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Sex resumes?
November 03 2023
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Obi1kenietzsche
2 years ago
Captain of the High School Kissing Team 1983 to 1984. 😘
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RHP User
2 years ago
Graduated with high distinction in falling asleep after sex , 81- till present
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MsSuperFoxy
2 years ago
2010 Most Forum poster of the year 2011 Most Forum poster of the year 2012 Most Forum poster of the year 2013 Most Forum poster of the year 2014 Most forum poster of the year 2015 Most Forum poster of the year 2016 Most Forum poster of the year 2017 Most Forum poster of the year 2018 Most Forum poster of the year 2019 Most Forum poster of the year 2020 Most Forum poster of the year 2021 Most Forum poster of the year 2022 Most Forum poster of the year Most likely to get 2023 Most Forum poster of the year. All I got was a bloody pair of RHP bikini, on my 10yr service. 🏆🤭 Ms Foxy
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RHP User
2 years ago
1996 to current Chief Executive Officer Sodom and Gomorrah
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Libertine001
2 years ago
Fluffer of the year 1992. Libertine
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RHP User
2 years ago
Centrelink? Self employed? 😁
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RHP User
2 years ago
RHP's biggest dick, 3 years running.
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RHP User
2 years ago
I reckon once you get to my age you should automatically become one of the RHP Golden Girls 😃 If you got an award for the most times youve been told you give the best blow jobs, Id have one....but.. we all know guys say that to all tbe girls. So Ill make do with the " consistently part of the furniture" award, which could either be a red velvet chaise lounge or a beat up old sofa, depending on peoples opinions of me.
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EarthQueen
2 years ago
2023 Wanker of the year. Proficient in the use of Satisfyer Pro 2.0 (Expert level).
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MsSuperFoxy
2 years ago
Hey Koko, The Willy Warmers knitting Club! What year was that?? Ms Foxy 🤣😁
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ElectricDreamers
2 years ago
Manages teams effectively 😛
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RHP User
2 years ago
Coaches/most improved/consistant award for rubbing out a load cos I've forgotten what sex is involving another person. Lol
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Knickerless
2 years ago
Do you have any openings that need filling? Tell me more about the position. How many subordinates will I have, and who will I be working for? Do you want to know what I did for my last job, and how much they paid me?
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RHP User
2 years ago
Here's one for your Resume -Agility..... demonstrated agility on under the desk activities.....can also hide in under 10 secs.
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ThatLilBrat
2 years ago
8 yrs experience. ...I can fit my whole fist in my mouth.
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CrouchingTiger
2 years ago
Eternally optimistic since debut in 1989
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RHP User
2 years ago
Post it on linkedin!
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