M42
Serviceman
July 10 2019
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RHP User
6 years ago
And has a visible hard on? Id ask him to leave. Ive done tradie role play with male friends....but a complete stranger ...... nope.
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RHP User
6 years ago
Why would you have a hard on. From one tradie to another. Act like a pro. Do your dam work to a good standard and leave. Think thats what mose people want from you
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Freaky_Fun
6 years ago
^^what Mango said.
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RHP User
6 years ago
No no no and no. That's a way to get your business reported! Just no. As mango69er said, do your job then leave. Don't be inappropriate with people that most likely are not even slightly interested in the 'service' you seem to want to provide. I'm sure if they were that keen they would either find a way to let you know or contact you after the job is done. Miss Little xx
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RHP User
6 years ago
but, no. Safety and discretion trump the fantasy every time.
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RHP User
6 years ago
OMG 🙄 OMG 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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RHP User
6 years ago
Thanks guys, just wanted some ideas! I'm not a walking viagra! Of course when I say hard means that person made me hard! Mango, honestly so many of my clients were naughty...
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RHP User
6 years ago
If this is a legitimate post, and I suspect it isn't, just a word of warning. A tradie friend of mine many years ago was installing an antenna setup at a (married) woman's house, crawling around in her ceiling cavity, when she (rather suspiciously, it's pretty hard not to hear someone crawling around in your roof) decided to go for a shower. He could see right down into the bathroom through the exhaust fan and copped quite the eyeful. When he was done in the ceiling he went back down into the house, had the woman making faux-innocent ''oh, I didn't know you were up there'', ''hope I didn't put on too much of a show for you'' comments and the like. He finished the job (no pun intended) and went back to work to find the woman had rung his employer and complained that she had been perved on. He was stood down pending investigation. Long and the short, after a week of extreme stress for him, she agreed to just drop everything (provided his employer waived the bill - surprise!). ''Pool boy'' fantasies are best kept to Pornhub my friend.
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RHP User
6 years ago
Okeydoke45, thanks for the reply mate, but seriously it happened to me that I'm asking! It's not a fantasy or anything! ladies are very smart and interesting human beings! Honestly very smarter than us in these subjects. I'd love to say some stories for you guys, but it's too much in here, but during last 8 years, it happened at least 5 times to me.
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MsSuperFoxy
6 years ago
Oopsy! Bad Foxy! I even got a spanking for it too 😇🙊🙈 Ms Foxy
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RHP User
6 years ago
Spanking fine!
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RHP User
6 years ago
Why not write up your real life stories and post them on RHP as erotic fiction?
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gameofphones
6 years ago
Pool Service Man can arrange easy trade
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RHP User
6 years ago
Hydey88, that's actually a good idea. The only reason that I haven't done it till now is because people are too judgy. I told one of my stories that happened to me 5 months ago to a lady who I met here and she was so judgmental and wanted to prove me that I shouldn't have done that.
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AnnieWhichway
6 years ago
Client - provider thing.If you had a hard on in those circumstances then you deserve to be on the sex offenders register one day and no doubt will be.Hard enough for tradespeople without scumbags like that doing them a disservice
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RHP User
6 years ago
That's the judgement I was talking about! I won't attack anyone if you do!!
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Sawadee
6 years ago
.... when i was still a wet behind the ears teen , l worked for a well known electrical store and was sent out to deliver a vacuum... Long story short , the woman answered the door in her dressing gown and when she went to sign my docket, she let go of her gown and flashed me.. Me young and full of testo got hard, blurbed something stupid and couldnt get out of there quick enough..? So it does happen ...
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RHP User
6 years ago
Don’t care how attractive or suggestive, your either going to be black mailed out of your bill or charged with rape in 1-5-10-30 years time. If you don’t think with your cock it won’t work !
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RHP User
6 years ago
Yes just to clear it bit more, again as I said before in the thread I'm not a walking viagra! They might make it hard but flirting, dressing, behavior, etc. And is what they want. Of course they might not into sex, but it turns them on to see someone attracted to them. However in my case it worked at least 5 6 times during last 8 years
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MsJonesy
6 years ago
Much I could say, but most have covered it quite well. So I will simply answer the question you asked, which whether I would find it a turn on if a serviceman in my house had a hard on. Nope. Nope. Nope. Quite frankly it would me extremely uncomfortable, uneasy, and probably concerned about my safety - particularly if home by myself. Quite creepy behaviour really.
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RHP User
6 years ago
Guys I really appreciate your replies but please listen! What if you make me hard?! By flirting?
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MsJonesy
6 years ago
That you may, very occasionally, find a woman who flirts with a serviceman who in their home. Just as I don't doubt most women will be extra nice to servicemen who are in their home. Its called a safety thing; if they are nice to you, perhaps everything will be okay, and you will not hit on them, or be sleazy, or any of the other million thoughts which go through a woman's mind when a stranger, a man, is in their home. But a hard on because they flirt with you? Seriously? Learn some self control.
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RHP User
6 years ago
You see nothing wrong with this.....until one of your flirty ladies cries "Rape" and your life is in tatters. Id tread carefully and think about the implications.
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RHP User
6 years ago
As a serviceman/tradesperson, l have had an interludes with customers. But they had to work hard to get thinks to that stage. I in no way initiated things. To get a hard on for one, let alone actively showing you had one is so wrong. Something a creep would do. OP, you disgust me.
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RHP User
6 years ago
I thought this topic was gunna be about the army and the navy not creepy tradie behaviour.. No lady loves a trade that indulges in that OP. Q
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RHP User
6 years ago
Three things; -It’s 2019, sexually inappropriate behaviors towards people can and will ruin your life. If you are walking into someone’s house with a hard on you shouldn’t be walking into anyone’s house. You are there to do one job and that’s not to flaunt your penis. -Never, ever mix work with private life. Best case, you are giving someone leverage to destroy your career, worst case, you’ll get charged by coppers with indecent exposure if not rape and even if you get off at court, you’ll now have a police record -for the rest of your life- and it’ll come back to bite you again and again. -A man’s house is his castle, one day you’ll walk into wrong person’s house with an erection, his wife will let him know about this and you would be lucky to walk out in one piece. Many people who call professionals to fix stuff have teenage daughters, you staring at someone’s wife or daughter with a massive erection in their own house is your fastest ticket to big trouble. As adults we may consent to meet and enjoy sex and do naughty things with other people but if we have someone over in our own place that’s only after getting to know each other and trust has built up, I am not gonna have some stranger who should be fixing things walk into my place with a massive hard on and then walk out with the knowledge of my address. That’s a recipe for future stalking. I don’t know what made you ask this question but I hope you are not actually doing this. People are not blind.
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RHP User
6 years ago
OP, if it has been such a success for you, and you don't see a problem with it, why are you asking us?
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intheswing
6 years ago
Lmao 😂 this must happen more than you think was 5 times in the last 8 years then 56 guessing that’s 5 now 6 lol the count is going up as we speak 😂 I think if we had a trade fantasy we would organise our own not hope some idiot tradesmen pointing at his hard on
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RHP User
6 years ago
Your first post mentioned nothing about the lady being flirty. You were just hopeing that seeing your hard on under your pants may turn her on. And evan if she was flirting, still so very wrong .
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RHP User
6 years ago
I didn't think people still read the Penthouse forum anymore.
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RHP User
6 years ago
Are you living in bizzaro fantasy land with porn scenario fetishes. Seriously dude!! Stay professional do your job get the fuck put of there go home and jerk off . If your getting aroused on the job your mind isn't on the job. Your not a tradie you're a fkn d deviate
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RHP User
6 years ago
If the customer is flirting, you’re getting a hardon, that means you’re participating....
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MsSuperFoxy
6 years ago
If YOU are the one with a hard on whilst on site, you are the one who has to control that. No one else. Excuse yourself and walk out to your vehicle or something. If it is in front of a lady, be very careful, but still excuse yourself. You are in a professional job the last thing you or anyone needs is a claim made against them. How embarrassing for all involved. Now if a lady is turned on by your hard on, let her make the moves. But still explain to her she is your client, get the paid job done and arrange outside of that time. Just be professional about it without coming across as creepy. Ms Foxy
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boobsandbusted
6 years ago
I am in and out of persons houses and wouldn’t dream of it , how freakin stupid ,it’s hard enough gaining trust to be in a house without tradeys like you , ,you may get away with it a few times but eventually it’s going to end badly for you ,I suggest You get professional help before you get hurt or police are involved Mr b
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RHP User
6 years ago
Thanks guys heard ya all.
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RHP User
6 years ago
Even our dog would run, or maybe attack
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MrNatural77
6 years ago
I used to be a pool technician in my younger days, and had girls sunbathing topless in front of me several times. Nothing ever eventuated from this, except my gf got royally shagged when I got home from work. One such occasion one girl lay opposite where I was vacuuming the pool in a black g string face down, facing me. Little did she know behind her was an office building with tinted windows. I had to laugh as all I could see behind her was these hands pressing on the windows from the office building.
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RHP User
6 years ago
Pussymonster89 Hahahaha ...I didn’t even read your post, but that profile name is fucking gold I tell Ya!!
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RHP User
6 years ago
At the least I would feel uncomfortable. At the most, I would see him as a sexual predator and fear for my safety. At no stage would I see it as a compliment.
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RHP User
6 years ago
Anti..... unless the monster is Elmo
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RHP User
6 years ago
Omg - no way !
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Localtradie
6 years ago
I’m a tradie Do your job be a professional Maybe you’ve been watching too much poolman porn But leave this stuff to an arranged role play act Or you could land yourself and your business in a lot of hot water
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RHP User
6 years ago
Jeesus Christ no! That's sexual harassment! If that's the kind of service you want to offer maybe you need to market your business as such. It could work as a fantasy service but there is no way this would work without prior consent.
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RHP User
6 years ago
Best to stick to your day job and enjoy whatever night jobs you do lol. The world is a vastly different place these days, it would be easy to end up in jail or on the front page of the paper. They say some things are best left a fantasy, that one would be at the top of the “not to do” list. Just what we think anyway.
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badboy181
6 years ago
A bloke that used to work for me told me that when he worked for another company in town he was out on a farm working on the satellite TV system, he was bending over the TV and the lady of the house put her hand up between his legs and grabbed his coco through his pants, he shit himself and grabbed his gear and bolted😀
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RHP User
6 years ago
I being a tradie that works in customers homes all the time can't belive that someone would behave in such a sick manner. It's hard enough to get the trust of women to alow a gent to work it there home in the first place without dickheads doing that sort of things. On the other hand I have bee propositioned on two occasions, one when the money she was paying me was placed down the front of her pants and I was told to come and get it and the other was when I was asked to re hang a clothes rail in the wardrobe as she lay on the bed with her skirt up and no undies on asking if I liked what I could see. On both occasions my tool were put away and I left as fast as I could. No worth my reputation or the job i do to pay the mortgage.
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RHP User
6 years ago
Who says no to a hard on? 😈
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Pervertedsuit
6 years ago
Sounds totally creepy. Good way to have a visit from the cops id say. People want to feel safe in their own house. Think with your big head.
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RHP User
6 years ago
Just do the job & go.If it goes wrong,remember how easy it is to leave feedback about your company on the net,let alone police involved,also as crazy as it sounds,could scar the person for life,and they need another person with them whenever a tradie visits.Not worth the probs.
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RHP User
6 years ago
You are joking, right? Otherwise there is a long list of situations where a hard on can earn you a prison sentence
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RHP User
6 years ago
I enjoyed a bit of casual banter with a hot tradie. We traded double entendres over the power box thingy. But it was just a spontaneous, funny and mutually entertaining moment. Now, if this guy had casually and cleverly worked a RHP reference into the conversation... well, who knows where that could have gone. I think excellent people skills and a ton of emotional intelligence are required to this well. No boners.
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RHP User
6 years ago
Consensus is NO. Guys, don’t pad his ego with more replies. Let the topic die.
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RHP User
6 years ago
That topic didn’t go to plan ! 😝
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RHP User
6 years ago
Having worked in the communications game for 20 years and running team of up to 40 staff you would be surprised how many times they have been hit on. Plenty of young women sitting on the couch with wide legged shorts with no undies or ladies going and having a shower and dropping the towel on the way. In all cases I don’t know anyone that has engage in sexual activity and most of the guys are worried they are being set up.
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RHP User
6 years ago
Seriously? Have you not grown up? Hard ons at the sight of a woman are a thing of pubescent teenagers. Suspect you are just trying to take the piss here which also suggests a large degree of immaturity
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RHP User
6 years ago
Set up maybe. More likely just teased/tormented. Which is perfectly okay apparently because it’s not “abusive”
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BungCpl
6 years ago
I thought you were talking about real service men (and women), as in people who servered in thr Military, not tradies... No offence to Tradies at all, but I severed for 10 years and it have never heard of any non-military people being referred to as a service man (or woman). To the point of the question, this is why Mrs NvC will never be asked to stay at home and escort tradies through the house to do any work, not that she wouldn't kick seven shades out of your hard on, but just because there is no way I'd put her at risk of being in this position. What kind of fucking world do we live in where the day to day aspects of living a life need to include protecting your loved ones from people thinking they can show off a hard on and get lucky 🤬🤬🤬
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RHP User
6 years ago
ML... I ain’t tickling the cunt either 😂😂
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MnauMnau
6 years ago
That's wrong on too many levels. Had a few direct "invitations" but refused them all politely. It's not worth it. And that's what I teach my apprentices.
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RHP User
6 years ago
If some dude I didn’t know was in my house with a hard on - NOPE, not sexy, just scary. However, I did have a tradie come to my house last year. We chatted as he worked and I found him attractive, and clearly likewise. After he finished the job and had left my house, I called him (obviously I had his number for the work he did) and asked him out for a drink. He said yes and we went out. But I only contacted him AFTER he had left my house. Anyway my dryer fell off the wall a few months later so he didn’t do a very good job!! Lol
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RHP User
6 years ago
OMG serviceman...people are such assholes.......if the woman was flirting with u....getting a hard on for her would definitely be a turn on......as u said u aren't walking in there with a hrs in but the circumstances create it......go u goid thing......everyone else calm the fuck down
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RHP User
6 years ago
I'd just prioritise my grammar and overall language skills first. Once you're done there, you can worry about a stiffy
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RHP User
6 years ago
He didnt say anyone was flirting with him in the original post. I did check out your profile and then it all made sense....
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RHP User
6 years ago
Poor dmasters 😂 he asks a question and cops a hiding!
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RHP User
6 years ago
Hidden profile? So if a complete stranger comes to do work in your house and walks around with an obvious hard on...youd be ok with that? He deserves a hiding in my opinion.
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RHP User
6 years ago
This is quite common in Brazil after being bitten by the wondering banana spider.
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RHP User
6 years ago
Such a silly post why would you even say that? Stop thinking with you dick bud
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86Jasindy
6 years ago
I realise this is going totally against the grain here... but it's a huge fantasy of mine! When i was a single lady, had alot of work done around the house. I even threw a perve party when my solar was installed and sat on my back lawn sipping wine with 4 of my closest girlfriends. Had plenty of fantasies arising from each tradie, but no one came true
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