M56
Silly post
January 16 2014
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madotara69
12 years ago
bahahaha Mado Mado Tara xx
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RHP User
12 years ago
Hide when they are turned on (well to the untrained eye), while boys stand to attention, pretend to do up their shoelaces or have to hide behind the pole for a readjustment. But they say that's why woman was created second, the l-rd worked out the kinks with man!!
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RHP User
12 years ago
Can I fuck your face! ;-)
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madotara69
12 years ago
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RHP User
12 years ago
The way that sometimes I seem to be a size or two bigger just because of bloating. That you periods, cysts & fibroids. :-/ Sometimes I can comfortably wear something one day and the next day I am not even able to do up the zip. It's pucked mate. Just pucked :(((
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RHP User
12 years ago
We're not Symetrical ;( One tit bigger than the other . One ball bigger than the other . GG♒️ - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
That a woman as beautiful as me has better facial hair than most teen boys. Thank Goddess for wax!
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RHP User
12 years ago
My bum has gone so far south that it's almost touching my knees Hair growing where it has no business growing
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RHP User
12 years ago
Don't you wake up one day and your punani has dropped over night... It's suddenly closer to your knees than your belly button?? I hear this is true... I await the day with dread. 😳
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RHP User
12 years ago
Ladies we are ruining the cougar and MILF myth!! LMAO!
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madotara69
12 years ago
Just the woman they have become.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Meeka100' Ladies we are ruining the cougar and MILF myth!! LMAO! We shouldn't tell them about the waxing, face masks, stretch marks ???? Being this fucking sexy doesn't require any work at all, I just roll out of bed in the mornings and BOOM
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RHP User
12 years ago
Hair grows in ya ears and nose but stops growing on your head. - Posted from rhpmobile
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luvsilver
12 years ago
Quoting 'Meeka100' Ladies we are ruining the cougar and MILF myth!! LMAO! most of the young bucks only look at the pictures and don't actually read anything from here-lol Mr Luvsilver
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RHP User
12 years ago
Don't forget once you hit your 60's your penis will start shrink and because of all the abuse you have subjected your penis too over the years, you won't feel as much with it either.
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RHP User
12 years ago
That was directed at the men. heheh I may grow a beard pretty soon but I haven't grown a penis last time I looked.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Combined with the recreational sex system OK I mean the reproductive system
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RHP User
12 years ago
Your body is 43 but in your mind you're still 23.
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RHP User
12 years ago
For giving us wine, then coming up with such a silly thing as migraines.
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madotara69
12 years ago
Quoting 'Cuckle_Shells' the clitoris is outside the vagina. Shells. So that's where it is Mado Tara xx
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Smilingwithfun
12 years ago
WOW when I hit 60 my penis gets smaller, thanks for the wake up call Meeka. Signed Magnifing glass
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Mesmerised' For giving us wine, then coming up with such a silly thing as migraines. ....and hangovers lol
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RHP User
12 years ago
Love this post, so funny! Me? For making me a prototype and not the production model x
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RHP User
12 years ago
Youth is wasted on the young.....George Bernard Shaw
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RHP User
12 years ago
I think it's totally unfair that men can stand up to pee without mechanical aids. Why must I expose my bare bottom at a festival when the guys can just point and shoot. PROTEST!
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RHP User
12 years ago
Sure, I have to squat to pee, but the amount of orgasms I can have in a row is absolutely my trump card.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Cravingtouch... You haven't had sex with me... 😈 Hp xo 💌 Because you're worth it...
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RHP User
12 years ago
I'm glad you noticed. I haven't had sex with anyone on RHP. Don't feel special :P
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RHP User
12 years ago
Did my creators bestow good looks, charm and wit upon me. Women flock to me and adore me......oops my nose just started growing again :(
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'CravingTouch' Sure, I have to squat to pee, but the amount of orgasms I can have in a row is absolutely my trump card. I could have one in a row... and you wouldn't get close... HP xoBecause you're worth it...
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RHP User
12 years ago
Take a good production and modify is a great thing :)) love ya profile as well
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RHP User
12 years ago
Mate ur a crack up :)
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RHP User
12 years ago
I challenge that notion. But who says I need someone else involved anyway?
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madotara69
12 years ago
Quoting 'Highpriority' Quoting 'CravingTouch' Sure, I have to squat to pee, but the amount of orgasms I can have in a row is absolutely my trump card. I could have one in a row... and you wouldn't get close... HP xoBecause you're worth it... We have been playing a game thing with our little daughter. Blowing up balloons and letting them fly around the living room, it has her in hysterics. Then I read your post. Imagination got the better off me, and Tara now, the little one has no idea what we visualised. She thinks it is still all about her, suppose it is but what a timely distraction Mado Tara xx
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RHP User
12 years ago
But take away all the muscle tone and in the end they just hang like deflated balloons, Thankful though that some genius out there invented the bra - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
Penises shrink when you hit 60? Ah that explains why mine is a more manageable 11 inches ! ????
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RHP User
12 years ago
From men web MD... "In addition to this apparent shrinkage (due to being overweight and is reversible) the penis tends to undergo an actual (and irreversible) reduction in size. The reduction -- in both length and thickness -- typically isn't dramatic but may be noticeable. "If a man's erect penis is 6 inches long when he is in his 30s, it might be 5 or 5-and-a-half inches when he reaches his 60s or 70s,"
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RHP User
12 years ago
And also you loose sensation in the head and shaft as you age, hence the reason why you can use sandpaper as masturbatory tool.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Im doomed ,,, already using a belt sander
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RHP User
12 years ago
Because it's true, it's your good looks and cheeky grin!!!!!!! Or is that for madotora, the bum face can sure have a cheeky grin as well........... BTW. Modatora, loved meeting you both
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madotara69
12 years ago
Yeah but, it would give you ladies an extra minute or two. Could yours handle it? Mado Mado Tara xx
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RHP User
12 years ago
Intelligence test for prospective partners.......
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RHP User
12 years ago
As women get older, they often get more enthusiastic about sex. Often as they lose inhibition and self-consciousness they can orgasm easier and more often. As men get older, they can lose the ability to become erect, or stay erect or get another one rapidly - hence they may become 'gunshy' about sexually voracious women for fear of contempt. When most men are most able/interested they are young - and vice-versa for many women.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Geez Meeka ,where do you come up with all your ideas lol.Love reading your post makes my day lol Any way on the subject of shrinkage ?????? not me anyway lol,mine is still the same as it was 30yrs ago and if anything it works better coz I`m not tired out from working all day and half the night lol.I have noticed though that it takes longer for me to orgasm,which certainly suits the ladies
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madotara69
12 years ago
Quoting 'Bigmamma1' Because it's true, it's your good looks and cheeky grin!!!!!!! Or is that for madotora, the bum face can sure have a cheeky grin as well........... BTW. Modatora, loved meeting you both Should have seen the cheeky grin Tara gave me when Funlover gave her his "mmmm nice kiss", straight to the top of her list, which one I am not quite sure. Meeting you lot is still sinking in, definitely the sexiest group of people we saw, even when we walked around the whole city lost, we were discussing all the hip hugging dresses on the girls, cute and many, but none so sexy, not a shit show in hell could out do the atmosphere, wonder what the rest of the folk thought, seeing the ladies jumping in their seats, when those little vibrators went off. Some one handed us a little black key ring thing with a button, When I pressed it, should have seen Meeka jump. Priceless. Mado Tara xx
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Warning69' Mate ur a crack up :) But thank you.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Cuckle_Shells' Can I sit on your face..........you did say your nose is growing didn't you. Shells. I prefer to have my dessert at home.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'randy_rooster' Geez Meeka ,where do you come up with all your ideas lol.Love reading your post makes my day lol Any way on the subject of shrinkage ?????? not me anyway lol,mine is still the same as it was 30yrs ago and if anything it works better coz I`m not tired out from working all day and half the night lol.I have noticed though that it takes longer for me to orgasm,which certainly suits the ladies Randy_rooster... dude! I didn't make that up its a scientific fact you know. I learned it from the internet! Well... okay the sandpaper thing may have been a little exaggeration. Hey we all loose a few inches as we age. ** sigh** pretty soon it's going to be hard to even wash dishes in the sink without my milking stool.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'TalkingMark' As women get older, they often get more enthusiastic about sex. Often as they lose inhibition and self-consciousness they can orgasm easier and more often. As men get older, they can lose the ability to become erect, or stay erect or get another one rapidly - hence they may become 'gunshy' about sexually voracious women for fear of contempt. When most men are most able/interested they are young - and vice-versa for many women. That is why it is the older woman's job to teach young men how to be good lovers.
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On_Safari
12 years ago
Funlover is the Holy Grail of Masculinity going to give up the goods? Bugger how come everytime you kissed me there was no tongue.....(squirly eyes) you're scared of falling in love with me ain'tchya? LMAO thank God for multiple orgasm and Adam being so rambunctious as to opt for the ability to pee anywhere standing up, as it is; I'm a pretty straight shooter standing up anyway 😎
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madotara69
12 years ago
Quoting 'Meeka100' Quoting 'TalkingMark' As women get older, they often get more enthusiastic about sex. Often as they lose inhibition and self-consciousness they can orgasm easier and more often. As men get older, they can lose the ability to become erect, or stay erect or get another one rapidly - hence they may become 'gunshy' about sexually voracious women for fear of contempt. When most men are most able/interested they are young - and vice-versa for many women. That is why it is the older woman's job to teach young men how to be good lovers. That''s because they (older women) can take the extra minute or two and help the younger blokes understand what that is all about. Here comes the all ladies, but just wondering in awe of the experience a few years can add to these sort of things. Not being rude, just fanciful and dreamy. Mado Mado Tara xx
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'madotara69' Quoting 'Bigmamma1' Because it's true, it's your good looks and cheeky grin!!!!!!! Or is that for madotora, the bum face can sure have a cheeky grin as well........... BTW. Modatora, loved meeting you both Should have seen the cheeky grin Tara gave me when Funlover gave her his "mmmm nice kiss", straight to the top of her list, which one I am not quite sure. Meeting you lot is still sinking in, definitely the sexiest group of people we saw, even when we walked around the whole city lost, we were discussing all the hip hugging dresses on the girls, cute and many, but none so sexy, not a shit show in hell could out do the atmosphere, wonder what the rest of the folk thought, seeing the ladies jumping in their seats, when those little vibrators went off. Some one handed us a little black key ring thing with a button, When I pressed it, should have seen Meeka jump. Priceless. Mado Tara xx After kissing Tara, don't worry You know I love you Indy. As far as kisses go, these other girls are just practise.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Why is it that if woman don't wear a bra the titties sag ...Yet if man don't wear undies his cock wont get longer like WTF
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RHP User
12 years ago
I'm sure your great boobs are just mmm Devine ;),, coffee anytime
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Harro_Me' Why is it that if woman don't wear a bra the titties sag ...Yet if man don't wear undies his cock wont get longer like WTF But don't your balls drop? So average penis and VERY long balls. hehehe.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Ihaveaprivatejet' Im doomed ,,, already using a belt sander Cool name........ does it work for you?
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gazpacho
12 years ago
Quoting 'CravingTouch' Sure, I have to squat to pee, but the amount of orgasms I can have in a row is absolutely my trump card. Now you're just writing posts to tease me. :p HugsGazpacho
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On_Safari
12 years ago
I'm positive I was the only chaste person last weekend.....though I do have a short film of kissing a gorgeous woman very chastely on the lips and she wasn't on her milking stool 😍
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RHP User
12 years ago
um.. FYI.. go google "Shewee" or "Go-girl"
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'gazpacho51' Quoting 'CravingTouch' Sure, I have to squat to pee, but the amount of orgasms I can have in a row is absolutely my trump card. Now you're just writing posts to tease me. :p HugsGazpacho You can beg, but I won't stop. I've even gone back in time to write some just to fuck with you. Mwahahaha.
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RHP User
12 years ago
I know about the Shewee, but think about it, it's a tool, it needs washing every time, I can't just whip it in and out of my pants no mess no fuss like you lot.
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RHP User
12 years ago
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