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Playful women or Just looking for a A knigh in Shining Armour
March 08 2011
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RHP User
15 years ago
Why cant we be looking for both? We all know that sex is a normal and healthy part of life. I dont want, nor do I invision spending the rest of my life alone. However, while I look for my knight in shining armour, I may as well have some fun along the way with all the jesters wrapped in tinfoil. I would certainly hope that I could find the knight in amongst the men on this site. It would be nice to know from the start that we both like sex ... compatibility in the bedroom is important.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'fionabee' Why cant we be looking for both? We all know that sex is a normal and healthy part of life. I dont want, nor do I invision spending the rest of my life alone. However, while I look for my knight in shining armour, I may as well have some fun along the way with all the jesters wrapped in tinfoil. I would certainly hope that I could find the knight in amongst the men on this site. It would be nice to know from the start that we both like sex ... compatibility in the bedroom is important. I've gone without sex for long enough so I definatly want that. But if I happened to meet someone special here too well that would be a bonus. It's just not the main thing I expect to find here. Women can be happily single so dont be surprised by that little fact. x
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RHP User
15 years ago
"My question to women who are interested did you genuinely join to find what you have written in your profiles ". . Hang on.... they write stuff in their profiles? I just click on the pictures and send them "Wanna fuck" messages. I mean it's a sex site, if I want to read I'll go to the local library.
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RHP User
15 years ago
I wouldn't want to break a nail trying to get the armour off and what good is it if I can't open the tin to get to the meat inside??? . You stay here and polish your sword I'm taking your horse and heading down to the inn and see if i can find me some knaves and wenches to play with. . xx Sarah
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RHP User
15 years ago
But the armour is tarnished, it's sorely in need of a panel beater, and hanging up in my wardrobe. Right next to the muscular body with ripped abs. When the time is right, it'll get a makeover, but until then, it stays right where it is. Oh, and my trusty steed, well, he ain't what he used to be..
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RHP User
15 years ago
I found all that and much more!I certainly found the knight, although his suit of shining armour is somewhat questionable! . But I agree with Fiona. In my experience, on RHP, it isn't asking too much to want it all , so long as you are prepared for what you may find.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'curiousnewgirl78' I wouldn't want to break a nail trying to get the armour off and what good is it if I can't open the tin to get to the meat inside??? . You stay here and polish your sword I'm taking your horse and heading down to the inn and see if i can find me some knaves and wenches to play with. . xx SarahI have a mean tool box.....including an angle grinder. Bet I can remove the armour real quick....just stand still, Knight.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Absolutely! I am here for the sex and mind blowing orgasms! Am not here to find that Knight in the elusive Shining Armour...am happy if he wears a Rusty Armour as long as he is good with his fingers/tongue and cock! xFunlovingx
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RHP User
15 years ago
How would you like some young hard eager dick xFunlovingx whynot373
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RHP User
15 years ago
I agree with the girls on this one, if it happens it happens, but I seriously can't envision myself being tied down again anytime soon. Well not tied down to a man anyway ..... . . I don't do too well without sex, I get cranky and start collecting skulls on my way through the day. . Oh and I have found what I was looking for in my profile and I think you'll find the majority of ladies on here are very assertive and go getters. If they want it.........you'll get it mate heehee. But be careful, they can see straight through any bullshit and if you don't deliver on all the goodies promised, you WILL hear about it. . . . ohhhh I love being a woman so many beautiful men, so little time.........what a life
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RHP User
15 years ago
Psssttt, JB....don't let them fool you. Every single woman on this site is either hunting for a husband or even better....a live-in fully self-supporting domestic that they can use for their own pleasure and ignore at their own leisure. Why would you think this site is any different that life itself? | Just kidding...the ladies here are great and like most of us, you will always find what you are looking for in the last place you look and sometimes even when you don't expect to find it! | Enjoy! ♘ | Quoting 'jonbon74'My question to women who are interested did you genuinely join to find what you have written in your profiles or just look for your knight in shining armour, whats your view, let me know . | ...and all of them are just drop over dead gorgeous hot chicks!
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RHP User
15 years ago
Knights what knights? There is no such thing! If there was, where are they? I havent found one yet & Ive been looking for 3 years. So far only found pretenders in tin foil. I'm here for the sex because it comes simple & stress free & it doesnt break your heart! Taby.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Give it some time Taby!!!!! Your Knight may find you sooner rather than later!!!
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'ChasingMidnight' Psssttt, JB....don't let them fool you. Every single woman on this site is either hunting for a husband or even better....a live-in fully self-supporting domestic that they can use for their own pleasure and ignore at their own leisure. Why would you think this site is any different that life itself? | Just kidding...the ladies here are great and like most of us, you will always find what you are looking for in the last place you look and sometimes even when you don't expect to find it! | Enjoy! ♘ | Quoting 'jonbon74'My question to women who are interested did you genuinely join to find what you have written in your profiles or just look for your knight in shining armour, whats your view, let me know . | ...and all of them are just drop over dead gorgeous hot chicks! CM hahaha yes deep down I'm looking for a husband who i can treat mean and keep keen oh geez I just shuddered with horror !!!!
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RHP User
15 years ago
well after several years have decided that majority of females just want a credit card with a dick attached so far that seems to ring true or someone who looks good with their handbag ... anyway my two cents worth ...Im by no means perfect nor do I profess to be
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'manz32'well after several years have decided that majority of females just want a credit card with a dick attached so far that seems to ring true or someone who looks good with their handbag ... anyway my two cents worth ...Im by no means perfect nor do I profess to be how's it gonna fit in the chip reader with a dick attached to it?
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'manz32' well after several years have decided that majority of females just want a credit card with a dick attached ...Why would I want a credit card with a dick? I just want a gold credit card, that way I can buy lots of dicks!
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'curiousnewgirl78' Quoting 'manz32'well after several years have decided that majority of females just want a credit card with a dick attached so far that seems to ring true or someone who looks good with their handbag ... anyway my two cents worth ...Im by no means perfect nor do I profess to be how's it gonna fit in the chip reader with a dick attached to it? Im sure there's a song about that??? But yes a nice fat.......credit card to buy all sorts of shiny things with........hmmm hitachi wand, new bullet, butterfly dont fkn care if they dont match my handbag, as long as they fit inside it . . . well they'll be shiny until I get my sitcky mitts on em and wear off the protective coating
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'curiousnewgirl78' Quoting 'manz32'well after several years have decided that majority of females just want a credit card with a dick attached so far that seems to ring true or someone who looks good with their handbag ... anyway my two cents worth ...Im by no means perfect nor do I profess to be how's it gonna fit in the chip reader with a dick attached to it? < I'm guessing that you just bend over and he swipes the card through your crack? Hahaha! What I want to know is...how the fuck do you get a condom over a cock with a credit card on the end of it and how in the hell would it feel? Like a Prince Albert ... but bigger? xFunlovingx
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RHP User
15 years ago
They do say that "All that glitters is not gold". No kidding, there's a newsflash...think Platinum or better still, Titanium. Today's modern woman does know the difference, and if you pick up the tab along with the benefits...who's going to complain? Just make sure there are silk ropes and other toys on the shopping list and turn them loose! | Yes I know, the do say "Money can't buy you love" or "Money can't buy you happiness" but who really cares? Think about it, it might not actually buy you either but in the right hands... | Quoting 'dontgothere' But yes a nice fat...credit card to buy all sorts of shiny things with....dont fkn care if they dont match my handbag, as long as they fit inside it . | ...you can rent one hell of a good substitute! | | ...and besides, the Titanium card has to activated by the owner with every purchase.
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RHP User
15 years ago
I recently joined RedHotPie just two weeks ago. I'm after both, as you can see from my profile. I'm standing by my choice and I'm not changing it, because that is what I want. What is even better is both.
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