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Rhp unit of measurement
January 12 2018
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RHP User
8 years ago
Or should that be how many rhp inches in a standard inch - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
I think this topic has been covered about a billion times in the forums and I've only just joined the site recently but from the comments I have seen it seems its obviously a common occurrence. What I dont get is why lie about it? Are they hoping to grow a few inches by the time they meet someone or are they just going to use "Sorry my ruler must need to be calibrated" as their excuse. I think some people might feel the need to over-inflate their size due to the ratio of men to women on these sites in hopes that it might increase their odds of meeting someone. Maybe they think that by the time they are standing in front of one another it will be less likely that the poor unsuspecting girl will back out when they unleash their falsely advertised clam hammer. Who knows mate... - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
about time we sorted this out once and for all 😂😂 The rhp ruler works at the ratio of 1.36" per actual inch. So a 6" cock will become 8.16" therefore placing it in the 8-9" category. You're welcome 😯
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RHP User
8 years ago
A reliable measurement device. Stick your dick in, extend to full length and width... if it sticks out the other end, it's longer than a standard toilet roll? If you can't get it back out, it's fatter??? Peachy
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RHP User
8 years ago
What if you shape won’t allow insertion? How do I measure? Maybe a deodorant can for size reference? 😂 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
...the top of my knee cap to the head of my cock. No wonder I get called a big prick oh so very often? 😆😆😆 - Posted from rhpmobile
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gazpacho
8 years ago
I heard the news yesterday. The Green Party are promoting legislation that makes it unlawful to be untruthful in a social media profile. So, get the Calipers calibrated fellas. Traditionally, in RHP terms, if your dick splits a toilet paper roll cardboard, it’s thick. If it’s longer than said cardboard roll, it’s at least 7 inches.... and if it hits your belly button, it’s over 9 and counting. As for dating RHP size queens, it’s always sound advice to: A) tag team with a guy under 35 so that the youthful enthusiasm gives you a breather... and; B) Carry an oversized vibrating jelly dong to grab her by the pussy with, while your dick is in her arse. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to keep these instructions just between us blokes. Hugs G Hugs Gaz - Posted from rhpmobile
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teejaylongsword
8 years ago
Quoting 'Meander' Quoting 'Bananaboy_76' What if you shape won’t allow insertion? How do I measure? Maybe a deodorant can for size reference? 😂 Completely unreliable as they come in different sizes. The same goes for soda cans, toothpaste tubes, and remote controls. Time for RHP to produce some merch for the frustrated mathematically frustrated: RHP deodorant with a ruler printed on the side in reliable RHP inches. It would have to have instructions on how to measure an over enthusiastic and competitive Swinger's Cock (no knee caps allowed as part of the measurement). Here are some scent ideas: Black Stallion Lick-or-ish, 'It's not how big it is it's how you use it' Vanilla and my favourite ...... 'I wish I had a small cock :( ' Patchouli Intense.
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RHP User
8 years ago
I'll keep those official guidelines in mind. In fact, I'm just gonna adjust the penis size on my profile now haha 😂 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
Good idea with the merch. By reading your last paragraph though, sounds like you've already got the the job as rhp merch sales manager sorted - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
There’d be a rush on travel sized deodorant cans and toothpaste tubes 😂 Why not find a new standard like; Elf on a shelf - How many can sit on your erect cock side by side? Schlong in a thong - What size fits you? Though kids sizes cover the 5-7” range so that’s a bit wrong... Mr D - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
Quoting 'I_touch_myself2' about time we sorted this out once and for all 😂😂 The rhp ruler works at the ratio of 1.36" per actual inch. So a 6" cock will become 8.16" therefore placing it in the 8-9" category. You're welcome 😯 and love the new profile pic, very hot indeed
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RHP User
8 years ago
Thank you 😊Good to see you again 😀
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Sawadee
8 years ago
Where can I get a ruler like yours .... I'm excited , always knew I was much bigger than that bloody lying ruler I bought from woollies ?
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RHP User
8 years ago
measurements used when you catch a fish and then tell everyone about it. *holds hands up* about...... this....... big! (Then adjusts hands depending on size of ego.)
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RHP User
8 years ago
I think because you cant fit your bendy appendage inside a toilet rollPerhaps measuring against a Banana would be better for you.I don't think a lady finger Banana would cut it.You need to measure against one of those really big bananas to get a good reference.Please send me your resultsMB
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RHP User
8 years ago
Excellent idea with the merch. I would suggest a ruler with everything below 10cm blacked out with "8 inches'' or ''hung'' in white lettering on the black segment.
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RHP User
8 years ago
Another dick size topic..... with some not obsessing.... but.... talking about theirs anyway
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RHP User
8 years ago
To buy mini deodorant cans and travel toothpaste, thanks for the tip meander! I’ll be cute thick hung in no time 😂 Midnight, stop it, you’re making me blush. ML, just having a laugh mate, it’s quite out of hand at the moment. Size this, size that. Who fukn cares really. I can’t be arsed getting all serious on these topics. BB - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
What is that old saying about not the size of the dog but the fight in the dog or something to that effect. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
"Touch .. I'm excited.. ? Where can I get a ruler like yours .... I'm excited , always knew I was much bigger than that bloody lying ruler I bought from woollies ?" Haha Not available in Woolies 😀 They're only available in the rhp merchandise store. It's on the ground floor. Did you see it when you came through the foyer? I've heard they give them out with life membership too 😉
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RHP User
8 years ago
They gave me one since I'm an official measurer 😛
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Sawadee
8 years ago
Our very own official dick measurer . Funny how you always seem to get yourself into the right positions probally because you got your hands on the very first RHP ruler.. Which BTW ' guarantees if you didn't have a big dick before , you're in for quite a big surprise ? 🤗 Can't wait ? can I go first ? 😍 can I , can I. ?
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