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Pet Names for Private parts...

January 02 2015

fun

Hi, Does any one have a pet name for their private parts...I call mine Wally...Always fun to play Where's Wally... What are your "Pet Names" LC

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Cunt, and it is spectacular.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Is Qefenta 😜xxFreya

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Quite happy with cock or dick.

  • 6exxy

    6exxy

    11 years ago

    Lmao 😃 geez clever undercover nourishing tadpole!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    I'm assuming you consult with it too eh?? 😝 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    11 years ago

    The main one I remember is arss-hole! I know one when I see it. Female version is called Karma and she's a bitch! Foxy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    whatever you want to call her.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Mines simply prick but sadly he hangs around day n night with a pair of complete nutters :)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    But I've named my favorite toy " johnny luv muscle"

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Got a few different ones, as I hate it when it's called a pussy. (Being a cat owner I've heard every pussy joke under the sun lol) Old housemate called it a fuffa, luv that one lol Friends daughter calls it her secret. And a new one I found on Facebook is to call it your juice box haha

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    See what the mood leads you to call her. Just don't piss her off. Please.

  • Hottie1

    Hottie1

    11 years ago

    When our son was young and discovered his stiffy for the first time he was horrified (lol) and said mum 'there's a rocket in my pants' . I would never use it but it's the only real time we've heard a term used for a dick. My vibrator is called 'Holmes' 😉 Mary xx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'Nictalica13' Got a few different ones, as I hate it when it's called a pussy. (Being a cat owner I've heard every pussy joke under the sun lol) My colleague's kitten hurt its paw on Christmas Eve, and she had no problems telling us she spent the night in hospital getting her injured pussy looked after. I burst into laughter when she told the story to our director yesterday, who looked positively mortified.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Curvie, if your lover lover has to look for Wally, I'm not sure that's a good thing. I like cock, like 50zkool said.

  • On_Safari

    On_Safari

    11 years ago

    Cos it's twilly good when a willy gets it.