M55
Scores
May 27 2013
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RHP User
13 years ago
Yes..........I always keep a panel of Olympic officials in my home for just such purposes.They hold up score cards at the end of each sexual session, with scores ranging from 0-10, and judging my partners on the basis of rhythm, creativity, flexibility, strength, and balance .... and the all important Dismount.(But ladies, please dont be offended by the cranky judge from Belarus .... he always marks low).DG
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RHP User
13 years ago
Yeah and if its really good I call in the cheer leaders BOOM HISS!
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RHP User
13 years ago
tennis scores are kinnda sexually related too40 love, back hand fore hand back hand fore hand JUICE!
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RHP User
13 years ago
nothing compares to Mrs S ..with a number 1 rating on the shit hot meterMr S
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RHP User
13 years ago
I think scoring is something young blokes do isn't it?? Women don't score........... we count the orgasms.
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RHP User
13 years ago
I score from "Oh?" to "Oh YES!" Sincerely, not only is each partner individual but so are the circumstances for us both.
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RHP User
13 years ago
They've all been a 10 out of 10 so far.
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RHP User
13 years ago
If we are counting them.... They ain't doing it right. In Sydney.....this week....scary thoughts ...lucky I have business first.
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RHP User
13 years ago
not a score as such, but ummmm people have different skill sets and have errrrr tweaked them a little soehhh if my tap leaks I call a plumber and if my lights flicker I call an electrician ummmmbut I would never call an electrician to do a plumbers job errr ish ohhhh golly actually I'll take all that back and just say nuthin'(backs away very quietly)
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RHP User
13 years ago
I remember/think of them fondly for the moments that made me go 'oooh, ahhh, oh god oh god don't stop, or fuck fuck fuckkkkk!' Some are better than others at certain things but I wouldn't score them. If I had an amazing time then they are all 10 out of 10 in my eyes.- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
13 years ago
I have a lot of girlfriends on rhp. We compare and share lovers and information. when we root we hold up a card like they do for divers, only fair as they are muff divers It goes from 0 to tenyou loose points for , showing up to the door with no shoes on an not having a shower before you arrivenot taking your gum out of your mouth, many a girl has found gum in her pubic hair and its not pretty.you win a point if you go down, you get more if you stay down till the fat lady sings.you win ten points if you turn up on time, actually want to meet for a coffee first and pay for the darn thing.so fare there have been a lot of 0 and not to many 10 but those that make the cut are happy campersconsidering I am around a 2.5 I like the sense of inflated ego and power I get from the score system. and ever time I cum I jump up in the bed and do one of those,, its a goal like at the footyTR the umpire of the sexual gamesand free blow jobs to anyone that can help me work out this apple mac.....farrrrrrrrrk for the life of me its a mysterywonder what hubby will say when he get home and asks why I bought this get up. Guess i cant say ohh this old thing honey I had it hanging around the office for ages. and I had to get it as it matches my new iPhone..and I just have to have an ipad now, and so what If I dont know how to use any of them. I think I need to go back to quill and ink. and its official i would rather play that candy game than have sex...sad sad so very sad.
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RHP User
13 years ago
What about .. ....... Future partners ? .. or doesn't that count in your own mind ? " Do you Score/Rate/Compare your Partner's Sexual Performance and/or Physical Attributes against other Current or Previous Partners ? (Either with friends or privately in your mind ) Personally , I can't make any Scores . Each Partner is completely Unique . If you haven't done it yourself , have you heard of others doing it ? " OR Less than flattering "nicknames" for current / previous ,even possible future partners ? Of the kind that you Don't share with the person in question (unless your aiming to hurt their feelings)"Nicknames " pertaining to ,lets say .. physical traits , intelligence ,age ..experience ... morals (?) , kinks ,size , even location (distance ) Is that a form of rating partners ? ( Presuming that those that have had the more derogatory of "nicknames" bestowed upon them , are rated/ranked at a lower level than those with more acceptable nicknames. Of course the only way to achieve this, is to compare one against the other ! ) OP , I believe that as humans ,we ALL rank/rate / silently score the opposite sex - How else would we choose one thing ,or person ,over another ? How could we have "preferences " in all facets of our lives (friends,jobs ,passions ,partners ,what turns you on - or off etc ) If we had no "rating system" ?I believe it's hardwired into us - how we manage that hardwiring , and what we do with it , is up to us as individuals ... Have i heard of others doing it ? Yes OP , i MOST CERTAINLY have ! ... My "derogatory Nicknames"question being born from a very recent encounter with such a person , after telling him ,on more than one occasion that i thought it was wrong of him to keep referring to a lady friend of his using his "nickname " for her ,which isnt nice , instead of her actual name ( ie; jesus , she's a person for gods sake ! , i know she exists ,i have no problem ..could you please use her name ! stop being so bloody rude !!) and getting nowhere , i finally just asked him WHY ?... why does he do that ? Considering it wins him no favours with me , which he was totally made aware of on previous occasions we had spent time together , Why does he have the need to refer to people in such a hurtful manner ?And more importantly ,to my way of thinking .. Why on earth would you want to surround yourself with people that you clearly don't think very highly of ? Whether the nicknames are justified or warranted is totally beside the point , my point being , If you don't LIKE them all that much - how do you manage to keep tolerating them ? Why would you bother ? .. Certainly doesn't seem like he could be enjoying himself very much ! For me personally OP , Yep - i score / rank / rate others ... While i'm LOOKING for a suitable "partner"Rating /comparing previous or current partners (negatively to only friends or in your own mind ??) doesn't occur - If i have a negative feeling about someone , I don't go there... simple .Basically , If I'm there then i'm totally there ! I'm not filling in time with half arsed efforts toward people that "don't quiet do it for me " and more than likely "I'm not quiet doing it for them " Give me an hour of mind blowing ,honest ,memorable connection over ten hours of "its better than nothing " sex any day !!! I'de rather have nothing ... Or possibly a good book !! I never did manage to get an answer in regard to "why would you bother ?" out of that man ( "cause i can " isn't an answer is it ? ) However , I did actually give him a "score " of sorts ... He SCORED a GIANT nose dive from MY HIGH REGARD for him ,straight down into the WANKER category ! HO HUM ... NEXT !! ... Hope that helps OP ... signed ; PleaseMe68 ....
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RHP User
13 years ago
Macs are like any good lover ... lots of playing with it, learning new techniques, you learn to navigate with both hands and it all becomes intuitive in a short while. I give that kind of experience a 10/10.PS. Let me know if you need any help xxx
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RHP User
13 years ago
I have my score cards under my pillow so i can quickly pull them out and take notes while the memory is still fresh!
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On_Safari
13 years ago
In chronological order, their ratings based on varying climates, hot, sultry, chance of a shower, cold, fckg freezing!!! Lol
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wingman2014
13 years ago
Its either good or it isn't And it's very very very rare that it's not good- Posted from rhpmobile
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wingman2014
13 years ago
If you were to rate sex on a 10 to 1 basis , with 10 being the best ever. Just how bad would it have to be to score a 1 ?- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
13 years ago
Bloody hell.. War and Peace ' was a shorter read than that... ? On the up side, your profile pic was worth a second and third look...
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RHP User
13 years ago
Unless she is a dead spread eagled asexual who refuses to move, I find most girls have something special to offer.. I remember different girls for different reasons... I look at them as a person first 'and if the sex is good, thats a bonus...
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Paradisepair
13 years ago
And my answer was going to be Phillip Glass!
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