Pick Up Lines

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  RHP User

  11 years ago

  Hi, I'm 50z, how do you like me so far ? 😜

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  RHP User

  11 years ago

  popcorn and getting comfortable

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  RHP User

  11 years ago

  lets fuck!! - Posted from rhpmobile

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  MsSuperFoxy

  11 years ago

  Foxy

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  RHP User

  11 years ago

  Tired after a morning shopping, I had a seat and a drink in the local bar. A guy came up me and said "I hope I'm not offending you, but if I bought a bottle of champagne would you share it with me?"How could I refuse? His name was Mark and we had a nice chat over a couple of glasses of bubbles. There are still gentlemen in todays workd.......and he made me feel special! .Nothing eventuated from that drink, but it was a memorable chat up line for me.

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  RHP User

  11 years ago

  ...I say to myself "lift with your knees."

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  MsSuperFoxy

  11 years ago

  That is all, nothing more to be said... Foxy

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  RHP User

  11 years ago

  I suppose a fuck is out of the question?...it wasn't:) xxFreya

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  couplefairride

  11 years ago

  Did u sit in a pile of sugar? Because your arse looks very sweet. 😳 It didn't work. - Posted from rhpmobile

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  RHP User

  11 years ago

  I've never used a pickup line.... - Posted from rhpmobile

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  RHP User

  11 years ago

  Quoting 'sir_stir' I've never used a pickup line.... - Posted from rhpmobile Sir... I usually find hello works..... but one of my favourites is "Is that a ladder in your stocking? Do you mind if I climb it?" I've never used it so don't know if it works....

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  RHP User

  11 years ago

  Or to eat you for dinner. - Posted from rhpmobile

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  RHP User

  11 years ago

  Quoting 'pleasure_her' Or to eat you for dinner. - Posted from rhpmobile So did it work? but more to the point did he eat you? ;-)

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  RHP User

  11 years ago

  One that always works. "Hi I find you very attractive, do you mind if give you my brand new red Ferrari out side in exchange for a kiss?" May not work on Holden chick's

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  RHP User

  11 years ago

  Quoting 'joder181' Quoting 'pleasure_her' Or to eat you for dinner. - Posted from rhpmobile So did it work? but more to the point did he eat you? ;-) Yes, and YEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! :)

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  RHP User

  11 years ago

  Just saw this on net the other day? Wonder if it would work? Made me laugh anyway haha Someone told me how much you love cock sandwiches, But I stuck up for and told them you don't like bread Bahaha

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  RHP User

  11 years ago

  Quoting 'Nictalica13' Just saw this on net the other day? Wonder if it would work? Made me laugh anyway haha Someone told me how much you love cock sandwiches, But I stuck up for and told them you don't like bread Bahaha That's a classic I love it......

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