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Slippery fish, off putting kiss!
October 12 2017
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HotNightsGC
8 years ago
When someone kisses you with absolutely no passion whatsoever. It’s like the kiss needs the paddles of life to revive it. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
My wife and I have had a few Couples that couldn't kiss and it ruins the mood so badly for her. I can kind of adjust but as before my wife and I started swinging we had only had teenage kisses we though everyone worked it out lol. I do always wonder but if where the bad kisses but I don't think so! Kissing is a big thing for us if someone is slobbering on our face huge turn off!!! - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
My first kiss was called the Pecker. Instead of the sexy tongue-on-tongue action, he basically was pecking me like he was a chicken trying to eat lettuce. His nose kept getting in the way (gotta love Italians) 😅😅 - Bec - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
My first kiss was called the Pecker. Instead of the sexy tongue-on-tongue action, he basically was pecking me like he was a chicken trying to eat lettuce. His nose kept getting in the way (gotta love Italians) 😅😅 - Bec - Posted from rhpmobile
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AnnieWhichway
8 years ago
All teeth. Felt !Ike I was being eaten, head first
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RHP User
8 years ago
Love it 😂😂 Nothing to do with the topic but while searching for fish metaphors, I came across a list of fishing terms/slang and noted some had a double meaning 😎 Long wand - Fly fishing rod Ghost - Mulloway M.I.L.F - Mother in law fish Noodle stick - Very bendy rod Vibe - a hard-bodied, fish-shaped, bibless lure with a vibrating action, often used for bream and estuary fish Okay sorry, now on topic, yes one who flicked his tongue in and out, not deep, just short quick flicks like a snake. I was very off putting, didn't turn me off him altogether but if we'd kept seeing each other, some kissing lessons would have been scheduled 😉 It felt really weird The best snake name I could come up with was pie-thon. Going for the sauce off the pie? 😛 Okay now I'm off to take up fly fishing 😍
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RHP User
8 years ago
Stunned mullet or deer in the headlights 😇
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RHP User
8 years ago
Females who have more hair on there top lip than bigfoot has on his arse cheeks. Sorry but that hairy over growth is the pitts and does nothing to arouse my flagpole.
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HotNightsGC
8 years ago
Love how u made that whole paragraph work 😂👍🏻 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
Haha took a bit of work 😂 now what's a metaphor for talking too much? 😊
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EarthQueen
8 years ago
The one where it feels like your whole face is covered in saliva and you need a hand towel. Yukky.
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RHP User
8 years ago
After fishing the whole morning, in the eskie we had a few fish. When we docked the boat we chatted with the wildlife ranger. There was one fish that had an out of proportion body. Mini tail. Smaller body. And it was all mouth. A cone shaped triangle kindah thing. We ask the ranger what was the fish's name. He replied mother-in-law fish. Small in body stature, makes many moves, a big mouth and always has alot to say! Then he said it is a.k.a a monk fish. Then he replies if it is a monk fish, they remind him of his mother-in-law cause they preach and have alot to say. Win Win! I learned alot about in laws that day at age 14.
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RHP User
8 years ago
Like trying to pash the back of your hand. The Tonsillectomy, like pashing an epileptic chainsaw.
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RHP User
8 years ago
Yupp definitely hate the slobber kiss and the tongue trying to get down the back of your throat - I thought you only got those in high school but nope have had quite a few not pleasant kisses since then and it's definitely a deal-breaker. Sexy slow kisses where your lips interlock several times each time just getting a touch of the other persons tongue mmmm love a good kiss :) - Posted from rhpmobile
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Sawadee
8 years ago
I've been told on several occassions I do it pretty well ? So Im happy to take their word it.. Takes my mind to some of the more memorable moments , the good , and the not so good. Teeth ? 2 particular girls stand out as the most uncomfortable and both had them teeth that click against yours. Passionate , but then your lips are likely to get sore if you pash too long.. Soft lips, lips that stick , lips that seem to massage.. Comfortable and gets me hard real quick. The statue.. Stiff , afraid to move , not much passion . The sad thing is they don't seem to know ? Truth is , I enjoy most lips and every time a new one comes along they give a whole new different experience,
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RHP User
8 years ago
If they tell you you're a good kisser, you can believe it. I don't know of anyone who would tell someone that if they weren't good 👍 Agree about the zero passion. Loved HotNightsPerth tag word - cardiac arrest 😀
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RHP User
8 years ago
I have to say, almost all of the guys I've met off here have been awesome kissers. Credit where credit is due. No complaints guys 👍 luv ya guts 😘
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RHP User
8 years ago
One time that stick out so clearly when you mention bad kissing... A mouth full of sticky saliva and a massive tongue trying to find its way past my tonsils and trying to give my thyroid a tickle... I couldn't breathe at one point and he took that as a sign that I was into him... Oh dear...
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RHP User
8 years ago
Quoting 'HarrynAnnie' One time that stick out so clearly when you mention bad kissing... A mouth full of sticky saliva and a massive tongue trying to find its way past my tonsils and trying to give my thyroid a tickle... I couldn't breathe at one point and he took that as a sign that I was into him... Oh dear... from the Alien films directed by Ridley Scott starring Sigourney Weaver....that little Alien nasty that attaches itself to your face with the spider legs and tentacle before inserting its seed down the back of its hosts throat!...
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RHP User
8 years ago
There are some wild tongues with minds of their own😯
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RHP User
8 years ago
Had one who would continually turn away at the very last second. Sooo off putting! No passion whatsoever. Sex didn't get any better either 🤦♂️ Most ladies have told me I'm quite a good kisser, reminds me of one who once we kissed said straight up " get in the bedroom" Won't forget that night.... wild 😜 BB - Posted from rhpmobile
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Sawadee
8 years ago
In my early teens , one of my first.. Nervous as buggery and move in for the kiss ' then she turned her head at the last moment.. Lacking confidence like most teenagers ' all I could think of was that I was a massive miserable failure, not realising she probally felt the same... 😱
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RHP User
8 years ago
She had her mouth and jaw right open that both lips never connect.😲💏
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RHP User
8 years ago
Kath and Kel 😂😂
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RHP User
8 years ago
The last minute turn away could be the 'close but no cigar' kiss 😉
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Sawadee
8 years ago
i was all of about 13 years of age ? It took quite some guts to even try.. Thankfully it only hurt for about a hour ? lol. 😊😮
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RHP User
8 years ago
Quoting 'swingalingson' She had her mouth and jaw right open that both lips never connect.😲💏 oh those are the worst, it reminds me of the old Oral B ads with the "flip top head" - why is it so hard to just match your lips with mine, it'll work out great.
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Hottie1
8 years ago
The lip mash :) I often start with a slow kiss, just lips to start, I have no desire to check their tonsils immediately .... I'll continue with introducing slight tongue and let the passion build .... one guy took the closed lips to meanwe would simply rub lips together ... yuk The excavator .... The one guy who's tongue went on it's on adventure in my mouth ... I'm sure he was searching for treasure the way his tongue thrashed around in my mouth :( I have yet to have any complaints about my kissing 😊🤗 Mary xx
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RHP User
8 years ago
I'm cringing reading some of these. Makes you want to slap them. @ Touch, Close but no cigar, hilarious 😂. How can you get to age 32 and be so bad at kissing is beyond me. 🤦♂️ @ Jayme. At least you were just starting out, onwards and upwards from there 😜 I love to let my kissing build the passion, but not too much.... - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
One guy I kissed just stuck his tongue out without opening his mouth that was rather frightening lol. Some are just all saliva urgh. But my last guy well we seem to kiss just perfectly together. Very slow and sensual just enough of everything. I have been told by quiet a few guys "Where did you learn to kiss like that". So I take that as a complement. Have fun everyone. 😚 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
Tongue out without opening his mouth.... I would name a kiss like that the wtf kiss..kiss of sneaky sneaky. Now that is sneaky!
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RHP User
8 years ago
Haha Yes I felt like saying WTF at the time - Posted from rhpmobile
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