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Oh How Embarressment!
September 29 2009
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RHP User
16 years ago
when I was 19 I was caught sucking myself off by my Canadian backpacker 'flatmate' and he let it slip to my other 'flatmate' who told another friend etc... for a while there, I couldn't look anybody in the eyes without knowing what they were thinking... hehe. Turns out the Canadian backpacker was bi curious so to punish him, I rejected all of his advances for the remaining 6 months of his stay. He left the country teased but never pleased. We hooked up by email about 4 years ago and he's a great friend to have even though that was 29 years ago. Lolz. If only he had spanked me for doing it and let me sniff his armpits, then kept hush... the 6 months we lived together might have been very different! Hugs Gazza
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RHP User
16 years ago
Not so long ago my computer shit itself my brother inlaw said he would have a look for me. I thought i lost all my stuff of my computer so i just took it over to him little did i know that my hidden files of my dirty pictures and videos of me werent gone lol. He turned on my computer going through my files the poor bugger opened then up and well did he get a suprise and half lol. Still to this day the poor bugger cant look me in the eye I am wondering though did he really close them off straight away like he said or did he look at them lol the mind boogles lol
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RHP User
16 years ago
As a younger chap anything seemed to turn me on, the briefest naughty thought, any glimpse of the opposite nubile sex, the vibrations on the bus, and on all conceivable occasions. The next problem was that I was and still happen to be a prolific lubricator. Any titillation caused my member to begin dribbling pre-cum copiously. Standing in a queue was probably the worst situation as it was difficult to hide an erect and protruding penis poking forth from beneath my pants. Often with an accompanying wet patch as blatant evidence. Worse still when a pretty female was immediately before me in the line. The hardest part was keeping my hard dick from accidentally making contact. A poke in the bottom was always on the cards, and too often resulted in a horrified response. Lots of embarrassing moments.
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RHP User
16 years ago
2 cases for you...one embarrasing and one scary.....We were moving house for some good friends and her Dad grabbed a bag from their bedroom that wasnt shut too well. Her rather large vibrator (its a 12 inch black monster and shes a petitie little 4 foot 10 ) fell out and turned itself on when it hit the wooden floor......her dad is an old prudish public servant.....maybe only had sex twice in his life for 2 daughters....he didnt know what to do or where to look and just bolted from the house......leaving the vib on the floor going !!!! One of my friends flys for Emirates, she had a new German girl that had just started with her and they were returning to Dubai. Sex toys are illegal there and her friend brought her special toy back from Germany in he carry on. When quizzed by the security guys at the airport she decided to argure with them and tell them its a stupid law.......and proceeded to be jailed for a month and then deported.....and because my friend was with her, they had her room searched by the police before she even got home !!!! She now flys for Virgin Atlantic......lovely......
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jandv
16 years ago
Me and the wife did a mystery flight once and when we got to the airport we found we were going to canberra. This was too good to pass up so we hit the adult stores and all we had a was a backpack. So here is my wife going through the xray machine with all these sex toys at the airport LOL The operator just looked over with a laugh LOL
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RHP User
16 years ago
Our son was a young teen when he went through our bedside drawers and found naughty videos (not of us whew!)... something we likely would never have known if his mate hadn't rung and son told him aaall about it over the ph... after the answering machine had clicked in hahaha...Not too sure who was most embarrassed... us, him (cos he was sooo busted) or our younger daughter who heard the message and tried to hide it from us hahaha...HeheheheMrs P
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RHP User
16 years ago
it was at one of our first meetings with a couple . Equiped clean and ready to tango we arrived at a discreet hotel. lovely foyer area , shining tiles and a very impressive marble counter. i carried a back pack .. with accesories which always come in handy. i swung the back pack off and dropped it to the floor . as we spoke the the receptionist, checking in , we could all hear a buzzing noise. the receptionist looked briefly over her desk .. we both looked at our mobiles , then instantly it clicked ,, Sir Henry , in our bag had come to life........and vibrate his little heart out Qucik thinking kept us from being highly embarassed . i reached into the bag , cooly scuttled around and turned him off . looked up at harlet who was just an inch tall by then ....and said ,, sorry forgot to turn the pager off babe . got away with that one ,, but just.
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RHP User
16 years ago
Fumbling in my pocket for change at Bunnings recently. Pulled it out but also pulled out a cock ring which rolled across the counter and bounced onto the floor. Luckily I was able to trap it with my foot before it travelled too far. Hopefully everyone behind me thought it was some strange knobbly plumbing part!!
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RHP User
16 years ago
A few years back, my dad came to visit me and the family out in country Qld. So one night we were sitting around, and the kids decided to embarrass mum and dad by bringing out a book from our secret hiding place (how do they know EXACTLY where to go?). It was a porn catalogue. earmarked on the DP/gangbang page, and they handed it to Grandad. Coulda killed 'em
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RHP User
16 years ago
hey if any man tells you he didnt have a good look he is fibbing big time
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