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September 07 2009
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RHP User
16 years ago
Peachypear, I am ashamed to admit that I have faked it approx 3 times. Each time I gave it a REALLY good try, im talking tried different positions, toys etc but I know when im not going to be able to get over the line and there's no use going on. I faked it with one niters on those occasions and it was because I was at that point where it just wasn't going to happen and I was drunk and needed sleep LOL. I am older now and wouldn't do it again ( not worth it) I'd now be honest and just apologise hehe. And I would NEVER do it to someone I loved. So there! I've admitted it and yes I did get away with it...what can I say, I did it well ;) Cheers, Elljae x
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RHP User
16 years ago
I can't say that I've faked orgasm.... although I'm sure there have been times when it has been assumed that I have orgasmed as I can be a pretty 'vocal' lass and I haven't exactly corrected the assumption .
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RHP User
16 years ago
Elljae... Nice one! Well, approx 3 hehehe I'll add that I should probably say Couldn't rather than wouldn't, I just Couldn't see me getting away with it hehehe... Lolol Sonsie... good response MrsP... Deb... I ain't no Saint
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RHP User
16 years ago
Im sure you've seen in some previous posts ive made that i cant orgasm and some guys just need a bit of an ego boost after a really good try LOL but i havent faked it in the last few years, i thought there was something seriously wrong with me so i faked it. But now i know im just unlucky and need to live with it.
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RHP User
16 years ago
I admit to having faked on more than one occasion - couldn't tell you how many. That was in my younger days and since then I have learnt how to have one everytime even if the guys isn't that good. Happy to say I haven't need to fake one with Trev :)
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RHP User
16 years ago
Well shameful to admit it.. But yeah I have faked a few times.. Just goes to show those good ole ben wa balls do work and I can get away with it....When need be!! Well to be honest we probably all know that most guys are just in it for there own satisfaction or just plainly have no idea of what to do to get us there.. But yep I have faked.. and never been caught out or been questioned... just had comments like.. that was f*****g awesome or lets go again....Yawn!!! Thanks for the fun topic.. Peachy Pixie xxx
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RHP User
16 years ago
used to do it every single time except when I first experienced a real one and squirted when I was 20. After that it was all downhill from there, an orgasm free wasteland. until I wised up a couple of years ago and realised I was cutting off my nose to spite my face. got rid of some issues, found a man willing to take his time with me, and most importantly listened. While it's not always guaranteed, my averages have been improving steadily over the last two years. I guess I've been a bit more discerning about who I chose to become my lover, I've let go of the hang ups I've had about myself and my body AND just liking myself enough to go for what I want. Though I must admit, I do have the odd lapse once in a blue moon with a one nighter. But that's what they're for, the sex/connection is never good enough to chase for repeats. And the chase is always more fun than the actual deed.
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tamworthguy46
16 years ago
Yes i remember one time in particular where the lady tried to fool me with a big ....ohh yess yes...roll eyes back in the head etc.....I don't realy have a problem with that....you know ! sometimes it's not the guys fault that the lady can't reach the big O.....At least it shows they are trieng to be considerate about the guys endevours......or trieng to hurry him up...lol But on that one occasion, she asked at the end " what was that like honey ? "....and i replied mmm that was hot, sound affects and everything !!
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RHP User
16 years ago
I have faked it numerous times.....but i have fairly strong pelvic floor muscles so Ive never been found it....at least I dont think so, anyway! lol Bit of a mental block with me sometimes and I accept that. I have also said flat out that its not going to happen, but lets have a good time anyway.
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RHP User
16 years ago
Sure, I have faked it many times, when I was a fair bit younger and usually it was within a casual relationship or one-night stand. Then I realised that if a guy can't make me cum, his ego is not worth stroking with a fake one. Plus he'll think that he's done a good job and go around giving crap sex to every woman he's with, and we can't have that. Trixie.
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jandv
16 years ago
As a man i have faked it once. I was in my early 20's but we did the "deed" 10 times in one weekend. On the last one, the sex was ending up being a very long session when i couldnt go any longer and did a male fake orgasm. Quickly pulled the condom off so she didnt see it LOL. Gessss, oh to be young again. LOL
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RHP User
16 years ago
I think most females can agree yes we have faked our orgasms many of times!My top reasons are;1. The guy was not even close to making me cum so ending it quicker was the solution2. Not being turned on at all3. Just not that in2 it4. Almost there but he cant quite do it and u think he has been at it for a long time and dont wana annoy him lol5. Im just a hard one to make cum HAHAHAHAHA
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RHP User
16 years ago
Not to be fooled.... If I stick my finger on your sphinkter I know when you are faking it ladies... so be warned. A jolly good spanking is in order for such theatrics! Hugs gaz
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RHP User
16 years ago
Listen up guys.....pay attention and put her needs before yours.....and don't be afraid to ask what she likes.... Please her, again and again and again.....because THAT's where the true pleasure is.... Great topic. I hope people listen and learn.. So sayeth the Dog.
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RHP User
16 years ago
Ladies and gentlemen, I am totally impressed with your honesty... and can't thank you enough! I can't tell you how reassuring it is to know that I am not the only person who has issues with the big O at times. Something else I noticed was that most who said they had faked it did it when they were younger. Still, I'm most sincerely hoping I'm not the only person on RHP who has never faked an orgasm! Despite my name, I ain't no saint after all! Yes, of course I remember you OhSo. We posted on each others threads @http://www.redhotpie.com.au/Forum/CLYMAX-24363&http://www.redhotpie.com.au/Forum/Is-there-a-type-of-viagra-for-women-24392I very much sympathise with how you feel. I started a thread @ http://www.redhotpie.com.au/Forum/Gals-The-Big-O-18119a couple of years ago where I started exploring the idea that it was ok to just experience pleasure without the necessity of 'The Big O' as the goal. Still, I feel now as I did then that I am letting our play pals down which is why we look for something ongoing in the hope I'll reach the level of trust and confidence, in them and myself that I need! I know I can, after all had three with Mr P yesterday Lol speedntrixie... I had a good laugh but your reasoning does make total sense! Gaz... I've always figured there has to be a way to tell if an O is real lol. Lucky I is a jolly gooood gal cos spanking don't impress me much Hi Dog... excellent sentiments expressed in your post! I wanted to share how I feel about it as someone who has never cum during play and not for lack of trying either. Most play pals that we have met over the past few years have tried really hard and only moved on to other play cos I insisted and told them that I refuse to 'try' to have an orgasm anymore cos it's damaging to my self esteem and theirs. I find that I end up so full of adrenaline that I can't quite tip over that edge and it actually takes me a few days after play to gradually release all the pent up energy during several sessions with Mr P. Hugs all Mrs P Deb... I ain't no saint!
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RHP User
16 years ago
Those are the EXACT reasons why I fake it!! Thank God, someone else out there has the same issues as me!! Dog - well said.
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RHP User
16 years ago
ha ha ha its good to know u share the same thoughts ;p
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tamworthguy46
16 years ago
I'm soooo going to try the Gaz finger up the sphinkter trick next time i'm a bit suss......but it probaby won't happen.......as I'm like all other guys, the worlds greatest lover and can get any woman to climax....lmao.
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RHP User
16 years ago
For me aint nothing they are doing that makes me orgasm I can do it to myselfand with boy oh they got a guarantee from me as I do whatever it takes
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RHP User
16 years ago
Consider the challenge on!!! lol
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RHP User
16 years ago
I did not have my first orgasm until I was 24. Any before that were faked. The hubby was a little hurt when I confessed but it was the best thing I ever did... the fun we had searching for the right 'buttons' to push lol.I do not reach the big 'O' easily but 2 years ago my body discovered squirting, much to the pleasure of hubby and playmates. Now, during play, the big 'O' is not such an issue.
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RHP User
16 years ago
Both guilty as charged!!!!Not with each other as if it doesn't happen we're ok with that, it's not the ultimate goal every time we have sex!
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RHP User
16 years ago
I must admit I (being male) have faked an orgasm. Though that was when i was about 19 and really wasn't into it. These days, i EITHER just fall asleep or call a smoko break when i've had enough. I've noticed in myself, at about 23 years old till now (so in the past 2 years) the lack of any real connection with sexual partners, leaving me feeling like im not really that 'into it'. And to be honest, many times I have regretted going down the sexual line with women, What can i say? Alot of women im not THAT into and wish we would have stayed 'Just friends'
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