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Sparty's Reasoning of Thoughts: "The differences of sex's reaching Orgasm."
April 26 2008
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RHP User
18 years ago
To MYSELF...I vowed NEVER again to read Brian's stuff Should I do some sorta penance for (said) MIS-demeanor!?!??!!? Flagellation, maggots down me "Japs-eye"...any other suggestions??? I REALLY don't want this to be happenin again. ~~"Stuttering" FF~~
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RHP User
18 years ago
I can't recall reading this particular subject in philosophy ...lol..... But, the use of reductio ad absurdum (Zeno) is interesting. It means if a male continues to the extreme of that particular outcum, he will be reduced to a handflogger....lol.. xx SnS
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RHP User
18 years ago
Shit mate, your a bloke..........arent you? You know how we work!!!!! Get in there and get the job done, and move on to the next one. Thimple. That ought to clear that one up............Now move on.
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RHP User
18 years ago
You just advertised yerself as one of the many "full of shit" :P well done.. *claps*.. now pith off so we Intellectuals can have a good debate on the real core of this discussion... as for Muttboy: you just had to re-advertise yerself again.. mm?
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RHP User
18 years ago
I'm NOT as popular as you AND my fukkin INBOX doesn't spill(eth) over. Whats your se-CR-et, Bwian, prey tell me, cos I've met you and I'm 100% pu-ZZ-led!?!?! ~~F~~ **Intellectual...yeah, RIGHT**
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RHP User
18 years ago
Thanx Sparty, what am I a bowl of fruit! xx SnS
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RHP User
18 years ago
U boys play nice now....mutual and spart!!!!!
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RHP User
18 years ago
But but but,.. he's dying to know my secret.. and im teaching him the ancient art of butt-talking so he can unravel this puzzleness that clouds his mind :P
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RHP User
18 years ago
Jus what exactly IS "puzzleness", anyway!??! Mebbbeeee I'm just NOT intellectual enough to decipher THAT bit of malapropism Feel free to interject with a suitable Intellectual" comment, eh ~~F~~ **Can I be in your club, I'll UN-learn how t spell, use grammar and syntax, and - to top it ALL - be a self-indulgent arsehole....lemmee join, PWEASE**
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RHP User
18 years ago
... put a cork in it... Viking
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RHP User
18 years ago
Please forgive my last post....I was just having visions of you both in a vat full of peanut butter and whoever wins gets to fuk the other person anyway he wants.... "Oh my GOD! Glad MEN cum first!" Religous part answered...lol.. xx SnS
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RHP User
18 years ago
Intellectual ???.........can i be one of them too..??? ~~~Horrible~~~
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RHP User
18 years ago
Sorry in advance - needed a silly break - no real excuse. HUMAN BIOLOGICALLY: A woman is most interested in sex when ovulating. A delayed female orgasm means a woman can satisfy multiple male partners before being satisfied herself. Orgasm then accelerates sperm on journey. This leads to a darwinian race to the egg by the various sperm. Strong sperm implies strong child. Nature evolved various types of sperm that block and kill other sperm. Ref: Scientific American review of Human Sperm Competition, by R.R. Baker and M.A. Bellis. THEOLOGICALLY: Fundamentalist: Fundamentalists believe that a group of people hundreds or thousands of years ago have more insight into the Universe than their progeny as they had a direct line to the almighty. They mostly reflect old time values. Women are property to provide children to men. Neither should have any real pleasure except the knowledge that they are doing God's work. A male orgasm is to propel the seed into the woman which should only be done under the seal of holy matrimony. Female orgasm is delayed so a woman can only feel true pleasure when with her lawful spouse. Any pleasure outside of the appropriate holy book's lawful actions leads to various versions of damnation. The more restricted actions the better. Sacrifice in the name of God's work (ie suicide/matyrdom/celibacy) will either lead to exceptions from all rules (ie multiple virgin sex slaves in heaven) or an absence of all desire and a constant blissful/orgasmic state - but only after death. Revisionist: Various holy books were edited by those who have corrupted the original word and new text allows anything appropriate to the revisioners whim and also includes adding forbidden actions that the original book didn't have. Delayed female orgasm can be due to any creative reasoning of the reformer. ie God made it so all the female disciples can have sex with the guru/reformer because that will bring heaven on earth to the planet. Every sperm of the guru/reformer must have the opportunity to create a child as God does not want his accolytes sperm to fall into the abyss or a tissue if the abyss is unavailable. Reformist: Reformists work to rewrite the book in their image. Reformers killed polygamy and the latin mass. Most reformers view female orgasm as irrelevent (just hysteria after all) until women started being ordained and gays were allowed - more reformation. Appreciation of the beauty and usefulness of the female orgasm is directly proportional to the number of women ordained in the religion - which may or may not be allowed to have sex (see Fundamentalist restrictions above and Absurdist below). Zen/Transcendental: Seek the same pleasure from silence and stillness as from sex. Every breath can be orgasmic. From meditation a state of bliss can be attained - unity with the universe. Male and female orgasm is but a shallow hint of the true bliss to come from meditation and contemplation. Only $15 per hour donations to the cause. Tantric: Yoni and Lignam unite as long as there is no ejaculation as that is bad energy. Amrita (female ejaculate) is the Fountain of Youth. No wonder it takes so long. How much would it be worth bottled? I'm sure there is some on eBay. SOCIALOGICALLY: Hedonistically: Just another good reason to keep at it. Multiple orgasm - what a bonus. Marxistically: Comrades at arms. Just to pass the time while the power is out or in a queue for milk. Democratically: Before women got the vote there was no female orgasm. Absurdistically: Men need a 30 seconds of quick friction and optionally some visual stimulation to orgasm. Women need a weeks relaxation, three hours of romance, two hours of foreplay and nothing to spoil the mood. Ha Ha. Feministically: Women were repressed for so long it was the only way they could put up with men. Pragmatically: Males got quick singles and females got long multiples. And you have a problem with this because? Presumably hermaphrodites get the best of both worlds. SCIENTIFIC RATIONALIST: " That theory holds that female orgasms are simply artifacts - a byproduct of the parallel development of male and female embryos in the first eight or nine weeks of life. In that early period, the nerve and tissue pathways are laid down for various reflexes, including the orgasm. As development progresses, male hormones saturate the embryo, and sexuality is defined. In boys, the penis develops, along with the potential to have orgasms and ejaculate, while "females get the nerve pathways for orgasm by initially having the same body plan." Nipples in men are similarly vestigial. While nipples in woman serve a purpose, male nipples appear to be simply left over from the initial stage of embryonic development. Dr. Donald Symons, an anthropologist" - Ref: by Dr. Elisabeth A. Lloyd (Indiana University philosopher), titled "The Case of the Female Orgasm". Implies that female orgasm is a happy accident of evolution. If you read to here you obviously had nothing better to do ... I suggest you work on making a female orgasm and do your own rationalisation .. or not.
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RHP User
18 years ago
I have noticed that too Spart. And spent much time thinking about why. All I can conclude is that while humans are, on the whole, a pretty clever design, in this one area (insert name of deity of choice) seems to be playing a very deep game. Is this a design flaw or a design feature? Its probably tied in to survival of the species but for the life of me I can't see where (insert name of deity of choice) was going wiith this one. Anyone?
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RHP User
18 years ago
Yep...all about the survival of the species....back in the day when Adam was just a lad and JC was playin full back for Jerusalem, you know the score at the Colluseum - Lions 34 Christians 0 (gotta million of em, but hey, I'm ancient too!!), it was all about procreation, not pleasure. In other words, he who spread his seed the widest and fastest ensured his line would continue. Goes for all species....no deity involved...on the job, get it over quick and go back to hunting, gathering and knocking women over the head with big lumps of wood, and the cycle continues.... And the poor pricks that couldn't shoot quick ended up with a stone axe between the shoulder blades...sucks but maybe a good way to go!!! Soooooooo, there you go, we are descendants of the 30 second man/men(marathon??). Genetic traits descending perhaps??? And the ladies would probably agree, not a whole lot has changed !!!!! Cheers
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RHP User
18 years ago
Recently __kiss__ posted a topic called, "To pee or not to pee." Well wetting myself reading the altercation between the two protagonists here, answers that one pees uncontrollably under these circumstances. Must also thank slowhands for the excellent essay in this thread, in fact all the posts so far have been entertaining if not enlightening. Though you don't need to stick up for your good friend VB, as he is more than capable of countering with an amusing reply. Though Spartanis may correct me on a point of semantics and claim the other is in fact an antagonist. Whatever the case, I think I just had an orgasm laughing. At least laughter is one thing that is common between the sexes.
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RHP User
18 years ago
well didnt read all the posts as I COULDNT BE FUCKD some of you write such shit but i do have this to say ORGASMS happen wen ever i want them to on the other hand you can cum if i let you ;P starr xxxxxxxxx
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RHP User
18 years ago
hey sparty are you holding the secret of the 5 minute quicky from us guys? maybe there is something wrong with me because the quickest i;ve ever gone is 13 minutes and by this time my wife has had 2 to 4 orgasm's .i would love to be able to have that lunchtime quicky but lunch would be over befor i am lol. i think as anything it varies from person to person so how did you come up with men cum quicker than women???????
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RHP User
18 years ago
Let me first say how overwheelmed I am that you were comically amused by the honesty I displayed.... re my profile. I only wish I could have been a fly on the wall to witness the CLAPPING. Was it a little girl style clap where the hands are presented in the vertical position in front of the face, and accompanied with giggles of (oh isnt he a silly boy). One can only imagine the delight you must have felt. Was this also merged with the obligitory slapping of the knee in sheer delight as one thinks to ones self how superior one is. Go do ya self a favour and take a long hard look in the intellectual mirror. If ya cum away with something a little more substantial than who cums first, and its importance to society as a whole, then maybe I might pith off. I am quite amazed that the intellectuals of today have that much time on their hands that they can sit and debate the important issues of our present society as you have posted. Theres an old saying mate......look before ya leap Intellectual indeed..........pppppfffftttt
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RHP User
18 years ago
Just pondering Stardusts ability to orgasm whenever she wants. Well that's better than doing so at the most inopportune time, like during a doctors rectal exam, falling asleep at a dull party then wet dreaming, caught in a cars headlights whilst having an outdoor wank at the same party, be caught shagging on the back car seat with the girlfriend and being told to get out of the car by an unsympathetic copper as you're approaching the vinegar stroke, having wanked oneself silly before a date in expectation of lasting forever, to do just that and disappoint the girlfriend when she cant make you cum during an epic blow job. Even Star's regime of cum when I let you wouldn't hold water under that situation. Life is fraught with little disasters.
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RHP User
18 years ago
Not saying ALL men comes quicker, just the majority. but wow, i bet you are skilled in holding on that long. :P
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RHP User
18 years ago
*reads your profile* mm yes well.. i see.. *rolls his eyes*
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RHP User
18 years ago
Sit in a comfortable position where you can place your head/ear on the desk AND still be able to read the screen. Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you to be proficient in readin Morse Code, first..coupla months practise, tops, Ok Key: "." this is a short tap, and "-"....this a tap with a longer duration, approx 3X the length of a di....ok, got that Tap out the following text, and FEEEEL those vibrations. Ok, here we go ... .--. .- .-. - -.--/-.-- --- ..- .-. ./.- -./ .- ...- ... --- .-.. ..- - ./.- .-. ... . .... --- .-.. ./- ... .- -/-. . . -.. .../ - ---/--. . -/ --- ..- -/ .. -./ - .... ./.-. . .- .-../.-- --- .-. .-.. -../.- -. -../--. . -/.-/..-. ..- -.- -.- .. -./.-.. .. ..-. ./-.-- --- ..-/-.-. --- -. -.-. . .. - . -../ -.- -. ..- - stop Get that, Mr. Intelligence. It WORKS, btw ~~Telegraphically F~~ **Its a Multi-Sensual experience. isnt it** ***Here's just a little clue as to content....the last word is KNUT, ok**
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RHP User
18 years ago
Maybe ya should see a doctor about ya eyes rollin around like that. If ya havin trouble readin a coulpla lines written by a moron, and ya eyes is goin apeshit, you mite need some help........ I know a bloke who's here somewhere, his names ................doctor doctor......... Maybe he can help.........seeeeeems pretty intellectual. Anyways all the best with them rollin eyes.
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RHP User
18 years ago
say what you like Mr Herrison, but.. you are putting a reputation upon yourself :) tell me, how fustrated and angry do you feel right now? :P
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RHP User
18 years ago
just the opposite you silly boy I have been baiting you from the start, and now have my quest completed. I will no longer continue this post and will kick back with an intellectual style smirk on my face. THE END.
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RHP User
18 years ago
Well this is better entertainment then the footie. I love testosterone battles... Onya guys... rotf Viking *Where's the hotdog bloke? Is it half time yet??
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