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Phrases and figures of speech that you like and enjoy using.
May 06 2016
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Grouse33
10 years ago
My current favourite being 'I didn't come here to *$%# spiders' - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
Ode to lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol
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RHP User
10 years ago
The budgie die ? is a favourite in response to no shows. From an old codger at a petrol station in a country town in Winter...Scarcity of heat today.. When I asked my mum what something was...A wigwam for a gooses bridle,she would say....I have never heard anyone else say it. A favourite word which is a whole sentence in itself is ,Excellent ! 😀 Q...nice topic btw Kool.
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RHP User
10 years ago
Yup - my Grandparents use that phrase. Thought it meant - I'm not telling you. Same as a phrase "Going to see a man about a dog" My Dad always tells me I'm a galah, when I tell him about something derpy I got up to.
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RHP User
10 years ago
my Dad used to tell us to 'belt up' when we got in the car, double meaning which he intended at point of delivery
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RHP User
10 years ago
Your Love Of Laughing......lol and also your .... los (Love of sex)
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RHP User
10 years ago
Still haven't found that place. 😉 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
Just eats roots and leaves.
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'MidnightCruisin' Just eats roots and leaves. A bit more on that, he eats roots shoots and leaves.
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'inspirit' Still haven't found that place. 😉 - Posted from rhpmobile Terrible restaurant chain in N.S.W not sure if it exists anymore. Being a mixed race couple i find it amusing when i speak to my partners family and i am Aussie, so Australian sayings like "mad as a cut snake" make for mixed reactions from the inlaws. All i do is watch the "badger" (a perth rugby player) interviews and he gives me all the aussie lingo ammo i could possibly want for a family dinner.
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RHP User
10 years ago
I'm always saying 'fair enough' and 'nah you're right' Also a fan of the yeah nah and nah yeah some I like but dont use much - "I'm so hungry I could eat the crotch out of a low flying duck" grew up hearing "meat pie with dead horse" (tomato sauce) grew up constantly hearing the response 'to see how far it is and back and when I get there , I'll tell ya'
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RHP User
10 years ago
...is when some unpleasant news is greeted as being a "Kick in the dick". I think some irony in the news is needed to use this one appropriately.
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madotara69
10 years ago
This is about as useful as a second belly button. Mado Mado Tara xx
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RHP User
10 years ago
Your post made me go through Touches lol post and look for the lone los hiding in there.... I read your post wrong. 😝
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madotara69
10 years ago
Fair suck of the sav
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RHP User
10 years ago
I'm from past the black stump. I'm sure if is not the one and only, as it's a common expression, but I know there is definitely one black stump. Not restaurant - didn't know of them
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Nowukas
10 years ago
Whenever I asked mum what was for dinner, the only answer she ever gave me was "Pigs poop and gooly gum" What the &*^% is gooly gum! Or My family is so poor we could only afford savloy soup (the water that the savloys were boiled in) Or keeping with the meal theme A dingos breakfast (a drink of water and a look around) Watch this space for more. This birdies gotta fly (literally)
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RHP User
10 years ago
1. Hawt2. Whopper meal deal 3. gaggin for ya/it4. Terms of endearment - babe, baby, touch/y, slut lol5. yeah nah6. nah yeah 7. What you gon' do with all that junk, all that junk inside your trunk.......ooh I have an idea 8. Bulge mmm love that9. cougar and her cubs 10. As you were
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Grouse33
10 years ago
He speaks three languages but English is not his first. He emailed me a request and had to ask people what my response of 'no wuckas' meant. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'Grouse33' He speaks three languages but English is not his first. He emailed me a request and had to ask people what my response of 'no wuckas' meant. - Posted from rhpmobile I get this a lot. I favour other nationalities let's say, and one guy makes me laugh, I encouraged him to ask me if he didn't understand the English words or slang. He speaks and writes really good English, but some of the slang gets lost in translation. Surprising too how hard some things are to explain. They just roll off the tongue for us, some we've been saying all our life, but they quite often interpret differently. One such exchange recently I think revealed he thought I was getting a bit serious, hard to say for sure, but I think that was his interpretation of my words. But my words were my normal sexy talk, slang sexy talk though. Slang is a whole other language. I like it when they trust me enough to ask instead of not really knowing. Scary though the difference from our meaning to their understanding of it
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RHP User
10 years ago
...there's "She'll be right". Usually with various other words at the start and end of it...like "Yeah, nah..she'll be right mate".It's a vote of confidence in ones self...often backed up by no facts. Love it.
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AnnieWhichway
10 years ago
As useful as a hatful of arseholes
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'Deep_Purple' Your post made me go through Touches lol post and look for the lone los hiding in there.... I read your post wrong. 😝 why didn't I think of that. Wanna be my advisor
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RHP User
10 years ago
Fuckadoodledoo...first heard in Four Weddings and a Funeral and I've been using it ever since.
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RHP User
10 years ago
-No shit sherlock -You're as ugly as hat full of arseholes -Go outside and pull yaself together woman -Cut lunch and a water bag -Cruisin for a bruisin -Kangun for a slangin (Todays term) -Im as dry a nun's c**t -Bag of worms -Bible basher -Bonza mate.......... - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
I loved when I first heard that phrase when we moved over here! I like "sweet as" too, and I use that word a lot, sweet, sweetness and sweetie
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'Kokoflamingo' I loved when I first heard that phrase when we moved over here! I like "sweet as" too, and I use that word a lot, sweet, sweetness and sweetie Yeah, I've adopted "Sweet" into my vocabulary for some time now too. Probably cos I've lived and worked with so many kiwi's over the years. Sweet as fuck...
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RHP User
10 years ago
..."Get your shit together!"Another great use of The Word.
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RHP User
10 years ago
... great tits on a nun. ...a prick on a priest.
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'Nowukas Whenever I asked mum what was for dinner, the only answer she ever gave me was "Pigs poop and gooly gum" What the FUCKING HELL is gooly gum! Well thats something like what I got :S Shit on toast. 💩 Pass the bread please,,,, 🍞 Thanks.
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RHP User
10 years ago
slap him down like a dunny lid,,,,, 🚽
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RHP User
10 years ago
Yeah Nah, Nah Yeah. Kangawalladingafox. Out woop woop. Useless as tits on a bull. It's a long way to the shop if you want a sausage roll. Every time I'm asked what I want for dinner the reply generally is "Food" when she replies seriously "preferably good food" She's starting to hate me for it The reply growing up as to what's for dinner was "Shit & Sugar on toast" Also the word "Cunt" is always good one and goes well with another favourite "Moist" - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
..."Moist" is a word to watch. It seems to shit some people.Doesn't phase me...but it sounds useful.
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Nowukas
10 years ago
Dry as a nuns nasty She got mounted and ridden harder than the Kentucky Derby winner I'm gonna kick her back door in (anal sex) or if she loves it rough then tell her your gonna kick her back door of its hinges! Crack a moisty (female arousal) As happy as a one legged lesso at a pogo comp She was as dry as a f#$% with no foreplay I'm gonna rip you apart like a hot chook I'm gonna fuck you six ways from Sunday (I'm not really sure what that actually means, but I tend to use that one alot lol, I think it's because I'm religious and it references the holy day!) hahaha
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'inspirit' I'm as dry a nun's c**t ...and a similar out-take from this twisted view of the Holy Catholic Church. The difference between a Nun on a pew and a Nun in the bathtub? The first has hope in her soul and the other has soap in her.... Double groaner for Sunday and not having seen the inside of church for years. Soap up... takes on a whole new meaning!
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Andremmo
10 years ago
Giggling like a couple of young girls in a cucumber patch Running like a busted fart Full of piss and wind - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
..."It's good as gold". Maybe with an expletive on the end. Depending on the occasion.. Or another goody...."The fuck". As in "Calm the fuck down!" or "Shut the fuck up!" Great words. The emphasis makes all the difference.
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RHP User
10 years ago
...so how f@#%ing hard could this be? Pass me the (insert name of tool here)!
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RHP User
10 years ago
...the chrome off a bumper hitch! ...a bowling ball through a garden hose! If I need any more of your lip, I'll scrape my zipper.
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RHP User
10 years ago
Fuck/Suck me like you own me. The lift doesn't go to the top floor. LOL = Love Oral Licking SMS = Saving My Seed MITCH = My-Bitch Never screw the crew.
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RHP User
10 years ago
The black stump is somewhere out back of beyond. If we asked what's for dinner we heard...bread and duck under the table followed by "like it or lump it"
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RHP User
10 years ago
Don't come the raw prawn with me sunshine
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tylannister
10 years ago
I remember the first time I read the phrase "spit the dummy" in the newspaper. As an American, I had to have that one explained to me. KoolGrey - "She'll be right, mate." is probably one of my favourite Aussie phrases. "Flip a bitch" (is that used here?) "Asshat" "Douchcanoe"
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'Qefenta1' When I asked my mum what something was...A wigwam for a gooses bridle,she would say....I have never heard anyone else say it. Then you must have heard about Quilkins and cats feet.Ah yes I know (so & so), he used to chew bread for our ducks.The Black Stump used to be on an old ordnance map of our area, down Pipidinny Road. Funnily enough there was a large old charred stump there until it was cut down recently.
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Shoogly
10 years ago
" that sucks donkey balls" - Posted from rhpmobile
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Letsgetcrazy09
10 years ago
Think that might be in my back yard ;)
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RHP User
10 years ago
As someone who gets occasionally paid to use "bad" language, I love it all. Making people laugh while telling them ridiculous , slightly exaggerated stories is the best drug on earth. Too me there is no such thing as it...words are words and remember a great phrase by Ricky Gervais "just because you're offended, doesn't mean you're right" Swearing is great and a huge stress relief when used correctly. Love telling people, they should go home & slip into someting comfortable....like a coma - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
What can I do? Argh, take off your sock and piss in your show! Still don't know what it means but I use it most days - Posted from rhpmobile
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joanne1991
10 years ago
You'll ge right mate, whether or not they will be it's comforting to hear at the time
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'joanne1991' You'll ge right mate, whether or not they will be it's comforting to hear at the time ..."You'll be right's" a goody. Forgot that one. Fuckin' good as gold. As your patting your mate on the shoulder reassuring him/her that shit could be worse..
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RHP User
10 years ago
Love this - I'm a Brit so half of the Aussie expressions I had no idea what they meant when I first moved here and only now I've managed to get head round some of them :)
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RHP User
10 years ago
No shit sherlock/another case solved sherlock!/ good work sherlock holmes. Also the saying "lawyered" (kaboom/boom optional) thanks to Marshall Eriksen off the tv show, How I Met Your Mother. Don't get to use that one much lol. Is it cheesy to say i would so use that in a court case? 😜
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RHP User
10 years ago
Tried to quote but not sure how to do it on mobile.... Grouse i love that saying "we arent here to fuck spiders" i love the look on peoples faces as they try to work out what it means. Also use Yeah .. nah Yeah.. good - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
...for when your feeling a bit less than average...or ( alternatively ) to describe one who has a not so pleasant and civil manner of speaking which takes away their sex appeal.'Rough as guts..."
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RHP User
10 years ago
All time fave is- 'bugger!' see also 'bugger that' similar to Grouse33's no wucka's = no wuckin forries 'fuckin' (pronounced fuck-in) at the end of the sentence eg at work "hurry up, fuckin" Not so aussie saying (and i don't use personally...if someones going to get offended) - dirka dirka . (from the movie, Team America: World Police)
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RHP User
10 years ago
'Not my cup of tea' I don't even drink tea
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RHP User
10 years ago
Im as Toey as a Roman SandalShe could suck the chrome off a tow ball.
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RHP User
10 years ago
So I guess that is a... No? The silence is deafening. Well, there is your answer! (to someone not replying) Well fuck me, I would be a monkey's uncle. Handy as : a hip pocket on a singlet. tits on a bull.
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RHP User
10 years ago
Referring to the more base bodily functions
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madotara69
10 years ago
Well fuck is about as close as to what swearing is, and that's only a pimple on an elephants bum, if you feel like tossing a bit of bullshit while blowing the froth of a few around the barbie, and when it's time to pull up stumps, the missus all toey after a few sherbets, eyes rolling around like a bag of marbles, flip her upside down and carry her off like a six pack, flat-out back to the old shack for a shag, makes for a cracker of a day.
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RHP User
10 years ago
I too love words. Or to be more honest, I love how they're used, how social trends or whatever...forces that are bigger than any of us individually...can give them new contexts of use, if that makes sense? How words can...not necessarily lose their original meaning...but rather, gain new meanings and popularity as well. I use many of the words used here from time to time...but the appropriate occasion to use whichever words is key to thier use for myself. I won't go into those appropriate occasions, but knowing what is enough, what is trying too hard, etc is part of the joy of language, I find. I only speak English and I love that groups of humanity can make a shared language individual.
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RHP User
10 years ago
...pretty familiar with the phrase "Fuck me dead", and of course, it doesn't imply what it's literally saying...but rather that it's a useful emphasis term, usually when a bit surprised too.But I've also heard a variation that goes "Fuck me, six days from Sunday." I thought on that one the first time I heard it...and it's not bad, I thought. Six days from Sunday... Yep. That's as far from Sunday as you can get. Kudos..
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RHP User
10 years ago
You can't put Brain's in a statue!! If brains were shit they wouldn't stink!! - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
5 short of a six pack - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
Fuck me loose Drink some concrete My mum used to say this one "Wouldn't that rip the fork outta your nightie" That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field
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RHP User
10 years ago
Hahaha nun and cucumber that's priceless!! If it has tits or ass it gunna cost you. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'SoftandCurious' Fuck me loose I like that phrase too
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RHP User
10 years ago
Things I say to my kids or other half: Settle petal Don't get your knickers in a knot Dad's gonna hit the roof That's the pot calling the kettle (black) Pull your head in (other half)
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RHP User
10 years ago
Fair crack of the whip. If brains were dynamite you wouldn't be dangerous. Black as the ace of spades. What did your last slave die of. I've heard of stupid but you take it too a whole new level. My mouth is as dry as a nun's nasty. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
..."This shit just got real!" I wonder how a non-english speaker would take that one. Literally? 😊
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RHP User
10 years ago
...dual meaning words. "I was pretty pissed.." I was either drunk or angry. And "Cooked.." He or she being cooked is not the same as It being. 😊
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RHP User
10 years ago
Onyer bike! When telling someone to hurry up or leave Whatever blows your skirt up! When answering a question I don't give a fuck about Crap on a stick! When shit doesn't go right Well fuck me! When I'm surprised about something, or Get out! Need a hug? When someone complains too much, or I'll just go get my violin shall I? Got sand in your vagina? When someone is grumpy (mostly used on guys) And I will always love Fair Dinkum....
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'Koolgrey' ..."This shit just got real!" I wonder how a non-english speaker would take that one. Literally? 😊 That just reminded me of when we had a german female backpacker living with us for a few months in Darwin.She always wanted to do everything we did, which was fine we enjoyed showing her around and taking her to see the sights. One day i was packing the ute to do a rubbish tip run, she asked me what i was doing and i replied "just doing a dump run".Well she had a perplexed look on her face and me being male didn't think much of it, my partner asked her if she'd like to come along and normally she would jump at the chance but this time she was a little apprehensive and my partner said "come on it's not that bad, it just smells a little". So looked stunned but agreed to come along, upon arriving at the tip she still looked confused until i got out from the car and started throwing all the stuff in the tip (garden refuse) and she howled with laughter, to which my partner said "whats so funny?" she replied i seriously thought when he said dump run that we where going to go take a dump out somewhere in public like in the bushes somewhere and then run away. We all laughed to which the other people around us at the tip looked confused. When she departed Australia she wrote a book for us, combined with stories, pictures and drawings. On the top of each page was a little stick figure running across the pages until it did a dump and then run off when you flicked the pages quickly.
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RHP User
10 years ago
Hahaha that would make a hilarious thread !! Funny thing's Aussie's do to back packer's!! - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
...some phrases are specific to men. "Nice shirt. Do they make them for men...?" "Hey, nice bike. Must be nice feeling the wind in you vagina..." 😏
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RHP User
10 years ago
She/he has a head like a bucket full of smashed crabs/ a half chewed minty - always made me giggle loving this topic!
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RHP User
10 years ago
This is one of my faves and I only use when I really have to.. Where you struck dumb or was it a gradual thing? 🙉🙈🙊
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RHP User
10 years ago
...And the third person compliment you might use when describing the new girl your seeing..."Yeah, nah..she's a good sort. I'd take her to meet mum for sure.." That means this one's a keeper...
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RHP User
10 years ago
" Sick as a dog.."Being more of a cat person, I'm not really sure what a sick dog looks like...but when I use the phrase, I'm implying pretty-bloody-sick. Poor dog...
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RHP User
10 years ago
I heard an AM radio station talking about the meaning and origins of this word. It reminded me of Billy Connolly who is known to use and even calls a production company by that name.Might even be time for me to have a name change...
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RHP User
10 years ago
...To "Dick around". For example... "Don't dick me around with this...just give me a straight answer." Alternatively... "What are you up to today? Doing much?" Answer... "Nah...not really. Just dicking around.." 😊
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D_Light
10 years ago
" Dry as a Nun's Nasty" "You can do what a duck can't do & stick your bill up your Arse" " Go eat a bag of Dicks!"
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'D_Light'"You can do what a duck can't do & stick your bill up your Arse" to the prostitute.Put it on my bill
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RHP User
10 years ago
the shit hits the fan (that's the sort of mess I usually get myself into) Also... Up shit creek without a paddle (definitely in trouble)
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