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Olympic Sex..a bit of fun
August 08 2008
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RHP User
17 years ago
I would be a multi gold winning Sexual athlete. What categories? 1. Kissing 2. Giving head 3. Sheer sensuality There, blowing my own trumpet for a change.....lol
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RHP User
17 years ago
Ok i will get this started then. I believe I would receive a gold medal for my massages. Of course I am bias so I would have to say that. If any ladies wants to test me out on it I am sure you know what to do. Could not resist my last comment LOL
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RHP User
17 years ago
1. Fastest Penetration to Self Orgasm (Not sure if i held the world record tho :P) 2. Longest time to "hold it up" 3. Provide unique sex position 4. Bed wrestling :P 5. Streaking Marathon lmao
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RHP User
17 years ago
hehehe...good topic Tigress... My arse. xx SnS
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RHP User
17 years ago
Sex in the Olympics, sounds interesting, better than watching the swimming and running. I would be a multi gold winner in; 1. Oral sex ( sex through words not through licking ;) ) 2: Massage 3. creativity and experimentation 4 sexual exhaustion (the way you win that one is if your partner passes out afterwards) That's about it I think
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RHP User
17 years ago
I think I'd win Gold at oral, although I'd have stiff (no pun intended) competition from those ladies with the rings around their necks..... lol
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RHP User
17 years ago
Bugger...., i didnt even realise sex was a competition!! pretty damn sure i wouldn't win the marathon though ;) cheers Nev
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RHP User
17 years ago
Medals would come from: Synchronised Squirming 3 metre muff dive Un-dressage Pole vault Maybe in the athletics for Floor gymnastics and Balance ream Fires
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RHP User
17 years ago
What, nobody rates themselves in the 'clean and jerk'? lol Don't say you haven't been training in the shower. Synchronised Squirting would draw a crowd. They should have used it in the 'opening' ceremomy. Maybe I could be a contender in the 'Breaststroke' would I have to wait 4 years before 'doin it' all again?
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RHP User
17 years ago
dammit newflame you beat me to the clean and jerk line..... after my last performance im guessing 100m sprint :(
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RHP User
17 years ago
As soon as they come up with a Gold Medal category for Most Consistent Attempts At Completely Christening The Balcony.......I'm standing on that top podium...... M_S
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rusty009
17 years ago
im already a gold winner, i usually cum first with my partner, but as they say winning isnt everything. i always go back and make sure everying finishes. ;)
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RHP User
17 years ago
HMMM, Where is that bloody remote ?
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RHP User
17 years ago
I see it more as a martial art. Flexibility, muscle control, breathing, and the transfer of positive energry to create euphoric sence of well-being. Nah, that just sounds like wank. Ooh wank! Like shooting..aka One-handed pistol. PULL!!!
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RHP User
17 years ago
Personally I would like to be a sports commentator as I love talking bedroom...english language very expressive. Dressage...Getting them all dressed up and pampered and riding. Cock sculls preferably tandem Judo, I do not care about the tussle you will submit in the end, and hey if you can pin me well I am al yours
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bondage_reality
17 years ago
There's The Breaststroke The Backstroke Ohhhh and the Freestyle Those tadpoles have it good
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RHP User
17 years ago
Im a certainty for gold at , Getting a blow job , YOU know,, chineses eyes , mouth puckered like a gold fish and the occasional "YEAH BABY " thrown in !!! But of coarse its a heavy training schedule , ive spent a lot of time lying on the lounge with me duds around me ankles , to be as good at it as i am . I take it quite serious you know !!! I applied for a government grant , so i could train full time , But to no avail , tight fisted buncha KUNTS !!! ~~~Horrible~~~
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RHP User
17 years ago
Whatever the event I know who I want to be in my event:- Natalie Titcume Misty Hyman. Yes, they are real names. Nat's our Ozzie Softballer and Misty is a US swimmer.
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RHP User
17 years ago
To be honest I would not care if I did not get Gold Silver or bronze just think ot the fun you would have in the heats!!!!!!!! AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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RHP User
14 years ago
You do not have to train for it, just get married Its a two man sport, one is the poker the other is the receptive hole. Terms used are: Fucking hurry up Shit can you at least move? One has to concentrate hard while its happening on things like what to cook for dinner tomorrow night and how big is the ironing pile The finish line is exhausting for the poker and he normally falls into a big sweaty snoring heap when done The receptive hole then turns on the side lamp and goes back to her novel. I have won gold a few times but that was when I used my fake orgasm skill, then the crowd went wild! This is a sport played all over the world.
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RHP User
14 years ago
I'd hope to make the podium for clenching :)
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RHP User
14 years ago
...as I would give it my all in the low-bar pole vault event, some claim to jump high but I am happy to just jump well. | Quoting 'Bathsheba'I'd hope to make the podium for clenching :) | I'm going to need a training partner with a tight box....you know, so the pole doesn't slip out and I end up in the hospital. | Go hard, go for the gold...or go home.
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