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  RHP User

  9 years ago

  The obvious question is...... You're obviously hanging around to read replies. So..... How long for?!!! - Posted from rhpmobile

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  MsJonesy

  9 years ago

  I have loved your contributions Obe, you always bring a smile to my face and a chortle is never far away. Have you considered the blue rinsed brigade are actually after the jewels, those delectable nether regions they glimpsed oh so quickly before the teapot took up residence? You never know your luck, they may be planning a reverse gang bang 😘

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  RHP User

  9 years ago

  I've had trouble with the 'grey army' for near twenty years now. (True story). I came onto their radar in Bundaberg in about '98. It seems I was viewed as audacious for having the temerity to flag down a local walloper after a blue haired lady, near of sight and long of tooth drove straight into my car as I passed through one of the few roundabouts there in town at the time. I was travelling on holidays. Being aged in my twenties at the time and having WA rego plates too, the parochial local copper had no sympathy for me or the damage to my car. In fact, in my view he was a thoroughly corrupt bastard! He instructed her to get in her car and go, then told me to just drop the matter and be on my way too! His demeanour made it quite clear to me I would have no recourse. He flatly refused to make any report, or have her furnish her insurance details. My car was driveable, but my front left quarter panel was crumpled inward. I later had to repair it myself. That negative experience reconfirmed my pre-existing knowledge and belief and ever since I've harboured a deep resentment of Queensland police.

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  On_Safari

  9 years ago

  We've been such staunch mates and we haven't met yet 😔😢

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  RHP User

  9 years ago

  Keep spreading the cheer!

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  RHP User

  9 years ago

  Quoting 'MsJonesy' I have loved your contributions Obe, you always bring a smile to my face and a chortle is never far away. Have you considered the blue rinsed brigade are actually after the jewels, those delectable nether regions they glimpsed oh so quickly before the teapot took up residence? You never know your luck, they may be planning a reverse gang bang 😘 Or before they were dipped in jam and cream

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  RHP User

  9 years ago

  I will miss your contributions....thank you for many laughs. And I hope you are hanging around to read replies

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  RHP User

  9 years ago

  In '93, on another holiday trip to Queensland from WA, I had another bad experience with Queensland Police and the aged... I lived in and around Cairns at one time and had travelled back there on leave. One evening leaving Palm Cove, I got stuck behind an old Landcruiser ute at the intersection of the highway. After what seemed an eternity (and with no traffic whatsoever in sight), the driver did not move off. I gave a brief, polite toot of my car horn. This will have been a fraction of a second. Well, the driver leapt up in his seat with a start. Evidently he had fallen asleep. Next thing, and before I could respond, he threw his ute in reverse and planted his foot. His ute tray rode up and onto the bonnet of my car, gouging a massive and deep dent as far as he could until my front bumper met with his tow bar. Then he very slowly drove off, turning south toward Cairns, veering left onto the road shoulder and to the right over the double lines as he went. I followed and tried to get him to stop. I flashed my lights and honked the car horn; all to no avail. Further down the highway, he turned off to Yorkey's Knob and I continued to follow. As we made our way, a police car travelled by us in the opposite direction, and flatly ignored my flashing lights and honking car horn. When the police car's tail light receded out of sight of my rearview mirror, the guy in the ute pulled over. I pulled over to the curb about fifteen metres behind. Out of the vehicle jumps the driver (in his forties to early fifties), and his passenger (somewhere in his sixties or seventies). They both were clearly extremely intoxicated and stumbling. As he walked past the tray of his ute, the driver grabbed a chain and the passenger grabbed a bar of some sort, then proceeded toward me. I managed to get my car in reverse this time and backed out of danger. They jumped back in the ute and drove off as before. I then went back on the highway to a police station I found in darkness. A sign on the door directed attention to Cairns Police Station, so I drove there. Despite my report with all vehicle details, full descriptions, and the damage to my vehicle, the coppers didn't want to know anything at all about it. I drew the conclusion taxpayers weren't getting the best police force money could buy, and wondered just who was...

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  RHP User

  9 years ago

  I should point out that whilst on both those occasions I had travelled to Queensland from WA, I was in a different car in each of these incidents. Sadly, if I were you I would hold neither faith nor breath the force will be with you!

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  RHP User

  9 years ago

  Who is going to buy it now ? Bugger (Cheers, have 2(ooo) for me)

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