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March 31 2014
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RHP User
12 years ago
Just Google "The saddest ending you'll ever see to a creampie porn video", and choose the Gawker website. Yes, I like porn. Rarely anything American though, as I don't find it very female-friendly.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Jumps on the couch with popcorn and beer ...... hmmmm beer
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MsSuperFoxy
12 years ago
boring as bat shit in my eyes. I prefer the real thing. Just sayin I've watched porn before with partners and all I can say is....who needs to watch the end?? Imaginations and leading to the real thing is great for the soul. Foxy
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MsSuperFoxy
12 years ago
My dear, move over...I have smooth, hair-free nuts to share. Want some?? Foxy
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MsSuperFoxy
12 years ago
Just to clear....I don't have "THOSE" nuts...if anyone was wondering. I'm talking about mixed nuts..cashews, macadamia's, Brazilian, wall nuts...THOSE types of smooth, hairless type of nuts. Foxy
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'SuperFoxxxy' My dear, move over...I have smooth, hair-free nuts to share. Want some?? Foxy Who does like hair free nuts !!!
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RHP User
12 years ago
Always, always and always, on the tv, computer, laptop, iPad, darn it even the mobile...... I don't think I've ever seen the end of a porno movie lol..... After swinging, mmmm funny thing, not at all :) although I did make a wish list based on the ones I had seen.... Enjoy
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RHP User
12 years ago
I watch it, both alone and with other people. No, I don't hold any secret wish for the people in it to get married at the end. That's ridiculous even for a comedy routine. Believe it or not, not all women want a white dress and babies.
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RHP User
12 years ago
hell no to watching the end .. yawn... just enough to you know .... rub one out lol
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RHP User
12 years ago
Why porn rhymes with yawn :-) :-)..I did however enjoy the porno scene in Love Actually :-) :-) xx Q
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RHP User
12 years ago
Although a friend recently sent me a link to a VERY hot scenario that I would like to try ;)
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madotara69
12 years ago
We watch mainly amateur porn, the real stuff. Tara always wants to watch the storyline from first words spoken then gets into the scenes, otherwise not much of an interest to it all. No we don't usually make it to the end of the show, as we have began our own. Mado Tara xx
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RHP User
12 years ago
Porn is great when you're traveling on business -- but it does get boring (and lonely!) after a while. Unless it's the parody ones -- you can watch those even without the sex scenes and still enjoy yourself. On one hand though, I've tried watching porno with a partner but it led us wondering if it was possible to do all those positions without having to break your back. She was wonderfully flexible, mind you, but it was more funny than sexy if you're trying to recreate a scene.
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RHP User
12 years ago
I have watched a few variety of porn with previous partners. I must say though, watching it with someone who pretend to enjoy it and you know this is something they dont like is painful..but cudos for the effort. Porn variety has changed with age just like music from a kid to now. The parodies are hilarious, The Cosby and Married with children are priceless lol. Midget was the most WTF, but great on em hehehe.. it all depends on what one watches porn for... but I must say acting out a movie move for move is interesting and a little fun...imagine that with the BDSM genre? I'd be in the shed most of the time lol
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RHP User
12 years ago
Are you all talking about porn that is sex between men and women? Because that is boring as bat shit and I don't think I have ever watched that porn. Straight porn... which is really vanilla rough. Boring zzzzzzzzzzzzzz Agree with Meander that American porn and how rough some of it is with women is an absolute turn off. Not my thing at all. BUT...... if a group of men is being rough with a hot man. Well fuck yeah, that is HAWT!! Love a man being publically disgraced and gang banged. Who doesn't? Otherwise the kind of porn I watch is something that you don't get to do all the time.... in fact a lot of it I have never done, yet........ EVERYTHINGBUTT!
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RHP User
12 years ago
Otherwise I always fast forward to the good bits......... I am not interested in any stories. Mind you I almost never watch porn any more. Maybe it is a phase?
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'First_Base' hell no to watching the end .. yawn... just enough to you know .... rub one out lol Yep..... 3 minutes tops. I think I have pre-programmed myself. When I see a clip that is more than about 10 minutes I often don't bother with it.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Meeka100' Are you all talking about porn that is sex between men and women? Because that is boring as bat shit and I don't think I have ever watched that porn. Straight porn... which is really vanilla rough. Boring zzzzzzzzzzzzzz Agree with Meander that American porn and how rough some of it is with women is an absolute turn off. Not my thing at all. BUT...... if a group of men is being rough with a hot man. Well fuck yeah, that is HAWT!! Love a man being publically disgraced and gang banged. Who doesn't? Otherwise the kind of porn I watch is something that you don't get to do all the time.... in fact a lot of it I have never done, yet........ EVERYTHINGBUTT! with all your points. I do love a bit of gay and tranny porn.
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RHP User
12 years ago
... or if there's bondage/kink in it Quoting 'Meeka100' Love a man being publically disgraced and gang banged. Who doesn't? Umm well I don't
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Paradisepair
12 years ago
So much fun to relive the memories, and you know it's not faked.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Qefenta2' Why porn rhymes with yawn :-) :-) Worn, torn and forlorn. Told you not to watch the American stuff!
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Dryphuz
12 years ago
because originally it was thought that no one would be able to get into porn without a plot. Like their minds would simply rebel at the possibility of 2 (or more) people in a room fucking for no good reason. hence the gym teacher/tv repair man stereotype of 80's and early 90's porn. I've collected a lot of the parody porn for laughs, (this is not avatar, pirates xxx 1 &2, etc) and that is more like the old school stuff. Some of the acting is even better than day time soap. I didn't imagine all women were thinking of wedding bells etc, but perhaps imagining a deeper connection between the perpetrators than "you're here, I'm here, lets fuck". Although there is a lot of husband catches babysitter masturbating, husband offers to help or blackmails babysitter, even though he should be in the more precarious position of "dont tell my wife" (wife either arrives at end of scene to remonstrate both parties or arrives mid scene to join in). I do know a lot of porn is filmed and directed by females these days. Everythingbutt quite often. I did not know woman had a negative view of american porn, but yes i do see the treatment as very rough in the vast majority. Thanks for sharing that. That will probably be helpful to remember.
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RHP User
12 years ago
before we ditched the cable we had a few fun nights watching some of the late night shows on here - nothing serious, rather amusing and I'm sure we got more out of the humour side than the sex scenes. but often enough to start us playing :)
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RHP User
12 years ago
American porn is full of male pumped up fuck heads that treat women like shit and we should boycott them mother fuckers . - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
I had a dream i woke up naked tied up and on your floor in your bedroom !! No hang on that was a fucking nightmare aaarrgghhh !!! Hahahaha - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
is where it's at Although make sure to watch it with the subtitles turned off. They're really not that subtle when it comes to delivering those one-liners. But in reference to your question, although I realise I'm not a woman, I have had partners in the past who seemed to enjoy watching porn as much as me. And no, I don't think any of them ever expressed any expectations that they wanted them [the actors] to have a happily ever after, at least not in the traditional sense LOL.
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RHP User
12 years ago
I've known Women who have curated their own Porn collection . I just can't watch much of their collection though because it looks two-dimensional and I have a real Woman sitting next to me . Why watch the tellie when I can jump her bones ? Watching TV together doesn't really do it for me as a prelude to Sex . It is interesting to see the differences in what Porn gets Women hot as opposed to what Porn gets Men hot . GG♒️ - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
Fat fingers are useful for many things but occasionally they're responsible for typos , such as writing "Pprn". So sorry people , I promise it won't happen again ;( GG♒️ - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
Like these lovely lady's I agree n don't watch porn
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MsSuperFoxy
12 years ago
*sighs* Why make them, when they are repetitively broken. If can't keep them, why make them?? Foxy
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Bigocean72' I had a dream i woke up naked tied up and on your floor in your bedroom !! No hang on that was a fucking nightmare aaarrgghhh !!! Hahahaha - Posted from rhpmobile I will be gently Darlink. I promise it will only sting for a few seconds. Now just breath and relax
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madotara69
12 years ago
Quoting 'Meeka100' Quoting 'Bigocean72' I had a dream i woke up naked tied up and on your floor in your bedroom !! No hang on that was a fucking nightmare aaarrgghhh !!! Hahahaha - Posted from rhpmobile I will be gently Darlink. I promise it will only sting for a few seconds. Now just breath and relax Poker face
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'MisterGreen' Fat fingers are useful for many things but occasionally they're responsible for typos , such as writing "Pprn". So sorry people , I promise it won't happen again ;( GG♒️ - Posted from rhpmobile fat fingers you say
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'ObifunKenobi' European porn is where it's at Although make sure to watch it with the subtitles turned off. They're really not that subtle when it comes to delivering those one-liners. Agree! Though a lot of the stuff I've seen was dubbed, even worse. What I love about the European stuff is that there is much more holding, touching and kissing involved and no one gets pushed around or slapped. Though there are exceptions, obviously. A DP involving American actress Stoya is one of my all-time favourites.
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RHP User
12 years ago
makes me sleep or laugh, I use to watch it but yea zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Mrs_AJ
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RHP User
12 years ago
All I know is those Germans love their fisting, don't they? Ja, Ja........ Es ist gut!!Ihre Faust ist genial in meinen Arsch
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MissBishere
12 years ago
I watch heaps especially if I'm not having any sex myself. All different types to. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Meeka100' All I know is those Germans love their fisting, don't they? Ja, Ja........ Es ist gut!!Ihre Faust ist genial in meinen Arsch lol Meeks
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Dryphuz
12 years ago
I do tend to prefer solo or lesbian porn. Maybe i've been unconsciously rebelling at the rough treatment of women in the straight stuff. Since no one watches to the end.... Who's the cumshot for then? Are there people out there watching the last 30 secs over and over?
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RHP User
12 years ago
would watch the endings maybe not over and over but he likes cumshots....maybe its a completion thing and of course knowing how blowing your load feels after a good f*cking sesh Mrs_AJ
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Dryphuz' I do tend to prefer solo or lesbian porn. Maybe i've been unconsciously rebelling at the rough treatment of women in the straight stuff. Since no one watches to the end.... Who's the cumshot for then? Are there people out there watching the last 30 secs over and over? lesbian and solo stuff, that bores the crap out of me more than anything. I need cock in my porn. I think cumshots are just a dominance and control thing. I find them degrading and disrespectful. There are a lot of cumshot compilations as a special feature to some dvds.
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RHP User
12 years ago
i watch porn to get ideas and yes it gets my blood pumping, tell me if there is any one out there that it doesn't. its hilarious to watch them the acting is so bad some times you get more from a sex scene in a main stream movie the build up is awesome when they build the tension between 2 people throughout the movie and then bang explodes.some time watching the build up is better than watching the sex
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madotara69
12 years ago
Quoting 'ralf74' Quoting 'Dryphuz' I do tend to prefer solo or lesbian porn. Maybe i've been unconsciously rebelling at the rough treatment of women in the straight stuff. Since no one watches to the end.... Who's the cumshot for then? Are there people out there watching the last 30 secs over and over? lesbian and solo stuff, that bores the crap out of me more than anything. I need cock in my porn. I think cumshots are just a dominance and control thing. I find them degrading and disrespectful. There are a lot of cumshot compilations as a special feature to some dvds. So sexy to watch a woman cum, aint nothing else like it. Cumming that is, not saying it and going ooh la la. The gift from Rod Mado Mado Tara xx
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RHP User
12 years ago
me i just love watching porn with a hot an sex guy it so hot to see a guy get hard watching it mmmmmmmmmmm
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RHP User
12 years ago
Mees tend to get fixated on a theme imagining its myself in that situation. And more often than not Ill follow through because Im just soo damn horny and want to do it. Ive also been known to put on my own little shows in cam. Porn freak in the making. :P
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Dryphuz
12 years ago
for relatively obvious reasons and i don't like sharing my partners either (sorry ladies). I dont mind POV so much because i can pretend it's me.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Ahh foxy only you coukd deliver all those nuts hairless :-). I watch porn but it us mainly when single for a little added stimulation. I would rather the real deal everytime. mj - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
Ahh foxy only you coukd deliver all those nuts hairless :-). I watch porn but it us mainly when single for a little added stimulation. I would rather the real deal everytime. mj - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
We love watching porn! Whether it be alone or together. Girl on girl is a fav...group, public, love seeing a hot girl taking on a nice big cock or two. We use it for inspiration and to gather some filthy ideas to try ourselves! We've also been known to make our own :) always works best with someone else to hold the camera ;) - Posted from rhpmobile
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Dryphuz
12 years ago
Saw one recently where girl rubs honey all over her breasts and then rubs hundreds and thousands into the honey. Looks like an awesome bikini top from a distance, but considerably hotter up close. Can't wait to try it, but I'd prefer maple syrup.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Maybe ask her to wear pancake makeup :-) :-) :-) x x Q
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RHP User
12 years ago
watching the Ted Talk,"why I no longer watch porn"',this is definitely a question I would have for anyone I meet in the future...."'How important is porn to you and how often do you watch it and what kind of porn do you enjoy watching?"' xx Q
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MsSuperFoxy
12 years ago
Mee too! I just watched that clip. Interesting about Human Trafficking and the abuse of some of the women go through and what really happens behind the scenes...... It's makes me sad.... Foxy
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Dryphuz
12 years ago
Good vid, but it reminded me of something i meant to write earlier... the same girl that dragged me out of my vanillaness, i tried making love to her. Not fucking her or banging her brains out, but slow and sensual with lots of kissing and tenderness. She asked me what i was doing and to fuck her already... She'd never been made love to and didn't have any interest in it. And she'd been married! i don't know if that had anything to do with porn, but it was an eye opener that anyone could have sex that removed from love and tenderness and connection between 2 people. She taught me lots of things about the wider world of sex, but i kept trying to teach her about making love and not fucking. I don't know if i ever got through, but i hope i did. As to pancake makeup... Ew! i've had sex while eating pancakes and licking whipped cream off nipples, but a whole breast full of hundreds and thousands sounds better. It would take so much longer, I'd have to lick for ages. hmmm... maple syrup.
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Bideas
12 years ago
Meeka, and Ralf74 want to watch some porn together? While it probably goes without saying, I am a fond fan of quality porn, though generally prefer anything bar vanilla. I have watched porn with quite a few ladies and while their tastes have varied slightly, the ladies usually tend to prefer seeing realistic scenes rather than poorly scripted acting. Often ladies are more interested in watching porn for the art of it, preferring to see intimacy opposed to any sexual acts in particular.This in itself can make it quite difficult to find porn that appeals to a lady, as porn is generally tailored for a male market who are less concerned by, or even oblivious to rough acts and a general lack of intimacy due to being more focused on other aspects of the video. Some ladies I know genuinely love watching porn and having a play solo when they have some time to themselves, though this is not commonplace. I am always keen to find some female pornmates, the kinkier a lady's tastes the better...
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RHP User
12 years ago
I used to watch tonnes of Yank porn but these days its as boring azzzzz..... If I'm going to go to porn- I take the Euro stuff. Waaaaaay sexier girls, and by a looooong shot too. The yank stuff is way too faked now, too plastic and almost getting down right ugly. They're their own worst enemy. A self regulating industry left to its own devices- entropy.
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