Opening lines...

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  RHP User

  12 years ago

  Gday miss piggy reckon i can lick your back ? If you lick my sack ? That will work . - Posted from rhpmobile

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  RHP User

  12 years ago

  So..... Lets say you use this single line. Then what happens? It's rhetorical...... to point out that only in very specific cases, will a certain kind of single line hold enough intrigue and mystery, in conjunction with your profile.... to earn a reply (and here's the important part) .... or to open dialogue. So my view is.... focus on opening up dialogue. DG

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  sweetgem

  12 years ago

  Whether it's a one-line introduction used in your profile, or in an email to someone who has caught your eyes, one line intro is not sufficient, unless it's for your profile headline. But then I call that a phrase, not a line :-) For me, one line tells me nothing about a person and why is he worth my time. I appreciate that some of us do get very busy in our private lives, and we may not have much free time on hands to write an essay about ourselves or when contacting someone, but putting in a bit of an effort to introduce ourselves and what we seek does help to grab someone's attention and/or open up a door to something good :-) So, I guess I can not be of much help here OP, sorry :-) - Posted from rhpmobile

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  RHP User

  12 years ago

  Pay attention to your profile......too many ask mes.....the eats,roots and leaves joke is tired......no photos....why would a woman want to respond to your messages?xx Q

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  Lovinit28andKC72

  12 years ago

  Don't use the word "FUCK" You know what I mean, no would you like to F, how about a F, want to be my F buddy, meet for a F, interested in F...ing...the list goes on.... Be yourself. Unless you're a tosser of course......only joking I got a message once that said....I can't do puppetry of the penis but... This gave me a giggle and he got a response.... - Posted from rhpmobile

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  RHP User

  12 years ago

  Read the profile there are so many clues in it.....I know males look at the pictures and think wow....slow down read the profile then write something.....I got this and he got a message back. Great profile - you are a romantic for sure! - super sexy, kind, fun. My profile says it all - that's the snap shot of life at the minute. Hope it doesn't put you to sleep!! Looking forward to hearing from you, by the way, loved the white tee shirt photo "smok'in hot" I'll txt my photo to you if you reply.

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  RHP User

  12 years ago

  Hi Kermie, In my limited experience in communicating with the female of the species I have discovered the following: 1) Women are all about their bodies, don't under any circumstances attempt to appeal to their mind at all 2) Probably a good idea not to read their profile or make reference to anything in it... it makes it sound like you have really put a lot of personal thought into the communication3) Once you hit the send button you are in the lap of the Gods (the Gods I refer to are female and they will get back to you if and when they are good and ready) So don't stay awake wondering if you will get a reply. I'm out of insights at the moment, I might swing by later if I can manage to come up with some more handy hints. ^^^^^ please note the above are merely suggestions.... I'm not here telling you what to write ... RgdsAQUA

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  RHP User

  12 years ago

  At all the great lines in your profile. I've not seen anyone take the standard choices and personalise them, and the way you do it is fabulous. People who say something that shows they've actually read our profile are infinitely more interesting. Beyond that, just go with whatever takes your fancy at the time. Generally, I'd avoid overly sexualising things right off the bat - although with your sense of humour you might be able to get away with it. Oh, and ask a question or two, that really helps with getting the conversation going. By the way, a few less "ask me" responses in your profile and a pic would go a long way to making people more inclined to respond. The pic should be of anything but your dick...okay, also not your balls, or your ass (although any of these covered in great undies would be fine). But seriously, even a pic of your feet or your shadow or the back of your head (the top one) would be far better than nothing.

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  RHP User

  12 years ago

  once disparaging term for a child, now often used affectionately. (Chiefly British) "I'll come by your place after I drop the sprogs at school" Ok your 36 , so that's just not going to be attractive that you call yourself a frog child you need a picture up, women and men are visual creatures, put your face in your PG and put a body shot up for your main picture, so we really do know your not ten years old and looking for Ms Piggy. Tip number one. Make sure you wash that spot between your arse and ball sack, including both arse and ball sack Tip two. Actually ring a person and make a time and dare I say it turn up. No endless text or mail stuff and no going fishing with the boys at the last minute oh yes, get a thick skin and put your tongue in cheek and be prepared to not get laid, cause your a guy and its a candy story for plain Jane women like myself, who could not give it away in a crowed pub at midnight in Kalgoorlie or Karratha. LaydT giving the young frog a dose of reality.

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  Languid

  12 years ago

  Any chance of a kiss? (If answer is no). Well I suppose a fuck is out of the question? One for all the real sensitive subtle types.

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  RHP User

  12 years ago

  Lot's of great ideas! ...and it shows how one man's random word association (wombat) can be another woman's tired old gag (eats, shots, yadda). Clearly, not as creative as I thought I was, then. I wasn't thinking, exactly, to write a single line in my emails. If I could manage it, sure, that'd be great to have the email equivalent of formaldehyde. But, I recognise that I have to write more. I was, however, thinking of the few words that stand between the delete key and the expanse of flowing prose and engaging observations after line one. Hi to overcome staring at the floor and mumbling into my drink, so to speak. Shell, thanks for reading and enjoying (perhaps even a little chuckle) my profile. Tuscan, name changed and perineum cleansed.

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  Beachlover1999

  12 years ago

  I am surprised at your lack of attention to the mind of a woman when in fact that IS the most important part to engage first....And you do this??? Now I know your kidding when you advise don't read the profile....... Is this a ploy to acquire all of us intelligent gorgeous types to yourself?????? ;))))

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  RHP User

  12 years ago

  Its the only really reliable option......... Other Bump

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