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Old sayings
October 18 2013
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RHP User
12 years ago
To thine own self be true.Those who fail to learn from history are doomed to repeat it.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Doesn't know if he is Arthur or Martha. ;-)
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RHP User
12 years ago
WHATEVER TREVOR!! :) FOXY
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RHP User
12 years ago
the sound of misogony in the morning
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RHP User
12 years ago
Pick your battles Actions speak louder than words What doesn't kill you makes you stronger True colours shine the brightest If you live by lies, you'll come down by lies
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madotara69
12 years ago
That's about as useful as a second belly button!Mado
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RHP User
12 years ago
Some I use all the time. Black as a bat's arse. Useful as tits on a bull. Dumb as a hat full of arseholes.
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RHP User
12 years ago
A Woman needs a Man like a fish needs a bike . GG♒️- Posted from rhpmobile
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madotara69
12 years ago
If you go to bed with an itchy bottom, you will wake up with a smelly finger.
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RHP User
12 years ago
I needed that like a hole in the head. (called from the car windows by boys to the male of a couple down the street) Fuck her, I did. Manners and civility cost you nothing. Just for a start :)
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wingman2014
12 years ago
If shes worth doin... She's worth doin well.- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
or a Wiggle
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wingman2014
12 years ago
If she has one more face lift..., She will end up with a beard .- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
Man bobbing up and down in corn field is not planting grain. Man trapped in pantry have ass in jam. Man who abuse computer get bad bytes. Man who cooks carrots and peas in same pot, very unsanitary. Man who drive like hell bound to get there. Man who drop watch in toilet have crappy time. Man who drop watch in whisky wasting time. Man who eat cookie in bed wake up feeling crumby. Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. Man who eat many prunes sit on toilet many moons. Man who eat photo of father, soon spitting image of father. Man who eat sweets take up two seats. Man who fall in vat of molten glass make spectacle of self. Man who fart in church must sit in own pew. Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night. Man who get kicked in testicles left holding bag. Man who go to bed with diarrhoea wake up in deep shit. Man who go to bed with itchy ass wake up with smelly finger. Man who has hand in pocket always on the ball. Man who have circumcision lose foresight. Man who have hand in pocket not just jingling change. Man who have hand in pockets not crazy, just feeling nuts. Man who have head up ass, have crappy outlook on life. Man who is basketball player dribbles before he shoots. Man who jumps through screen door likely to strain himself. Man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants. Man who kiss epileptic woman may get tongue-tied. Man who kisses girls behind, gets crack in face. Man who lay girl on hill not on level. Man who lay woman on ground, get peace on earth Man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion. Man who live in glass house dress in basement. Man who make love to exhaust pipe of car have hot rod. Man who make love to woman on hill, not on level. Man who marries girl with no bust has right to feel low down. Man who pee on electric fence receive shocking news. Man who pee through screen door, only straining himself. Man who pulls on woman’s bra-strap get bust in mouth. Man who put cream in tart not always baker. Man who put head on railroad track to listen for train likely to end up with splitting headache. Man who put wick into wrong candle get burned. Man who read woman like book, prefer braille. Man who run behind car get exhausted. Man who run in front of car, get tired. Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails. Man who shoot off mouth, bound to lose face. Man who sit on hot stove will rise again. Man who sit on tack get point. Man who sit on an upturned tack shall surely rise. Man who sleep in cathouse by day, sleep in doghouse by night. Man who sleep like baby does not have one. Man who sleep on railroad tracks wake up with split personality. Man who smoke pot choke on handle. Man who snatches kisses when young, kisses snatches when old. Man who sneezes without tissue takes matters into own hands. Man who speaks with forked tongue should not kiss balloons. Man who stand on toilet is high on pot. Man who sucks nipples make clean breast of things. Man who take woman on camping trip have one intent. Man who tell one too many lightbulb joe-ks soon burn out. Man who think he is Number One is next to nothing. Man who walk middle of road get run over by bus. Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok. Man who wants pretty nurse must be patient. Man who wear short sleeved shirt supports right to bare arms. Man who wish to make headlines should sleep on corduroy pillow. Man with athletic finger make broad jump. Man with chip on shoulder have wood higher up. Man with forked tongue not need chop sticks. Man with hand in bush not necessarily trimming shrubs. Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. Man with no legs bums around. Man with one chopstick go hungry. Man with tight trousers is pressing his luck. Man’s mind is like parachute: work best when open. Man’s most important senses: horse and common.FOXY
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madotara69
12 years ago
Looks like it is raining men.
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wingman2014
12 years ago
She bangs like a dunny door in a cyclone - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
That's why I like dancing naked in the rain.FOXY
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madotara69
12 years ago
Quoting 'wingman2013' She bangs like a dunny door in a cyclone - Posted from rhpmobile Who does????
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wingman2014
12 years ago
Aussie girls 😜 You never heard that expression???- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'madotara69' Quoting 'wingman2013' She bangs like a dunny door in a cyclone - Posted from rhpmobile Who does????
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RHP User
12 years ago
And fart a crow bar....... Kimmy look at moi....look at moi.....- Posted from rhpmobile
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wingman2014
12 years ago
Ouch !- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
"How's ya bum for grubs?"
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madotara69
12 years ago
Miss palm and her five fingersWingman, that was always the first impulsive question.(social understanding)... But Kiwi girls are hotties too.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'madotara69'Miss palm and her five fingersWingman, that was always the first impulsive question.(social understanding)... But Kiwi girls are hotties too.was not referring to anyone in particular!!
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'JayJay_66' Quoting 'madotara69'Miss palm and her five fingersWingman, that was always the first impulsive question.(social understanding)... But Kiwi girls are hotties too.was not referring to anyone in particular!! ... I'm guessing that it was his wife that he was referring to
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madotara69
12 years ago
I love masturbating.But it is a myth that it'll make you go blind...... Still got 20/20 vision
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madotara69
12 years ago
Quoting 'KiwiBred' Quoting 'JayJay_66' Quoting 'madotara69'Miss palm and her five fingersWingman, that was always the first impulsive question.(social understanding)... But Kiwi girls are hotties too.was not referring to anyone in particular!! ... I'm guessing that it was his wife that he was referring to what of the saying...It takes one to know one.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'madotara69'I love masturbating.But it is a myth that it'll make you go blind...... Still got 20/20 visionthat's why even my contacts aren't strong enough anymore!!!
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RHP User
12 years ago
Woman who get drunk and fall asleep on doorstep of Synagogue, wake up in morning with heavy dew on top of her..Man who put stiff in box, not necessarily undertaker.
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RHP User
12 years ago
"That which does not kill me only makes me stronger"... oh so apt for the last 12 months!"Women forgive but never forget. Men forget but never forgive."... this goes with the "Always chose your words wisely as you may one day have to eat them" (or similar).
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RHP User
12 years ago
...If not you, who? If not now, when? ...Nothing is easy to the unwilling ...If there's a will there is a way ...One who asks is a fool for five minutes, one who never asks is a fool for life ...A blind person who sees is better than a seeing person who is blind ...When the student is ready, the master appears
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