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RHP Haiku

August 30 2014

I have done the requisite search and can't find any threads which have done this before. So hopefully this adds to the Pie World experience. Just to lighten the mood from our serious discussions on who has the best ass/cock/tits/feet etc, I thought we might find some mental relaxation the Japanese way, and compose haikus. Because that is what all the young kids do these days.A haiku should be in a 5 syllable/7 syllable/5 syllable format, ideally include a reference to a season or the weather, and have a cut or juxtaposition of images.To start the ball rolling:She walks softly inHer scent like a Summer rainPleasure begins here

Comments

  • Hottie1

    Hottie1

    11 years ago

    My attempt, hopefully feeling this way at the party tonight 😉 Bodies aligning Sweet scent of pleasure and lust Exquisite passion Mary xx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    This weather is shitbut on the upside, perfectfor snuggling in bed. ... is that stretching the rules?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Sun warms my body Reminiscing 'bout last night Ah sweet memories :) - Posted from rhpmobile

  • madotara69

    madotara69

    11 years ago

    She lay there clouds parted Her eyes closed calm before the storm precipitation amidst thunder and lightning Mado Tara xx

  • madotara69

    madotara69

    11 years ago

    She lay there clouds parted Her eyes closed calm within the storm Precipitation amidst thunder and lightning

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    He emerged from the oceanHis taught lean body glisteningLike golden dancing sun-rays

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Haikus aren't tricky Try clapping your prose out loud It's five, seven, five Hope that helps ;) - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    The sun rises Like a glowing fireball And shimmers across the calm water - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    The weekend is here Yet rain spoiled my tennis But later im fundraising - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    I missed it by that much! Poor choice of a multi syllable word Damnit! - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Looks like my profile Can't attract hot rich widows Where's my Lotto win? - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Its Haiku RHP style....where everyone bends the rules a little....

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Whispers of sounds my ears are all in tune with his words of sweet nothing still tingles my mind

  • MissBishere

    MissBishere

    11 years ago

    I sucked at these at school and when' my kids did them at school. So I'm not playing (insert pouty face here) missb flouncing off being precious

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Why not poetryOn a lovely sunny dayFrom just the right guy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Is someone to winThis poetry in the sunAnd what is the prize

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Face and Palm collideA thunderbolt strikes from highWhy can't people count?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'SimpleNeeds2' Face and Palm collideA thunderbolt strikes from highWhy can't people count? confusion perhapsbetween syllables and words.Or they just don't care.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    One two three four fiveSix to twelve on a good dayI can count just fine

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Would be proud even though he was Greek 😇 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Posters try their best To keep forums lively...fun Just relax and smile :) - Posted from rhpmobile

  • Seachange73

    Seachange73

    11 years ago

    Men come a knockingMy profile not read, I sayNo pics, no fucking. (I'll think of something better tomorrow, maybe )

  • Seachange73

    Seachange73

    11 years ago

    Cock pics abound hereBurned onto my mind. Oh no!Lobotomy time.

  • Seachange73

    Seachange73

    11 years ago

    excited man comeripped my crotchless knickers offSlap! New ones please

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Time: Twelve forty-nine Mister Sandman, where are you? Insomnia... GAH!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    "I will make you squirt!" Emails swarm like Summer gnats Eyes roll, sigh, delete - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Pressure builds below Knuckles slide through the threshold Cherry blossoms bloom - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    He and I tangled in crumpled sheets, basking in afterglow and sin. Breathless, sheets torn, ourclothes strewn across the floor. Highon debauchery. Or perhaps: Hi, luvd ur profile.I have a thick hard cock, soare you DTF?

  • Seachange73

    Seachange73

    11 years ago

    Lol. Great effort but the last one cracked me up. Lol - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    (it seems RHP censored my first attempt so I'll try again) This a sex siteGo back to (that dating site with four syllables)You stupid woman

  • him_and_me

    him_and_me

    11 years ago

    Forums enlightenSometimes entertainOr just drive you mad x Me

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Friday: MMF,Saturday: an MFFTuesday: wanting more!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Meander, my dear You're one insatiable chick Always wanting more - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Love to eat pussy. Could stay there all night, until You tell me to stop. Can last for hours. Your pleasure before my own. I won't blow and go. Chat. Call. Skype. Let's meet :) The anticipation builds.... Stood up again. Prick! :( - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    My eyes will roll back in my head, you promise me? They already did...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Unicorns frolic | studs gallop on spring fields to greet | fillies high on heat |

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Spring morning, she wakesConfusion upon her faceShe's been Funlovered

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    My cover's been blown,I've been exposed to the world. Bring on the limelight!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    I see improvement On your counting skills from last Not read your profile - Posted from rhpmobile

  • Smilingwithfun

    Smilingwithfun

    11 years ago

    her eyes sparkled solike the sun on ocean wavesbewitched I am oh yes

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    great metaphor .... well done people

  • Seachange73

    Seachange73

    11 years ago

    Melbourne Meet and GreetMen and women drink flirt laugh Me love you LONG time!

  • Seachange73

    Seachange73

    11 years ago

    Perth Men here I comeDay work Night frolic, To youI ask, Play with me?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    A storm is brewingJasmine flowers line the streetNo summer just yet

  • Seachange73

    Seachange73

    11 years ago

    Night run pounding hard Jasmine scent fill my head Glorious run home. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Just thought of this driving around the countryside today Out in the spring sunFrolicking around as oneGreat way to have fun

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Today is the day Tomorrow is forever Play with your present - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Crispy fresh silk sheetsBitterly cold winter nightHot sexy woman

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Haiku about scratching my brand-new car (Cover your kids' ears ) Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck Some I found off the 'net Haikus are easy But sometimes don't make much sense Hippopotamus How much can I fit Into a Haiku format? Oh no, I'm out of House quiet, napping At long last, I pee alone Of course - empty roll

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Boobs, motorboat Wet pussy from tongue lashing Orgasmic bliss - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Hahaha I can't count. Put me in the dunce hat in the corner and spank me silly ;) Long day at work is my only excuse. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Lily, if you've time When over in sunny Perth Let's meet for coffee?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    It was in poem format????????

  • Seachange73

    Seachange73

    11 years ago

    I'll be there next week dear. Would be lovely - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    penis obsession dicks, cocks, hard-on wallpaperget over yaselves

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Does the title count? Fuck I prefer limericks, Syllables, four five. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    My heart beats wildly , She's so elegant in spring, Passions purity - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Pink Lotus blossoms Lily Orchid blooms in Spring Tulips? Time for bed Good night