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Pick up lines

September 25 2014

I recently got a message from a guy here on RHP that consisted of the cheesiest/corniest pick up line I've heard in a while. It wasn't overtly sexual... more along the lines of "Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass". While it may have been corny, it made me smile and reply back to him. So what's the best/worst/corniest/cheesiest pick up line you've used or had used on you? Did it work? Much love, Mickelle

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RHP User

11 years ago

I'm not Fred Flintstone but I'll make your bed rock!!!!! What u think!! Hahahahaha - Posted from rhpmobile

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RHP User

11 years ago

from a guy on here that said 'I want to bounce you on my cock' I've also had 'u lik big cok?' (sic) I think it's fairly obvious that they didn't work... Messages that are fun and cute will get a response though, because it shows the sender has a sense of humour and at least enough respect to not treat you like a piece of meat...

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RHP User

11 years ago

One guy who used to (in his youth) when in pubs/clubs used to say, after some initial chit chat, 'Hey, I have one blue eye and one green eye'. She would say 'Really?' In a slightly dark environment, and lean in closer to check.... The guy would then lean in closer as well.... Close range eye contact with some drinks on board... Smooch ensued, leading to other stuff.... Very cheesy. It may or may not have been me, although I do have different coloured eyes! ;) - Posted from rhpmobile

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RHP User

11 years ago

corny pick up lines, I think they are adorable. The one that grabbed me was from a cutie in WA who I still chat with. His line was... Hi, I am Spartacus, no, no it isn't, my name is (insert real name here), sorry, that was stupid. I loved that, it was so different to anything I had ever received before, made me laugh and I still call him Spartacus, lol.

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RHP User

11 years ago

Make me giggle. There's something about them that I find enticing. SO much better than filth, crass pick up lines. Here's one that didn't work ... "Can I take you for dinner? I have a 2 for 1 coupon" - Posted from rhpmobile

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RHP User

11 years ago

STUNNING HI , JUST HAD TO SAY U ARE STUNNING,Iam looking at your pic as i work out on my rowiing machine and u just make me go so much harder. u are eye catching lady This recent message made me smile.. Was v clever too...I just had to click on his pics to see if he really did have a hot, muscley work out body, as was hinted at..(Yep..v nice lol...) Reply message sent..xx - Posted from rhpmobile

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