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Public sex tips?
January 06 2014
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RHP User
12 years ago
You should always bring your own kneeling pad and a mozzie zapper light. Or you could try throwing a mosquito net over a tree :p
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RHP User
12 years ago
but keep it away from sensitive areas .... eeeeoooowwwww! And Sir Walter is soft on the knees I hear ...
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RHP User
12 years ago
Live your work curvy. This is why I'm a member on the forums lol :-) - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
Lol Meeka. - Posted from rhpmobile
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Smilingwithfun
12 years ago
Makes the back seat of a car sound like heaven. You know that backpackers have double rooms which are usually cheap.
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RHP User
12 years ago
This is a regular occurrence??
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RHP User
12 years ago
You could buy some elbow and knee pads and wear them Down to the park, hold a pair of rollerblades in one hand to avert suspicion. Lol.
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RHP User
12 years ago
You could buy some elbow and knee pads and wear them Down to the park, hold a pair of rollerblades in one hand to avert suspicion. Lol.
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RHP User
12 years ago
last time I tried that I got the wrong end of a bee, then to escape the wild life we ended up in the back of the station wagon, which during the day was used to move plants, and spiky ones at that. So that was a disaster from start to end. But i have had a few good times down at the beach. With the summer about to switch into full gear try a late night romp down by the sea, not so many nastiest. Well apart from sharks, stingers, sand flies, stone fish and the like... But apart from that, romping in the gentle surf is very nice way to end a first date...
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RHP User
12 years ago
Could you maybe pitch a tent in the park? :p
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'MsElle72' This is a regular occurrence??
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RHP User
12 years ago
Since it is summer, how about taking a beach towel? You are getting some extra "vitamin D" and having fun in the sun after all As for the mozzies…can't help short of suggesting putting up a camo tent and saying you are are going commando for military activities if anybody asks…
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RHP User
12 years ago
Haha thanks. The back of my car has a baby seat in it... I do have a station wagon but it has a huge pram in it (I wasn't thinking about sex space in the back while pram shopping). - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
Picnic blanket for the knees, HTFU for the mozzies :D
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Lovinit28andKC72
12 years ago
Elbow and knee pads, lovinit....cutieNcurvy, give him the elbow & knes pads, buy yourself a stap on and you'll never have to wrong about grazes again. Just wear the mosquito net as a bit of costume......problem fixed beautiful....💋 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
On one occasion I had the guy sit leaning against a tree while I straddled him.....every time I moved against him he would yelp......poor thing had a stick up his arse!!!
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RHP User
12 years ago
It just gets better!
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RHP User
12 years ago
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'CuteNCurvy86' Haha thanks. The back of my car has a baby seat in it... I do have a station wagon but it has a huge pram in it (I wasn't thinking about sex space in the back while pram shopping). - Posted from rhpmobile Curvy....how about leaving the pram/car seat at home when you go for these play meets? I'm loving this thread,lol
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RHP User
12 years ago
you guys are hilarious!!
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Lovinit28andKC72
12 years ago
That's funny.... :) - Posted from rhpmobile
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Cheekyarses
12 years ago
Lmao - this post is classic! Love your work curvy ;/)
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wingman2014
12 years ago
Each of you wear a puppy dog onesy . Soft on knees and elbows Long sleeved to stop mozzies And to people in the park it just looks like to mongrels going at it lol. 🐶 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
Or how much light is around the park jungle gym (I can see myself getting stones thrown at me by parents lol)? When some parks were still dark due to being safer, the swings would be used to receive head or to eat her out. The slippery slide ladder was used to have her bend while holding on or we'd sit at the bottom of the slide for reverse cowgirl. Those bouncy springy rides that normally are horsies were good for her on top...I'd have my back to it with her on top and the rocking of it helped. On her back on the wooden platform between levels (the one that normally has the tic tac toe game) where I could stand and thrust... So yes...that's my tips for you - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'JayJay_66' On one occasion I had the guy sit leaning against a tree while I straddled him.....every time I moved against him he would yelp......poor thing had a stick up his arse!!! I think I really did just pee in my pants. Too funny
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RHP User
12 years ago
Only pick guys who can afford a room
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Fantasyplus
12 years ago
Try Bunnings! A can of Rid and some tilers knee pads!
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Meeka100' You should always bring your own kneeling pad and a mozzie zapper light. Or you could try throwing a mosquito net over a tree :p Don't forget some tea and biscuits for the onlookers.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Miss looking for quality......be careful you don't do your back again. I am squirming laughin.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Cutencurvy I'm feeling your pain and I'm going to establish a new political party to campaign for beds to be discretely placed in all public parks............ The down side to this is a new tax to cover the cost of weekly sheet changes The upside is dogging will become an Olympic sport at which we will be world leaders
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RHP User
12 years ago
Jay Jay that's hilarious!! CuteNcurvy.... There's an old bushmans mix of baby oil, and a couple of other ingredients that work a treat for mozzies, midgies and the like. I'll have to call a mate to find the other ingredients but I don't think it'd be recommended for the sensitive bits either :) - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
A lovely soft blanket, then light up the citronella candles........ Oh and apparently don't eat bananas, mozzies love people after they've eaten bananas. Lol. I so want to try this one day, sounds thrilling and fun....... Enjoy
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RHP User
12 years ago
OMG that just sounded Hot!!!! Definitely Enjoy...
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MissBishere
12 years ago
Quoting 'dickfullalove' Or how much light is around the park jungle gym (I can see myself getting stones thrown at me by parents lol)? When some parks were still dark due to being safer, the swings would be used to receive head or to eat her out. The slippery slide ladder was used to have her bend while holding on or we'd sit at the bottom of the slide for reverse cowgirl. Those bouncy springy rides that normally are horsies were good for her on top...I'd have my back to it with her on top and the rocking of it helped. On her back on the wooden platform between levels (the one that normally has the tic tac toe game) where I could stand and thrust... So yes...that's my tips for you - Posted from rhpmobile This has just been added to my list. Thankyou so much..
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RHP User
12 years ago
invest in a two person fast erection tent with zipper....one can of aerogarde....a small picnic basket for your favourite toys ,water ,lube,condoms etc and a small inflatable mattress....do a reccie of suitable sites and make a list of pros and cons...and dont forget to hang out the.....PLEASE DISTURB sign
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twowithnolimits
12 years ago
You could try to..... Meet a better class of man! Wear your knee grazes with pride take an inflatable air mattress (the camping kind) with you, i am sure when you are bent over blowing it up something will come up
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RHP User
12 years ago
A thick layer of mud.... 'Survivor' style. And if he/she doesn't bring the repellent they get voted off! K xx - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'JayJay_66' On one occasion I had the guy sit leaning against a tree while I straddled him.....every time I moved against him he would yelp......poor thing had a stick up his arse!!! And yet, I bet he didn't ask you to stop!
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RHP User
12 years ago
For those down hill speed screws and RID for the mosquito's or a wet suit as the little blighters see in infra red.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Set up a tent somewhere ;p I used a changeroom once that was fun
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RHP User
12 years ago
Oh now i understand your pussy and cock post ?? Your a butcher?? - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
Oh sorry " bushmans" - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
This is too funny!
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RHP User
12 years ago
All I can think of Curvy is An Apiarist suit with strategically cut holes, this providing maximum body protection whilst providing full functionality and access, whilst propping yourself on a sex swing hung from a sturdy tree branch. Within the bluish glow of the Mozzie Zappers and a bit of strobe lighting, might be the go for those into 1950's style Sci-Fi fantasies perhaps.
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GezWouldGo
12 years ago
Have you tried it in winter?
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RHP User
12 years ago
If you're having a night of fun with a lady and the least you can't do is find a hotel or motel then your giving it out to the wrong person. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
Be prepared curvy.....I have an amazing fuckbud.....we went through a phase last year of going to a pine forest. With his bag in hand once said spot was picked he produced a picnic blanket, a pillow for my head, lube, hand sanitiser, wet wipes, condoms...and a small back to put all rubbish in...wouldn't want to leave anything lying around now. Moved small logs for foot leverage and hung all our clothes on the branches around us. A fun time was had all round and not a grazed knee in sight.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Just stand up bend over you know the rest haha
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'suzyyy' Be prepared curvy.....I have an amazing fuckbud.....we went through a phase last year of going to a pine forest. With his bag in hand once said spot was picked he produced a picnic blanket, a pillow for my head, lube, hand sanitiser, wet wipes, condoms...and a small back to put all rubbish in...wouldn't want to leave anything lying around now. Moved small logs for foot leverage and hung all our clothes on the branches around us. A fun time was had all round and not a grazed knee in sight. Now there is a trooper...Must have been a boy scout! Always prepared.
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RHP User
12 years ago
If there is a park bench close by, have your man sit and you can give him a cowgirl, even reverse cow girl, deep pleasure for both. love being in control and taking it deep. xo
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RHP User
12 years ago
google atta girl knee pads
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hardnslow
12 years ago
Well if the back of the car is full and the ground is hard use the bonnet unless it is a Mercedes that big Star might get in the way
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RHP User
12 years ago
Just enjoy and seize the moment or anything else LOL xoxo
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RHP User
12 years ago
Some of these are hysterical. But serious sweet, if this is the regular you need to take a look at this fellow - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
Always keep a picnic rug and a First-Aid kit handy in your boot. If planning to have fun in a pine forest, bring tweezers (in case you get a splinter or two), and wear clothing that camouflages into the environment or else roll your bodies in mud (as previously suggested). You never know what else could be out there besides those pesky mozzies.... Kangaroos, wallabies,....maybe a helicopter hovering overhead right after you've done the 'deed' and are both lying there stark naked. If the 'deed' is planned for a park bench, wear loose clothing, preferably a dress/skirt, panties that will easily slide to the side for easy access...And keep one eye out for truckies who like to stop by to have their lunch while they take in the view. Good luck and hope you have fun, OP :) - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
... specifically, a double bed sized bell (round) net in green mesh (the white ones tend to stand out). Only need a single hanging point They are light, pack down really small and unlike a tent you can still see he stars, waterfall, approaching onlookers etc. BCF has them. Next, a self inflating sleeping mat - Thermarest make the best - but there are plenty of other makers these days. You'llprobably need to go to specialist hiking store like Paddy Pallin or Mountain Designs for these. Lastly, a lightweight nylon ground sheet to protect the mattress(es). That will take care of your comfort / shelter needs the rest is up to you ... plenty of room in the day pack for the fun items! Personally, I favour a modified leopard patterned Lycra Zentai suit under my 'walking clothes' in colder months ... Too many years as an Infantry soldier might be showing methinks (eep!)
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RHP User
12 years ago
Take mozzie repellant & rug or cushion for your knees. I like the cowgirl position for public aaction, long dress no underwear, remain mainly clothed & ride away....yeeha! - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'JayJay_66' On one occasion I had the guy sit leaning against a tree while I straddled him.....every time I moved against him he would yelp......poor thing had a stick up his arse!!! A stick butt plug! Awesome.
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