RHP

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Shameless Self-Promotion

April 12 2013

Ok , so I've noticed occasionally in the Forums that some people just jump in & give themselves some Shameless Self-Promotion. Sometimes it's completely OffTopic ! I think we should all have a go..... ! ;) It's time to sell what you got ............ Me ? .......... I'm good looking , I've got a fantastic sense of humour . I dress well . My Cock is just above Average Size (according to what I've read in the Forums). I'm Intelligent & I'm a Gentleman . What are your best attributes ? What makes you stand out from the rest ? C'mon ! This may be your one & only opportunity to Sell It ! GG♒ - Posted from rhpmobile

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    I can't help but wonder if I could sell IT sometimes hehehe. Ah yeah but, I've got IT hahaha and I'm gonna keep IT to he n me for the time being. All the better to make IT more attractive to thee and ye as in not available unless it's the thoughts in my mind you're seeking to share at this point in time. I've got plenty of them.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    I'm Manly_McHardon.'nuff said.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    ( o Y o )- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    .......... is between my ears. I'm intelligent, open minded and curious about life in general, that combination seems to be a winner   On the physical side. I have great breasts and long legs

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    just boring according to my profile.

  • Paradisepair

    Paradisepair

    13 years ago

    Allows for an element of surprise.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    There is only one of .... me.DG

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Oh and if you lift my skirt, you'll find that I am a proud squirter to VIP's......Foxy xx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Freya you are fun to bore.........

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    My best asset is experience..........shame it took me so long to get it...........it has become my worst asset too

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    not enough experience to not double post

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Quoting 'SuperFox'Oh and if you lift my skirt, you'll find that I am a proud squirter to VIP's......Foxy xx so how do i get my vip membership?   is there a set of forms to fill?   professional and technical references?   ok back to topic...   el presidente   high cheekbones   high fashion   amazing passion fingers   piercing spanish eyes   a more than adequate peepee   and the funniest person i know. baahahaha

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    That says it all and if it doesn't.. Send me a message, ask me a wuestion- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Question- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    the hotel I bring beer and a couple of girlfriends and I tell terrible lies

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Like I need to, with a validation from TR herself.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    our shameless self promotion mustn't be that good ... :-P- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Unique, sensual and attentive.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Whats my Breast attiributes?My self deprecating humour!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    am an Essendon supporter   "Whatever it takes

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Are you sick of men that never follow through? Are you tired of attached men pretending to be single? Has your experience of red hot pie been one of unfulfilled expectations and experiences? Then look no more!! If your experience has been unsatisfying do I have the deal for you. Not only do you receive this spectacular male specimen but I will throw in a free set of steak knives with every package! That's right, A FREE SET OF STEAK KNIVES!!! Not just any steak knives, watch how this steak knife cuts through this shoe with ease and afterwards slices through this tomato with no trouble. But hurry, with this crazy deal, places are booking up fast. Offer is only valid for the first 500 people to take up my offer! BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!! The first 25 callers will not only get this great deal, but a free gold watch worth $4.95!! That's right you'd have to be crazy to miss out on a great deal like this!!! What are you waiting for, get typing now as a deal like this is a once in a lifetime offer.

  • Cheekyarses

    Cheekyarses

    13 years ago

    Mister Green - I like your post! I will get back to this topic x

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Quoting 'Driftwood1'Are you sick of men that never follow through? Are you tired of attached men pretending to be single? Has your experience of red hot pie been one of unfulfilled expectations and experiences? Then look no more!! If your experience has been unsatisfying do I have the deal for you. Not only do you receive this spectacular male specimen but I will throw in a free set of steak knives with every package! That's right, A FREE SET OF STEAK KNIVES!!! Not just any steak knives, watch how this steak knife cuts through this shoe with ease and afterwards slices through this tomato with no trouble. But hurry, with this crazy deal, places are booking up fast. Offer is only valid for the first 500 people to take up my offer! BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!! The first 25 callers will not only get this great deal, but a free gold watch worth $4.95!! That's right you'd have to be crazy to miss out on a great deal like this!!! What are you waiting for, get typing now as a deal like this is a once in a lifetime offer. I can use the watch to note that they spent two seconds going down on me, one second to kiss my lips once and twenty minutes for them on a blow job, and five seconds to get zipped up and run out the door and then I can use the steak knives to throw at them as they duck and weave running for their lives   so come on over , ohhh can I return the knives even if they have human blood on em?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    ...double jointed... ..

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Google my real name NO CANT TELL YOUand you find, I am the only one yes the only onehahahaahaBut also I have a great smile too.On the other handI am a little bit like a hobbit, big feet and hands , short and stout, ohh not a little teapot, ahhh and big tits.Yep that's unique.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    stupid iphone editing left a wall of text..The knives are for me to cut the bonds when im restrained