SELF HELP

September 02 2025

Anyone else rub themselves on poles, seats, saddles, benches, tables, desks, bike seats HARD to get a bit of a vibe going when you haven't had any action for a while?

Comments

  • NeoAndTrin

    NeoAndTrin

    9 months ago

    We haven't had that problem for a few years now but it's easier as a couple obviously. I used to hump my pillow as a horny teenager. Does that count?

  • FeistyFatty

    FeistyFatty

    9 months ago

    No.

  • naughtytintin

    naughtytintin

    9 months ago

    Hahaha I have been known to get horny in such occurrences which have inspired some so need to satisfy myself.

  • OpalRose

    OpalRose

    9 months ago

    For the record, guys, don’t rub your boners on my leg when dancing in a crowded night club.

  • Sawadee

    Sawadee

    9 months ago

    I knew a girl who's fantasy was rubbing herself up and down on a table leg... ? Never seen her practice this but what she done in her quite time ill never know...

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    9 months ago

    No. Never had that thought. BUT I do have a quick reply as a message which does lead me to some action: Something to do with a pinkie and banging on furniture. Ms Foxy 😇😈

  • Blueflamingo

    Blueflamingo

    9 months ago

    A school friend of mine told me she had an orgasm while riding her horse, like and actual real horse...🐎 I tried my best, but I never succeeded... 😞 I've since chosen cowboys over horses 😏🤠

  • Girl4funtimes44

    Girl4funtimes44

    9 months ago

    I was in primary school I would climb the metal poles cause it made me feel funny lmao. I had no idea I was having an orgasm at the time. But I did do it a lot haha.

  • Amos1976

    Amos1976

    8 months ago

    Not really

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 months ago

    What city are you in? I could possibly help out with that :)

  • Downforit99

    Downforit99

    8 months ago

    Omg! I'm might just sound like a sicko but happily married with an active sex life and depending on the time of the month, get off on a cupboard door between my legs, a timber bed head knob, a table corner... Call me a dog on heat but hey?! If I'm enjoying myself?!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 months ago

    Wait … I thought you had to sniff bike seats?