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Porn Pics Suggestions
September 04 2009
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RHP User
16 years ago
Well I love playing dressups. I think Andy should dress as a milk man (of course I mean look at him, whoa) and I'll be dressed up as the bakery guy... and of course Sal, who doesn't like to wear underwear is caught by us in a compromising situation reading the newspaper squating at the back doorstep (the 19 year old paper boy is long gone) ... just her typical morning routine.... but the breadman is early and the milkman is late.... Sal, seemingly unaware of our presence. Naturally both the milkman and the breadman get very excited at the sight.... Now, there's a large french breadstick that's been baked especially in Gazza's best Benny Hill style to resemble something by Long Dong Silver... and not to be outdone the Milkman has his own plans .. I mean take a look at him. He's a deviate with a plan fo' sho'! So a scuffle develops and of course milk is spilled so the lads clothes fall apart (but of course milk can do that, jeese) .. and all the while the doirty minded Sal has been playing with herself... just to rev up the lads .... who by now are .... Is it hot in here? I mean I know its spring but this is rediculous.... erotic bread, milk on breasts and buttocks, lots of flesh... lots of dappled light ... black and white for the early shots... running into colour for the money shots. Yum. You already got my vote, Sal. I think I need to mop something up. :p Hugs Gazza
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RHP User
16 years ago
Hey guys have I mentioned I'm a professional photographer? I've got studio equipment too so happy to take some shots for you both if you like. Troy
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tamworthguy46
16 years ago
Hi.......I think gazzas little picture play set up would work on film !!!...He sure has a vivid imagination doesn'he Lol..he just left me out of it knocking on the door saying " ive come to clean zee pool !! " wearing nothing but a fake merv Hughes moustache.
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RHP User
16 years ago
Hey, we did happen to notice you are a photographer, will keep that in mind :) xSal Haha, Gaz that is the best story ever, perhaps you have found your calling! Ever considered writing porn scripts, comedy porn sounds like a brillian idea as I think that could be the answer to my inability to take it seriously. xx
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RHP User
16 years ago
haha thanks Sal but no, I already got a profession! For the most part it involves sitting around at home pretending to work and using RHP as a form of work avoidance... lol. Besides.. porn is entertainment so you ought to be able to laugh at it..... what you think a bunch of guys sitting around playing cards and watching porn don't get a laugh out of it? hehe... and for that matter I don't usually take sex seriously. Don't get me wrong, I love to get really sweaty but if it isn't fun... it just isn't fun! Lolz... what a hoot it would be at your photoshoot! Did anyone bring a camera? Oh bugga! As a matter of fact a photo journal story based around your photoshoot would likely be funny as fuk! Some porn star I'd make... I'd probably lose my load just seeing Andy splashing milk all over your ta~tas.... hehe. Wooot! Hugs Gazza
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RHP User
16 years ago
We arn't going to use Milk (andy here) its like sand that stuff, once it goes in it takes ages to get out. And I don't want an off milk smell lingering in the air for weeks on after. I like the idea of a video journal of a guy (that's me) going out and about on the streets and picking up six hot random chicks. Telling them we are going to do a reverse gang bang at the local sex club that night. Each girl/lady as hot as the next all of them uncertain at first but some convincing on my part or that of the camera girl (Sal) oooor even better I'm the camera man and Sal is going around picking up the ladies for the bi gang bang ... oh i think I found the start of the video. Yes hot chick picking up hot chicks. So we need a cast of hot chicks (pls register your interest) a venue... might be hard a camera ... we could call it the RHP porno. Photo shoots could be of our favourite moments from red tube, I'm trying to work out if I like the brazilian fart porn, t the smurf sex were a blue smurfette gets majorly smurfed by all the other smurfs. or the kinky nipple clamp domination video the most!!
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RHP User
16 years ago
Lolz Andy. That sounds a lot like a bloke's fantasy to me mate. How's about 6 lucious ladies, and a spa bath full of milk on a desolate Island resort..... c'mon! You can be the pool boy as long as I get to be the towel valet. hehe. Hugs Gaz
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RHP User
16 years ago
haha, yes well Andy can keep that one, particulalry smurfette! Me be the camera girl...In his dreams! lol. He told me this gang bang fantasy this morning, wants it as a birthday present. I reminded him that my birthday comes before his so he is going to have to do something pretty dam amazing for me...and I am not going to be forthcoming and give him any hints...he can just figure out what I would like and make it happen, and if it blows my mind then just maybe he will get his gang bang :P Oh on a side note...I just want to see porn that turns me on, generally that does not happen. That is what I mean by can't take it seriously...now a good old belly laugh is much more likely to get me in the mood than Pirates or Rocco good lord the thought alone, eww gag reflex, and not in a good way?!?! xxSal
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RHP User
16 years ago
I've just written to Tamworthguy on account of the fact that he's a very funny fukr and I like him even if he is straight... so I got to thinking that a fun night would involve a gym.... a wrestling ring with ropes, pads and the everything... fotecon membrane to protect the floor... lots of baby oil.... (and a few cartons of milk) and four teams.... consisting of four couples.... almost nude... with their favourite undies on (of course)... the objective being to remove the underwear of your opponents and hold them prostate for 20 seconds ... winner takes all.. or whatever he/she wants to take. :) Liberties, undies, whatever. I think I'd like to wear my leg ropes. I mena, I do love a good hard wrestle :P ... Well, just a thought. I mean, anything goes right? Hugs Gazza
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RHP User
16 years ago
This is turning into porn vids and horny fantasies!!!! Well while Andy is open to suggestions....... Pics, some sexy and some just funny. 1) Andy in his pretentious glasses, me in my pretentious berret (nothing else ofcourse) sitting at a cafe, I am taking a sip of my coffee and Andy is flicking through a magazine...this photo should be black in white or sepia tones at some chic little uptight venue. 2) Have you ever seen those live models dancing or posing in shop windows??? We should do that! Pose in compromising positions in shop windows. 3) Doing it doggy with motorcycle helmet boots and gloves Oh, all the good ideas, they just keep coming!!!!! I shal continue this at a later date:P
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RHP User
16 years ago
LOLZ Sal.... I like number 3. Andy and I could both wear motorcycle helmets, boots and gloves and be connected by bluetooth using Cardo Scala Rider Q2 headsets so we can comunicate (in secret) about what to do to you next.. woohoo (Andy? You really want me to do that to her... with a ....? lol.) Well, very presumtuous of me of course, but I just happen to have a couple of helmets fitted with Scala Q2.. lolz. What can I say? hehe Hugs GAz
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RHP User
16 years ago
What about a photo shoot of going to the club and there be three couples playing on the bed upstairs. There is a single 'cougar' in there somewhere too. At one point Andy is being ridden like a showpony that’s doing a fancy prancing routine and he has in his vicinity three sets of boobs to feel up. He’s like a octopus or a crazy clock with the hands rotating all over the place. Need more hands. The cougar is getting alot of attention from the couples and passers by both male and female. Gradually all the other couples go (cause the guys blew their load) and you're left with energizer Andy and Sal on the bed and the cougar joins them in a snuggle. Andy asks Sal 'do you want me to cum?' the text is in a speech bubble and sal says but 'i've not cum yet honey." Andy then turns to the other lady and says 'what about you, have you cum yet." she says 'NO' so Andy being the nice guy that he is takes it upon himself to finger fuck both girls at the same time to get them both off. He is positioned between them on his knees a lady on each side, Sal wants a traditional clit rub, Couges wants a double finger fuck, rub the back of the clit deal. Andy goes for it, it's like tapping your head and rubbing your tummy, but it's working. Their both bucking and groaning and clutching at his well defined arms, trailing their fingers around his biceps and triceps. It's sweaty and hot and everyone is dripping, but it's all mixing in and not gross like it can sometimes be if there's too much sweat! It's a Justin Timberlake music video in a steamy bar room in Mexico sexy sweat. Then Couges is given a chance by Andy to play with her own clit, while she does it, he slides his palm firmly up her body from the tip of the pubic bone to between her breasts pinning her briefly to the bed, then he moves back down again to her pussy. Both ladies have got their fingers wrapped around his cock. Sal arches her back and cums first, after she has finished uncurling her toes Andy instructs her to 'help me with this one' so both him and Sal rub, dip, slip and lick until the second lady is finished. both girls then push him back on the bed and double BJ him until he cums.... oh hold on ... that's not a photo shoot. That happened in real life last night ... AHA bet you didn't see that one coming!!!!! Seriously when they make the film of my life it will be X rated and fabulous !!
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RHP User
16 years ago
Well that sounds kind of OK... but you seem to be missing the point... lmfao... I don't get a feature in that one! heheha! Hugs Gaz
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RHP User
16 years ago
This is not a forum at all. This is just us and you Gaz....well mostly. I wonder if anyone has even bothered to look at this forum. And both of you guys....as funny as the ideas are they sound like pornos not pics. I guess we could play them all in one of those old fashioned photo box thingos that flicks through each frame/pic. Like silent movies!!! That would be great....A silent movie porn set to corny music, perfect! x
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RHP User
16 years ago
are not alone... and this has been the funniest forum over the weekend lmfao!MrsP
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'SalAndy'A silent movie porn set to corny music, perfect! how many movies do you notice the dialogue in anyways? ;)
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RHP User
16 years ago
oh my god, a silent movie would be epic! black and white, plays slightly too fast, flickering a bit, with the old piano music and cuts to black screens for text. haha imagine, it just keeps cutting out to 'OOooo.', 'Yeah','mmmm like that', and all the while there is the dink dink dink dubbity dinkity dubbity of the piano. I want it.
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