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Pearls of wisdom..

December 20 2014

Here's a pearl of wisdom as told to me by a child hood friend that I did recently catch up with, I asked him to remember me the "Creation of the Pussy" poem. It did crack me up the first time I heard it and every time since! Well.. here's one explanation of how Pussy came to be.... Creation of Pussy1st was a butcher smart with wit, using a knife he gave it a slit2nd was a carpenter strong and bold, using a hammer and chisel he gave it a hole3rd was a tailor tall and thin, using red velvet he lined it within4th was a hunter short and stout, using fox fur he lined it without5th was a fisherman nasty as hell, threw in a fish to give it that smell6th was a preacher named McGee, touched it, blessed it and said it could pee7th was a deckhand a dirty little runt, who sucked it , fucked it and called it a C@&?(Its all a bit of fun here peoples, I hope no gets offended) Having now shared this little pearl of wisdom I wonder does any one have similar they would like to share?

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RHP User

11 years ago

GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa . Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally Beautiful! Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe .Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value. Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain , very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty. Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece , gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit. Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and all conquering past. Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel, has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business. Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada, self-preserving, but open to meeting new people. After 70, she becomes Tibet .. Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages. An adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge. GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN Between 1 and 80, a man is like Cuba , ruled by nuts.

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11 years ago

Ten Commandments for Reducing Stress . . 2. Thou shalt not try to be all things to all people and spread thyself too thin. . 3. Thou shalt leave things undone that ought to be done. . 4. Thou shalt not criticize thyself for decisions that were made without the benefit of hindsight. . 5. Thou shalt learn to say ‘No’. . 6. Thou shalt schedule time for thyself and thy supportive network. . 7. Thou shalt switch off and do nothing regularly. . 8. Thou shalt be boring, untidy, inelegant, and unattractive at times. . 9. Thou shalt not even feel guilty. . 10. Especially, thou shalt not be thine own worst enemy, but be thy best friend.

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11 years ago

Quoting 'MrsPeachyPear' Ten Commandments for Reducing Stress . . 2. Thou shalt not try to be all things to all people and spread thyself too thin. . 3. Thou shalt leave things undone that ought to be done. . 4. Thou shalt not criticize thyself for decisions that were made without the benefit of hindsight. . 5. Thou shalt learn to say ‘No’. . 6. Thou shalt schedule time for thyself and thy supportive network. . 7. Thou shalt switch off and do nothing regularly. . 8. Thou shalt be boring, untidy, inelegant, and unattractive at times. . 9. Thou shalt not even feel guilty. . 10. Especially, thou shalt not be thine own worst enemy, but be thy best friend. Touche!

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11 years ago

Quoting 'ralf74' GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa . Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally Beautiful! Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe .Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value. Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain , very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty. Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece , gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit. Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and all conquering past. Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel, has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business. Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada, self-preserving, but open to meeting new people. After 70, she becomes Tibet .. Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages. An adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge. GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN Between 1 and 80, a man is like Cuba , ruled by nuts. Now that is a classic.....

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RHP User

11 years ago

Wow, I had forgotten this one, it's a classic. I remember the boys at school reciting this. The funny thing is with hindsight most of us had never seen a pussy at that stage !!!!

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11 years ago

A couple of my favourites: "To love is nothing. To be loved is something. But to be loved by the person you love... is everything." "Good things don't come to those who wait. They come to those who work their asses off and don't give up." Much love, Elle xx

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11 years ago

1. You must be the change you wish to see in the world. 2. The early worm gets eaten! 3. A smile is an inexpensive way to improve your looks. 4. Love is like a fart, if you try too hard and it will probably turn out shit. 5. Talking to your best friend is all the therapy you will ever need. 6. Being someones first love is great, being someones last is perfect. 7. Life is to short to do things you don't love. 8. Once you accept the fact that you're not perfect, then you will have real confidence. 9. Beauty is 99.9% attitude. 10. The problem with winning the rat race is you're still a rat. 11. An insult is never given, it is you who chooses to take it. 12. Suck, blow is just an euphemism. 13. The only normal people that exist are the ones you don't know well.14. I, myself, am entirely made of flaws, sewn together with good intention.

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11 years ago

"Every man dies, but only some men ever truely live.... "

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11 years ago

walks like a duck,quacks like a duck, its usually a duck.

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11 years ago

You’re never too old to learn something stupid.

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11 years ago

Classic, l love it!!! Thanks for posting - Posted from rhpmobile

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11 years ago

I miss my mind the most Ozzy Osbourne - Posted from rhpmobile

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11 years ago

Outside of a dog mans' best friend is a book...Inside of a dog,it's too dark to read:)...Grouch Marx

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Hawt1

11 years ago

Quoting 'ralf74' GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa . Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally Beautiful! Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe .Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value. Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain , very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty. Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece , gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit. Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and all conquering past. Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel, has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business. Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada, self-preserving, but open to meeting new people. After 70, she becomes Tibet .. Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages. An adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge. GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN Between 1 and 80, a man is like Cuba , ruled by nuts.

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Hawt1

11 years ago

Quoting 'youmeequalsfun' Classic, l love it!!! Thanks for posting - Posted from rhpmobile Glad to make someone smile

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Hawt1

11 years ago

Quoting 'Lil_Spermaid' I miss my mind the most Ozzy Osbourne - Posted from rhpmobile Got to love Ozzie in his old age.. hahaha The one I love the best is "You know, I love all of you. More than life itself. But your all fucking mental!"

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Hawt1

11 years ago

Cheers peoples, sorry I didn't get back to you sooner. It is a long drive to Perth. Lets see if we get anymore.. I'm hoping for the humorous variety ;)

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11 years ago

Old mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard To get poor rover a bone, When she bent over Rover took over And gave her a bone of his own!!

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Monian

11 years ago

A.A. Milne (of Winnie the Pooh fame): "I wrote somewhere once that the third-rate mind was only happy when it was thinking with the majority, the second-rate mind was only happy when it was thinking with the minority, and the first-rate mind was only happy when it was thinking.

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