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April 21 2018
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EarthQueen
8 years ago
Crows feet....oh I mean, laugh lines. Wrinkles in general. Damn you days spent in the sun at the beach. Some people can be happy with how they age and accept it gracefully. I'm the shallow fucker. The one who writes about accepting herself with love on the other forum post ha ha. Just a little lift is all. The rest I can work with. Meh, TBH I've had 4 medical surgeries in the last two years and I'm not going to do it voluntarily any time soon.
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RHP User
8 years ago
Earth Queen that is fair enough. That is a simple fix. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
My bloody long curls back simply because they were awesome
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RHP User
8 years ago
Have all the saggy skin on my stomach removed. Big weight loss = loose, saggy stomach. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
It's something I prefer to avoid, mine were purely for health rather than cosmetic reasons. I kinda love what I got, I have been blessed appearance wise and any loss to that would be due to my neglect. Something I can do something about... without having to face the knife thankfully, Peachy
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MsSuperFoxy
8 years ago
As I like my perfect imperfections. Ok (if I have too 🤗) maybe add a dimple to my other face cheek to weight it up a little. 😄 Ms Foxy
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RHP User
8 years ago
Hi A little more involved .it may be classed as cosmetic surgery. in my case its to have a normal working vagina. For a female one out of every 7000 female,s born with out their / her womb its not a matter of a wont it,s a need to feel complete as a woman in her normal sexual details in life, when your born with abnormalitys , you find rejection from some , most who know are okay with how your body is and with her lacks. a body function most take for granted, May sound strange for a 70 year old . ...noeleena...
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AKAHunk
8 years ago
Probably the only thing I'd have done is dental surgery. I've got a tooth half stuck behind another I wouldn't mind getting lined up, and have my jaw lined up right so I've got a nice straight smile :-) Apart from that everything else can be worked on by me....if I were willing to stop eating burgers and drinking lol
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HotNightsGC
8 years ago
Hit me with the Botox please. Forehead, crows feet and anywhere else they are. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
A man goes out one day to play a round of golf. He reaches the par 3 fifth hole and, to his joy, hits a hole-in-one. When be reaches into the hole to retrieve his ball, there is a loud thunderclap, a flash of light, a puff of smoke, and hovering in the air before the golfer is a mystical-looking creature. "I am the genie of the fifth hole", it declares, "and because you have scored a hole-in-one I am permitted to grant you one (1) wish." The golfer thinks for a few seconds, and then says "I wish my dick would grow longer!" "So be it", intones the genie, and it disappears in another crash of sound, light and smoke. The golfer is delighted to see that by the eighth hole his penis is an inch longer. However he is horrified to find that it doesn't stop growing, and by the twelfth hole it is down to his knees, and by the time he finishes on the 18th hole it is dragging on the ground. Frantically, he gets a bucket of golf balls, runs back to the fifth tee and starts smacking balls down the fairway. Eventually he hits another hole-in-one, runs down and grabs the ball from the hole, to be greeted again by the thunderclap, light and smoke, and the genie hovering before him. "I am the genie of the fifth hole", it declares, "and because you have scored a hole-in-one I am permitted to grant you one (1) wish." "I wish my legs would grow longer!" - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
I have imperfections that make me 'me' .lipo.....don't need but weight loss would work. My nose is fine. Love my boob's so don't need them fixed.......maybe a few thread veins removed. So I'd probably give my free surgery to someone that needs it. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
A Rhytidectomy and Depilation. Not yet though. LC.
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RHP User
8 years ago
You can only choose 1 thing... Only 1 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
I don't mind every now and then to google shit. But when i also have to consult a friggen thesuarus to work out how to pronounce words........I draw the line ok :) Do you know what Kombucha is?
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RHP User
8 years ago
A penis reduction..........One will do just fine I'm thinking. Its just making that call......Big head or small head?
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RHP User
8 years ago
Would that be the one on ya shoulders or between the knees? J.K.
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RHP User
8 years ago
Too funny. Not even in my wildest dreams would it hang between my knees. Nup, it doesn't. I just tried squatting and all
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MsSuperFoxy
8 years ago
Happy to recommend a great dentist. 😊 Ms Foc
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usrightnow_Again
8 years ago
Many, many years ago, when offered the chance to make some alterations, I said no, if people can't accept me the way I am, too bad. Now, I was a teenager and had no idea how many people that was encompassing. And it's taken time for even me to accept me. However, in my early thirties, we were drinking with some friends and this kind of discussion came up. Everyone wanted some changes or to look like someone else. I said no, no change, because although I might not be to everyone's taste, people remember what I look like, there's unmistakably only one me. Uniqueness need not be a curse, it's about perspective. Mr. urn. .
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RHP User
8 years ago
My boob's, before I had kids they were just right lol - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
Wow you guys look great for being 100yrs old. No plastic surgury needed! LOL
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usrightnow_Again
8 years ago
I put it down to posture, poise, good bone structure, genetics, good diet and exercise. Now, I have managed to, shall we say, fill my skin out, Mrs. urn., she's just lucky, even last year she was asked for ID and she's nearly fifty. I think you arrived after our previous profile. We eventually filled each of the three supplied photo galleries with the maximum fifty pics. We rotated them regularly, even doing so every day for a month mid 2016. Regular forumites know why we left, why we have no photos up with our new profile and as we are here this time, just for the Forums, yes, we upped our ages to 100. On our original profile we were about a year younger than the ages on our profile. Not many state ages older than they are. Hope that explains a little. Mr. urn. .
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RHP User
8 years ago
And it will definitely be a breast augmentation for me ☺️ Would like just a bit more balance to my shape that sadly time and children have altered not quite so positively - Posted from rhpmobile
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