RHP

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Sexual Experience NOT to your liking?

January 02 2016

Curiosity is killing the cat here. Ever had an encounter that promised so much but delivered so little?. For all the wrong reasons? Was so off putting you could have gagged ( not in the sense we know of that word)

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    I have had some encounters that have left me feeling sick, not recently though.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    I will change your thoughts I love satisfying a women especially ehdn I get covered in juices - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    But I was grazed internally by a Prince Albert piercing on a well endowed sex buddy. Its a bitch to heal an injury in there.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    In short.. Amazing profile and couple.. Met up for drinks beforehand and then ended up in the room. Quickly realised that 1.alcohol brings out the worst in some people 2.all that glitters is not gold and 3. She had a hygiene problem. Suffice to say that no play occurred that night. :/ - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    as many men promise so much yet deliver so little despite that fact that I allow plenty of time for worthwhile encounters and give so much to the experience including sensual massages.Seems that many men just can't be bothered to put the effort in.But the experiences that are the biggest disappointment are the guys who only want their dicks sucked but don't want to have intercourse........WTF???I love sucking cocks but I also want intercourse as part of every encounter and if guys try to get away with not providing intercourse as well, they will be told in no uncertain terms never to contact me again.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    And getting nothing in return! He didn't even touch me at all, other than to poke me with his dick! No thanks! Mary xx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    About two years ago..it was very traumatic with someone from interstate who had travelled here to meet me.He had OCD and didnt like to be touched xxFreya

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    I hope he at least paid for dinner! Sex and touching? Ummm seem to go together huh? Poor Freya.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Hearing about this a few years ago. It was in Brissy if I recall, unless this happens more often than I thought :O

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Omg that would have been a difficult situation 😕

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    You should have just woken him up and told him to leave like all the other guests!! 😝 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Not many. I've walked a few times before anything happened, in those instances never once regretted it, very happy I walked. There was one not from this site, before I joined here, who was really bad in every sense, right from how long it took him to get to me, it was a kind of random we're both horny let's hook up now, but he neglected to tell me he was way out in the hills somewhere, he said i'm on my way, I kept suggesting it would end up too late, but he was insisting it would be fine, another hour went by, then another, 3am? And at that point in time, it was car sex, so more driving lol And the encounter itself, worst i've ever had, god i don't even know where to start, probably best I don't. I was less experienced at the time, but I had 3 showers when I got home. He lied about everything, dodgied his pictures, couldn't perform, stage fright and being unfit/out of shape, gym junkie 'i've had an injury'. There's more, it got worse. I had a guy on here cut me off because he said I asked too many questions. This is one of the reasons I have to ask questions dude. I've had guys try and pull every bloody thing except themselves lol so if they aren't prepared to put all cards on the table, seeya later, move on. Few off this site, but i have been really lucky, partly because i'm very careful and picky about who I spend time with but seriously hot guys. Beyond my wildest dreams. So no compaints from this little girl 😯

  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    10 years ago

    When the recipient hasn't prepared. Combine thrusting with the lube, a puree Jamie Oliver would be proud of........ A shitty experience I try and avoid

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Why I will never hook up with a random at a club ever again.several years ago met a guy at a club. At the end of the evening we went back to his place and got naked.OMG it was the smallest penis I have ever seen. I am not being nasty it really was. Even erect he couldn't wear a condom. Not that that mattered as there wasn't any penetration.Anyway he went down on me. I had no idea what was going on but he was there for ages.Eventually I got him to stop so I could go to the toilet.Fuck...how scary, it was like I had a pair of balls down there.Apparently it is called pumping and was not very pleasant at all.I got dressed and out of there as quick as I could. I was so sore for the next couple of days until the swelling went down.A truly horrible experience.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    wow....just wow.. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Difficult for him,difficult for me..we had chatted for months ,had so much in common ..disappointing to say the least xxFreya

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'lovebitten' You should have just woken him up and told him to leave like all the other guests!! 😝 - Posted from rhpmobile LOVL !!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    But I've never had a " bad " sexual experience. I try to go into any situation (sexual and in life) without expectations. And while some encounters have not reached any great heights and I've chosen not to repeat, I can't think of a single experience that I'm sorry I had. Pauses to remember............. Thinks carefully..................... (this may take a minute, because I'm old....not because of the number of partners)..........Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm............. no can't think of one I regret........... PS On second thoughts the truth probably is I'm ugly and sex starved and grateful for anything that happens.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    A few years ago there was a guy that gave me head like a dog drinking water and it kinda weirded me out. I didn't have the heart to tell him though as he was so nice. But I think I got off easy looking at some of these stories!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Yes, met a lady a couple of years back who had two dogs. She shut the bedroom door, only problem was the dogs were in the bedroom too!! Big mood killer for me, but it was in a drought period for me so I ate her out then fucked her then got the fuck out of there.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Definitely in the past had one encounter where all she did was lay there. Was so off putting

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Appeared to tick all the boxes in the vetting process. Silky smooth fit photographs. Coming to Melbourne on X date for business. Single. Turns up 3hrs late- drove instead of fly???? Obviously fibbed the photographs. Hair like a bear.... everywhere. Stage fright.... Lol Married and cheating with a baby at home. Wants pity for not getting any from the wife- she had your baby!!!!! And seeing men on the down low.... But can talk to his wife. Boy- thanks for the lesson is coward. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    The starfish 😀 I remember a guy telling me to 'do something' lol I was only 17 and new to sex so was offended by the comment. Good news is i'm not like that anymore 👍😎

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Sounds like a guy I met a few yrs ago. Up for work. Hot pics, hot tatts, spoke on phone a few times. Go to meet him in a bar and hes a bear with a beer gut. His justification of using fake pics was that he wanted to keep his privacy for work. Probably married and probably a local too. Then says " well youre here now, you might as well stay for a drink" Yeah nar!!

  • 37soom

    37soom

    10 years ago

    one of my fisrt experience from this site was a lady i met at her place , started off ok but she was just a bit annoying talking about her frineds all the time when it was just a "hump n dump" as agrred by both any way i was doing her doggy and was about to cum and she saiud she wanted to watch me cum so she roll onto her back and raised her legs on my shoulders - my GOD her feet fucking stank - no way i could cum i struggled to stay hard from that point . in the end i said my hips hurt in that position so she put her legs down and got the job done and ran!!!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'Lighthorseman76' Definitely in the past had one encounter where all she did was lay there. Was so off putting some people just lay there when they are new to sex as they are unsure what to do or what's expected of them but the only other reasons I can think of that people just lay there is because they hope YOU will fulfil all THEIR fantasies OR they're just not that into you !