
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Smilingwithfun
11 years ago
With that line I hope you don't have a overbite.
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MsSuperFoxy
11 years ago
Quoting 'Smilingwithfun' With that line I hope you don't have a overbite. Well I don't actually...and my perfect aligned teeth are all mine! I would take my sweet time, nibbling on small bites here and there, then look at him in the eye seductively, making sure I don't spill any and let the donuts have their sexy moment on my lips. Then I would swallow the sweet divine candy, making sure my taste buds feel the full sensational flavor of crispy creme donuts. YUM YUM GIVE ME SOME.... Foxy
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RHP User
11 years ago
Would you like two in the pink and one the stink - Posted from rhpmobile
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Seachange73
11 years ago
Quoting 'I_N_D_A_G_I_N_E' DUDE.....No picture, no comment! Bingo.
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Seachange73
11 years ago
Quoting 'SuperFoxxxy' How many crispy creme donuts can you fit on your cock, I'd love to chew them off! Foxy definitely this one. Lol. Cracked me up this morning...thanks. Although I am a guest member, cant see the nudies nor dirty pics (my choice as dont want to be scarred for life. Lol), I can only imagine....
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RHP User
11 years ago
Some can express themselves very well while others struggle . So to all who send negative replies when you have received a positive flirt or message , even if poorly written . Just don't reply or block them . Some like a down right sexy naughty message what others like it slow and steady lol . It's a guessing game :) Either way , it's all about fun and hopefully some very naughty times .
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RHP User
11 years ago
How about.. - It's not so hard to offer a reply, is it ?
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Tall74nHard9
11 years ago
Quoting 'SuperFoxxxy' How many crispy creme donuts can you fit on your cock, I'd love to chew them off! Foxy Could prove bit of a problem for some. What if a guy said 'none' - coz the doughnut holes ain't big enough - they break when I try ???? Cheeky Tall
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MsSuperFoxy
11 years ago
If the donut breaks, it means you're trying to hard. Foxy
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RHP User
11 years ago
Mine is I hope you bought your spare pussy cos I'm going to wear that one out - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
I'm a guest, you're a guest. Looks like it just ain't gonna happen.
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RHP User
11 years ago
maybe more then once.. but.. i only really use it when I am drunk.. "Lady, I would suck your shit to a point, and stab myself to death...just tell me when!"
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Tall74nHard9
11 years ago
Quoting 'SuperFoxxxy' If the donut breaks, it means you're trying to hard. Foxy Does that then mean you go hungry ?? Tall
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RHP User
11 years ago
"Did you not read my f$cking profile"
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RHP User
11 years ago
We need new flirts. And top of my list would be "I love your profile but you live too far away".
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Cougarxx
11 years ago
I like Meeka's,.....well like them all. Yes, we need some more, as the current don't fit all the needs. "Please reply if you are interested" or just " In need of a fuck, please help!" - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'electra333' I just wanted to say, that you have a spectacular c&nt! (Peed myself the first time I saw that on m's profile. Quoting 'Tart_Du_Jour' If I said you had a beautiful body, would you let me objectify you? Love it!
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tamworthguy46
11 years ago
Quoting 'I_N_D_A_G_I_N_E' I'd ruin you for other women for the rest of your life!!! I would laugh off that comment from a lot of people, but coming from you.....yeah probably !
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'realcouple1' "Did you not read my f$cking profile"
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RHP User
11 years ago
"Please stop viewing my profile , it is getting creepy"
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RHP User
11 years ago
you can give me a facial any time
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RHP User
11 years ago
cool, well I have lots of mosituriser for you then
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RHP User
11 years ago
how about one flirts enough ,if we didnt reply that must tell something .now f#@%* off and annoy somebody else.
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