Something Naughty Happened at the RHP Pâtisserie

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  Lostyanumber

  24 days ago

  Well, now that you ask I don't mind a bit of crumpet. 😜😍

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  MrandMrsEss

  23 days ago

  Mrs S will always choose a fresh plain croissant. Quite simple but deliciously soft and buttery with a lovely taste that lingers for some time after you’ve eaten her, I mean it ;). Delicious flakes of crispy pastry will find themselves into places you’d never imagine them to go. For me, an artisan pork and fennel sausage roll with a lovely thick home made tomato chutney. I have no idea what that says about me?

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  PandaAndBri

  23 days ago

  Hmmmm. If I were to be a bakery item I think I would be a vanilla slice. A top quality one with the passion fruit icing on top. The custard set nicely but with a wiggle still in it. Silky, delicious, sweet but a challenge to devour so you don’t know where to start. Bri

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  Notice_Me

  23 days ago

  snack seeking other snack/s a sucker for chocolate cake and music: the blacker, the better If you love being feasted on then ❤️ & I'll kiss you properly and pull you apart ... :)

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  Boingobingo

  23 days ago

  For me it is a hot apple turnover, arriving warm enough to fog the plate, its golden layers crackling at the slightest touch. Buttery pastry shattered delicately beneath the fork, revealing a slow, glossy spill of cinnamon-laced apples inside — soft, sweet, and fragrant. Steam curled upward carrying notes of baked sugar and spice, while the sticky filling clung temptingly to each flaky bite. Every mouthful balanced crisp edges with molten fruit, rich enough to linger and just tart enough to keep you coming back for another taste.

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  nutsundae

  23 days ago

  Since the patisserie is unlikely to have an ice-cream machine, that sadly rules out a sundae.....😔 So it has to be an eclair. White chocolate and almond (had to work the nuts in somehow). A nice, big, thick one. Bursting with all the sweet, sticky cream piped inside. Consummate indulgence. The perfect cheeky treat to spoil yourself with as a wicked breakfast, a filling snack, or a decadent dessert to sink into after a delightful dinner, filled with laughter and spicy banter. The kind of naughty treat that has you salivating as soon as you slip into thinking about it. Unable to think of anything else, until the moment finally arrives and you pounce, devouring it in a wild frenzy to sate your savage hunger. Savouring every glorious moment. The rush of pure, sweet joy that lights up every fibre of your being. Your pulse quickened. Your heat, risen. Moans of pleasure with every bite, every lick. That feeling of bliss as it fills you from within. Until finally, at the end, you're done. Filled. Gratified. Whole. Calm and serene. Dammit. Now I've made myself feel hungry 😂

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  nightingale8

  23 days ago

  I might have fingered the almond croissant while no one was looking 🫢 it’s still warm

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  PandaAndBri

  23 days ago

  I may not look at a bakery display case the same way ever again 🤣 Bri

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  Thesunlovingsub

  23 days ago

  I’d be a Hawaiian pizza slice from bakers delight. Not that fancy, but can be enjoyed morning, noon and night🍍

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  mobydick4000

  20 days ago

  This makes me think of Brunetti's in Melbourne, Interstate introduced me to on our second meetup in a new city. Or going to the top 10 patisseries in Brisbane as brunch dates with Multi.

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