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RHP User
14 years ago
I have had a couple big days and nights and at a festival i was running around with friends being stupid and this girl stuck her leg out, i flew thru the air and landed on a guy, i was shocked at first, as was he, but as i was already there on top of him, need not be rude and leave just as fast haha And of my own accord in a club i fell on someone, somehow we both hit the floor, so once again the pickup, well was a fall down. But it equaled the same?! I am the worst actor, so i couldn't use a line without feeling like a twat
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RHP User
14 years ago
I don't uses lines as they feel so cheesy I just stick with the tryed and tested G'day/Hello. Though at a pub/club I use the G'day/Hello do you want to do this shot with me? As for the best and worst pick up line I have heard was used by my mate back when he was still dating a few decades ago and it was "You must be a spanner . . . as you are making my nuts tight!" Regards, Andy
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RHP User
14 years ago
Pick-ups are followed by Put-downs. Amusing as they are, they require a certain tact to work. . "Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past you again? Is a clever line but cannot ensure success in getting a stranger to like you, let alone sleep with you.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Have to say, it would make me laugh and probably get me talking, so I guess it would work :P . Best one I've had: not sure actually, there have been alot of awesome first messages, so the ones with original thought and personality for the win. . Best one I've used: "bet I can kick your arse at rockband". Lol.
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RHP User
14 years ago
I just love it when guys use these pathetic pick up lines.. besides being so contrived, it has always left a opening for me to jump in and say to the girl just how crook the attempt was which usually starts a conversation in itself.. lol Amazing how many girls brush guys because of crook or badly executed lines.. Guys' really, just be yourself , if she likes you 'she will let you know... pretty simple really"
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RHP User
14 years ago
The only ones I use are to tell my subbie boys to pick up something I have dropped. lol.
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RHP User
14 years ago
blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,
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RHP User
14 years ago
i never use pick up lines cause i have never heard of one that works. I cante get a female to approach me in a club cause i come off to standoffish apparently let alone making myself look like a tool with a cheesy pick up line.
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RHP User
14 years ago
"excuse me miss but did it hurt when u fell from heaven"
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RHP User
14 years ago
"Would you like to dance?" . that way when you are invariably knocked back, you can follow up with a "I think you misunderstood... I said 'you look fat in those pants' ". . Or you could use any of the flirts provided by rhp....
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RHP User
14 years ago
Try honesty, who will scare some people off, but if someone gets to know you, your honesty will be a turn on. Of course tact should also be present if you hope to make friends and keep them. J
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RHP User
14 years ago
I allergic to rejection the doctors say the next one could kill me...can I buy you a drink?
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RHP User
14 years ago
Classic!
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RHP User
14 years ago
JG do you mean like - is it really hot in here or have you just set my pants on fire... message me I'm keen :P xxMeeks
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RHP User
14 years ago
Hey how you doing, works a treat for me.. don't stand there and stare thinking about it cos you will look like a perv and you will most likely chicken out, just go over and say hi
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RHP User
14 years ago
Its not usually the pick up line that works its what follows next that counts.... I think
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RHP User
14 years ago
This one invariably gets a few laughs. Do you believe in love at first sight?......no?.......what about one night stands? :-) Needs to be delivered with a cheeky smile!
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RHP User
14 years ago
You knock my socks off, can I borrow yours? ;)
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RHP User
14 years ago
Let's play Titanic, when I say 'ICEBERG', you go down.The word for the day is 'Legs'. Lets go back to my place and spread the word.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Is your name Wilma.....Because I want to make your bedrock lolthe best one i have found is 'the claw' , but it takes some ballsput arm around chick and ask "who are you?"
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RHP User
14 years ago
I'm going to try that.... thats gold
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RHP User
14 years ago
... and that one
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RHP User
14 years ago
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RHP User
14 years ago
This is one that I blurted out after a few beers one night.... certainly got a laugh "couldn't help but notice, you have the most beautiful arm-pits" some of my finest work right there
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RHP User
14 years ago
This works a treat. I can lick my eyebrows, lol.
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RHP User
14 years ago
I find cheesy pick up lines funny and a good way to initiate a conversation but if you want a girl to know you're interested stare at her until she catches your eye then smile at her and look away, repeat as necessary! If you catch her looking at you go over and say hi
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RHP User
14 years ago
Oh sigh.... one more nail into the coffin of the forums. Remove my instant posting, and then turn off the 'quote' button. This should make for riveting forums filled with 'huh?'.... 'were you talking to me?' three pages after what you're responding to.EDIT - No, you have not lost pre-approval or the ability to quote. There was a error that has been/is being rectified. . Anyways.... Boobalicious.... i'd probably opt for 'no you misunderstood... I'd like to eat that hamburger in your pants'. . And Meeks... oh yes... it is getting hot in here. It's almost christmas time, so if you want to sit on santa's knee..... :-)
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RHP User
14 years ago
can i smell your pussy? No? must be your feet!
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bondage_reality
14 years ago
The chloroform works faster if you breathe deeper
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RHP User
14 years ago
"is your mum a terrorist? cause your the bomb! "
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RHP User
14 years ago
A couple of the best ones I've heard : Do you have any English blood in you ?....Do you want some???? Q- Would you like to dance A- no thanks Q- so I suppose a Blow Job is totally out of the question? Q- do you wanna fuck A- No thanks Q- well will you lie down while I have one??? Hi my name is Mike (any name) . remember it so you will know what to scream in a couple of hours The thing is if they make you laugh then it's worked
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RHP User
14 years ago
"I know you lost your viginity awhile ago ! ...But can I have the Box it came in ? "
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RHP User
14 years ago
"What would you like for breakfast in the morning?"
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RHP User
14 years ago
I think it is all in the delivery..a corny pick up line will work if it is being used as such. If someone can make me laugh or smile then that is a good start.I don't think though that anyone has ever used a pick up line on me? I guess if they have it was not memorable."If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?""That dress is very becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd be coming too"What pick up lines do women use? Do we have to use them?? I am not sure I ever have, but I have approached men before...I usually go with "Hi I'm Salina" and shake their hand god I' m boring!xx Salina
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RHP User
14 years ago
Dammit! You stole my line!!! Now I'll have to think of another..."Hi...the names Bond...""Oh let me guess...your first name is James""No, Uni. I'm here to fill your crack..."
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RHP User
14 years ago
You stole my line!!! Now I'll have to think of another..."Hi...the name's Bond...""And let me guess, your first name is James?""No, Uni. I'm here to fill your crack..."
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RHP User
14 years ago
"I've done some horrible, unspeakable things while drunk, and I'd like to add you to that list."Or..."Your dad must have been a chicken farmer because you sure know how to raise a cock."
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RHP User
14 years ago
"Fuck me if I am wrong, but don't I know you?"or"If you were a screen door, I'd slam you all day long"or"Hey, do you want to see something swell?"xx Salina
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RHP User
14 years ago
Shouldn't it be...put arm around chick and ask "Who am I?"
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RHP User
14 years ago
A good on for the guys "what has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?.... My zipper" For me if I had the courage "fuck me if I'm wrong but is ur name John?" But the one that I like is "let me tell u a secret, (then lean in and kiss him) Hope that helps ;)
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RHP User
14 years ago
Most successful pick up line ever....Hello. How are you today?
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RHP User
14 years ago
im working in a bar...guy says "do u like chocolate??" me "yes... i love chocolate"...he says " good...because ive got half a bar right here for you when you finish work"
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RHP User
14 years ago
I'm not a fan on pick up lines but think the classics are the best.... "I think someone mispelt the alphabet cause I think u and I would go well together" But never really found it nessicary... A simply G'day how's it going? Usually does just as good job...
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RHP User
14 years ago
I'm not a fan on pick up lines but think the classics are the best.... "I think someone mispelt the alphabet cause I think u and I would go well together" But never really found it nessicary... A simply G'day how's it going? Usually does just as good job...
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Back_Again
14 years ago
"Wanna Root"?...has never really worked for me. Salina must be right - it's probably all in the delivery I'll work on it Trev
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RHP User
14 years ago
I'm not a fan on pick up lines but think the classics are the best.... "I think someone mispelt the alphabet cause I think u and I would go well together" But never really found it nessicary... A simply G'day how's it going? Usually does just as good job...
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RHP User
14 years ago
Can't think of the best but the worst was from a younger guy, all he said was "Wanna hook up?" He was just so cute, I couldn't help myself lol
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RHP User
14 years ago
Can't think of the best but the worst was from a younger guy, all he said was "Wanna hook up?" He was just so cute, I couldn't help myself lol
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RHP User
14 years ago
So in saying that if the lady doesnt like the look of you even the best line wont work all the time or even some of the time, by the same token if she does you mightn't need to say a word. learning to read body langauge can give you a big advantage, what you then do with that advantage is up to you. And like others in here I'm not a fan of "pick up lines" but also cant say I've never not used a few at various times. One that I have used (with moderate success) is to walk up to a women (one in jeans,shorts, slacks) & ask if she is wearing space pants?............. when she says no or gives you a quizical look say they must be space pants as her ass looks outta this world in them. C
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RHP User
14 years ago
i like this one ' im gonna call you my little toe, not that ur short and cute, its because ill be banging you on the coffee table later ' pmsl lol
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RHP User
14 years ago
Guy: Hi there, can I give you my email address? Girl: No, why? Guy: Coz it would be akward if I ask you out straight up and you refused. If you have my email and don't reply, I will think that you've lost it.
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RHP User
14 years ago
thats gold
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'Jean_Girard' "Would you like to dance?" . that way when you are invariably knocked back, you can follow up with a "I think you misunderstood... I said 'you look fat in those pants' ". .or I'm sorry I didn't notice the wooden leg
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RHP User
14 years ago
Sitting in a bar Fatchick: Hey can i get your number? Me: Yeah, Got a Pen? FatChick: Yes i do Me: Well you better fuck off back to it... Owned...
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RHP User
14 years ago
Excuse me i have lost my phone number. Can i have yours. Can you finish this line. "My phone number is 04......." I just made a bet with my mate that i couldnt talk to the hottest person in the bar. Wanna go buy a few drinks with his money. Why do you come over here and sit on my ;ap and we can chat about the first thing that pops up. But my favourite Walk up the them and say "Gigantic Polar Bear" Wait for the blank look and "what?" Then reply "It's an ice breaker. Hi my name is ...."
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