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Squirt fantasy
May 02 2019
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Katkat
7 years ago
Try wearing a helmet just in case 😂 you might get squirt all over your face. I remember my ex fwb he made me squirt all the time best feeling ever like a big relief big stress reliever. I miss those days.
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RHP User
7 years ago
Can we have a separate squirt topic? No disrespect to the OP but Im over the many squirting threads posted by guys. Women are a lot more than giant water pistols
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RHP User
7 years ago
☂
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DynamicCouple36
7 years ago
OP Another one who has been watching porn ?? You know that in the movies it’s either urine or they have held water in the Vagina and then relaxed the muscles to let it all gush out ? Yawn.... these squirting posts are becoming tiresome. Anyone for some popcorn instead ? :)
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BungCpl
7 years ago
We had always thought it was a Porn myth, or that it was just Urine... Then after reading a story about it all we tried a few of the suggested methods and boom, it happened, definitely enjoyable to us, very orgasmic for Mrs NvC and definitely not Urine 👅💦
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RHP User
7 years ago
It’s more a fantasy due to a thread I read on here not due to porn.
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RHP User
7 years ago
Shoot for the stars! It’s an awesome feeling (and no it’s not piss or water..tastes nothing like either 😂 although I dare say there’s a healthy mix of pee in there). Problem is, I didn’t even know I COULD squirt till my partner surprised me with it, haha, you might want to study techniques and find out how you can get the party started. Also, post whatever subjects you like, do it on repeat for all I care, you might liven the place up a little, lol. I mean really, people with this “read this a million times before” attitude, we haven’t all been here for years and nobody’s going scrolling through the comment section for days to look shit up. If you don’t want to read it don’t, simples! 😊
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EarthQueen
7 years ago
If OP wants to ask a question about squirting he can. I know us regulars have heard this topic a lot but it is a public forum. OP you can also search squirting in topics. This is a little off topic but may be of interest. The best in depth discussion I have heard on squirting is on Dan Savage Lovecast an interview with Dr Zhana Vrangalova (what a mouthful ). Episode 641. She has extensively studied squirting. Super interesting and myth busting as well. Anyway OP good luck with your search. It seems like squirting is all the rage ATM so hopefully you can live out your fantasy,
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RHP User
7 years ago
Phoenix and Queen Very well said 👍👍👍👍
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MsSuperFoxy
7 years ago
If you want to know what squirting is really like, try a very ripe grapefruit, peach or mango. The best ones squirt when you eat them. If you are happy with the outcome, then invest in wet weather gear (snorkel, wetsuit fins etc) and waterproofing. 😃 Ms Foxy
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honkytonk
7 years ago
love enducing the orgasmic squirts. i consider my hands to be freakishly good. playing flamenco guitar for 40 years has its advantages moohahahahaha
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DynamicCouple36
7 years ago
The last squirting post Was quickly removed .....
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RHP User
7 years ago
Perhaps if you are removed will be a better free of speech place to be???
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RHP User
7 years ago
Removed cause he got totally bagged for posting it by the regulars
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RHP User
7 years ago
He did. Because most women dont want to be little projects for " Squirtmasters". Another thing.....if you are going to post or comment in the forums you need to have a thick skin. We are all grown up now and should be able to take what we get without having a tantie.
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RHP User
7 years ago
We went to a sex education class in Sydney and watched a gorgeous woman squirt from being stimulated by her partner. It was amazing!My partner met a gorgeous girl who soaked him from the end of the bed so it does happen.We played with a couple where she squirted as well!
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RHP User
7 years ago
The whole squirting thing just doesn't interest me one jot, and I dare say if a woman did it with me I would look like the ''vomiting in the alley'' scene in Team America.
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RHP User
7 years ago
Any guy can make a woman squirt. Youre young and have plenty of time to play out your fantasies. I wasnt trying to be rude but lately we have had a few posts on this subject. Good luck to you :)
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RHP User
7 years ago
Relax all I don’t take it to heart haha it’s a chat and everyone is welcome to a say and opinion.
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FeistyFatty
7 years ago
OKEY!!!! LOVE that scene!!! Hilarious lol
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RHP User
7 years ago
Don’t you just @ love” the woman who jump on topics like this..running the man down .. no need to ridicule him..say nothing.. all are not like you experienced mature “ ladies” !!!
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RHP User
7 years ago
I have a Bachelors degree & a PhD in AST (Advanced Squirting Techniques) eye can make any women squirt merely by glancing at them. 🎓👀
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RHP User
7 years ago
I play with a couple sometimes.... she squirts like a fire hose.... her husband will not let her go off in the bed as she would ruin the mattress....when they cum here we put three or four towels under her on the couch...so.... so because you can't don't say it wont happen....
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RHP User
7 years ago
Hanging on for dear life and having an orgasmic implosion is my preference Takes a special man and a special connection for that to happen.
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RHP User
7 years ago
I am lucky enough to have a squirter, it is very much a turn on.
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BungCpl
7 years ago
Oh FFS. Why is it that people think it is okay to shut or shoot down other people because their simple minds cannot cope with the fact that other people have an opinion or preference that doesn't match there's? Why is it that people think it is only okay for their view of life and what is sexually acceptable to be the thing that is okay?l to talk about? I'm calling bull shit on all of the naysayers, all of the haters and all of the other idiots out here who think it is okay to smash people for having a thought, an opinion or a fantasy that doesn't align with their own. Fuck the lot of you, if you truly aren't interested in the topic at hand then move the fuck along and get on with your miserable lives 🤬 P.S. Sorry if my rant kills this thread, I love the Mrs having a good Squirt but am really sick of the keyboard idiots having a cry on here 😁
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RHP User
7 years ago
Maybe they’re not crying....maybe their eyes just squirted ?? OP... The only squirting so far that I’ve professed in is the garden hose blowing the arse out of my sprinkler 😳
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RHP User
7 years ago
Quoting 'The_Antichrist'OP... The only squirting so far that I’ve professed in is the garden hose blowing the arse out of my sprinkler 😳 Thats not piss, thats water!
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DynamicCouple36
7 years ago
New Vic The only ones having a troll, bitch & moan are you . Clearly the comments, made by others, have struck a chord with you. Insecure about the truth are you ?
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RHP User
7 years ago
Today it's squirting yesterday it was fisting, anal and 50 Shades of yay or nay. Whatever floats ya boat :) Hugs Q x
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RHP User
7 years ago
Very tempted to offer the input of “been there, done that, I’m a bit over it”... But I won’t.
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RHP User
7 years ago
Squirt juice removes varnish from cork articles.
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RHP User
7 years ago
Quoting 'Mischeviouslad' Very tempted to offer the input of “been there, done that, I’m a bit over it”... But I won’t. 👲 Confucius says squirt not like water under bridge, more like all over it :D
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RHP User
7 years ago
I know the secret to get a non squirter to squirt for the first time c
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RHP User
7 years ago
It can be truly awesome, but it can also be messy, crude and a heap of other negatives, like any sexual encounter it depends on who your with and how you connect which like all activities is the key. Is it pee ? I don’t care. ☔️
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Perdita_13
7 years ago
NewVicCple Amen to everything you said babe! I am quickly learning that people on RHP can be very small minded 🙄 If they don’t like a topic then just move the hell on... simple! DynamicCouple36 Geez you must be a bundle of fun in the sack sunshine? And if you prefer popcorn over super hot sex that involves squirting... yawn! But hey... don’t let me judge you on what you have posted 🤔 (insert sarcasm) 😏 As for squirting! That’s an absolute hell yes from me! The wetter the fucking better! 💦 OP if this is something you want to experience then continue in your search for it. Plenty of women have the ability to squirt/gush even if they don’t know it yet. There have been studies done that prove squirting/gushing is a thing and not just pee. Squirt fluid is a much thicker consistency and more of a clearer fluid than pee. It also smells different. I am guessing those that are over the whole “squirting” topic have never actually experienced proper squirting but rather have been doused in a golden shower 😉
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RHP User
7 years ago
i'm keen to try given the chance lol.
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RHP User
7 years ago
Quoting 'Perdita_13' (insert sarcasm) my sarcasm is way biggggererer than yours :P and Im being very modest :D
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RHP User
7 years ago
Can be a great experience,as long you have the right touch and communicate well with your lover as they know best! Sadly only two gushers but not a squirter as as yet,and no comes from a separate chamber inside, usually when she aroused and thinks she needs to pee for the inexperienced woman. lots of towels or waterproof mattress protector is advisable unless you like sleeping in many a damp spot lol
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Jack_Lucy
7 years ago
My partner is a squirter which is great to experience however the downside is it’s messy, no surprises there, we manage through using plastic sheets and lots of towels which can be an issue when the mood arises and you have to stop and set up! Having said that I would have to say the orgasms are pretty amazing, quite intense and intimate. Which makes it all worthwhile 😊
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RHP User
7 years ago
OP This was one of my fantasises a long time ago, and was amazing and still is when the planets align. There is no one size fits all and there are loads of different tecniques for me I found the more intense the session, the exploration and the passion the better the results. One tip (just the tip) is dont try and force it its about enjoyment Talk to your partner and just enjoy the exploration when it happens (if you love giving oral like i do) it will blow your mind and hers. Enjoy and good luck
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RHP User
7 years ago
Ìf squirting doesn't work for any of you all good n well..if it's your thing excellent. Theres no right and no wrong way of having sex as its what resignates and works for you.. 99pc of women can squirt it's a known fact .it's all about the technique and experience of the person trying to get her to squirt. I say try it once at least
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Adonis8
7 years ago
Women that think squirting is a trend set in porn, your wrong. Unlike the bloke creating the post, ive never had a women that DIDNT end up squirting. Entire mental and sexual stimulation is needed before trying. Just physical may get some there, but to get ALL there its a chemistry thing. And letting her know you dont mind if she lets loose when shes reached climax.
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RHP User
7 years ago
I was with a woman who squirted recently. First time for me - really makes you feel like you're doing your job right 😁
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RHP User
7 years ago
It's a shame your in Victoria. I'd get you around to my place and we could have fun with me squirting all over you.
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RHP User
7 years ago
Buy an excellent squirt proof blanket....
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RHP User
7 years ago
Wow ..all i can say its certainly brought an extra sexy element to our play and play with others ....love it x
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RHP User
7 years ago
I love it when a woman squirts...licking and slurping up every drop of her sweet slick juices..yumm!!
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RHP User
7 years ago
All women can do it you just need to know how to make them 💦 watch tutorials and practise it takes a bit of work most guys are not that patient 🙄 or willing to put in the work women are like pleasure machines you just need to know the right buttons to press 😊
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Funtobehad73
7 years ago
There’s plenty of literature on this topic and to be honest it’s not difficult at all and a totally different orgasm I’ve been told by the ladies involved. Having their legs shake for ten minutes after. A nice thing to do on occasion but when you have a woman who squirts constantly it becomes quiet frustrating. Ie you can’t have a sneaky f-ck before going into a restaurant or in the back corner of a bar without the front of your trousers soaked. Lol there’s always a plus and a negative side 🤣😂 And ladies if you’re not happy with what this poor fellow has posted. Simple move on. He’s not degrading women he’s simply trying to learn and explore.
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RHP User
7 years ago
It's a lot to do with the angle and right spot. And it is a great relief and nothing like urine. I only was able to about 2 years ago and do love it.
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grrrt
7 years ago
My current girlfriend squirts repeatedly from penetration which I believe that a woman masters from muscle contractions somewhat from what she told me I to was sceptical seeing it in porn until the experience of it
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MsSuperFoxy
7 years ago
*sighs* some of you men have no idea that first up before anything, it is touching the women there there mentally for her to let you anywhere near her vigina, not so much digging deep down digging for gold in her Virgina. 😕 Ms Foxy
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RHP User
7 years ago
For me, it's always a turn on. Especially when it's not premeditated.
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RHP User
7 years ago
The 2 times I've experienced it were triggered by talking dirty during intense passion sex. Because it occurred with 2 different people.
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RHP User
7 years ago
Mmmm absolutely love making a woman fill my mouth with her hot cum my favourite thing in the world
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MsSuperFoxy
7 years ago
FFS! It is dangerous and creepy to inform others to watch tutorials on how to make women squirt. Dr Google squirt is no expert or professional, as every woman is different. Best to ask her rather than just dive right in. BTW Women are NOT pleasure machines nor are we here for your or other peoples entertainment or thrills. It does not take just one button to press. Ms Foxy
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RHP User
7 years ago
Haha you're missin out
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RHP User
7 years ago
Every girl can squirt it takes a bloke to know what he’s doing
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yourgasm
7 years ago
Quite a touchy subject apparently 😬
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RHP User
7 years ago
Make sure you have a waterproof mattress protector, a man that knows what he's doing & enjoy the ride lol. For me there is a sweet spot & when it's hit fast & hard magic happens.
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RHP User
7 years ago
It’s real and it’s awesome Don’t forget the plastic sheet 😝
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RHP User
7 years ago
How many guys here squirt and spray cum hardcore shooting hot cum across the length of a room?
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RHP User
7 years ago
I had no idea this would be such a touchy subject for some.
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Swingingnudist
7 years ago
Plastic sheets or lots of towels. Each lady i have been all seems to have different trigger points. Some needed oral and finger stimulation, others just fingers and even had some that squirted just from fucking. From what they have told me it's a mental thing to let themselves go to the next level and squirt as the 1st time it's an unusual feeling with a couple saying they felt like they were going to pee themselves...thats when the voice of encouragement comes in.
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Hawt1
7 years ago
Extremeandkinky, I used to be able to hit the wall on the other side of the bedroom when I came. Lately it just kind of drools out when masturbating, when fucking doggie it might reach her shoulders. I am curious if this is just an aging thing or could be an indication of something else. As for female ejaculation, only managed to make a ONS squirt one time using the come hither finger technique... I'd like more opportunities to play around with this.
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RHP User
7 years ago
I have no desire to. I've been with women who have though, and I've made a couple of them squirt myself. From experience I know that for some women the experience is fantastic, for others just exhausting, and for some others again it it is a totally separate experience from having an orgasm. Most of all I have learned that the majority of women are completely over men: 1. Thinking they can make all women squirt 2. Thinking it's the be all end all of sex3. Treating it like some party trick4. Making a woman feel like there is something wrong with her if she can't blow from her hole like a whale on cue Tell me I'm wrong.
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RHP User
7 years ago
Sources: personal experience and almost seven years of RHP forums.
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Swingingnudist
7 years ago
Im over women who think all men are to blame. Im over toxic femininity
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Swingingnudist
7 years ago
Personal experience from 12 years of reading RHP forums. Just saying
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RHP User
7 years ago
That was not part of my post, and I am damn glad all men are not like that. I'm also pretty happy 'all men', 'all women', and 'toxic femininity' are not real things. Happy Sunday.
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RHP User
7 years ago
I’m over anybody male or female who thinks their view is the view held by most/all other people. My experience with and limited knowledge of squirting is, - it is real and it is not pee. It does build up in the bladder and exits via the urethra (not the vagina) which is what lead to the it’s just urine myth and some women feeling like they need to pee immediately before squirting but it does not originate from the kidneys. Squirt fluid does contain traces of urine most likely picked up in the bladder and urethra but it’s chemical make up is otherwise very similar to that of “normal” vaginal lubricant we’re all familiar with, which also shock horror contains urea one of the main chemicals in urine but we don’t all refer to that as just pee do we??? - to my (limited) knowledge all women are physically able to squirt as the processes that happen in and (for want of a better word) the plumbing in the human body is generally the same except in some rare medical conditions etc but whether they are able to be stimulated in the right way or reach the level of arousal to do actually do it is an entirely different story. The same as not all women can reach a traditional orgasm in the same way. - a women who squirts would know far more about this than me but my understanding is squirting is not an orgasm but an entirely different feeling that some women enjoy and others don’t. I believe some women will squirt as a result of a traditional orgasm (an ex girlfriend of mine did this) but just because someone squirts doesn’t mean theyhave climaxed
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Girlzgotneeds
7 years ago
I recently learnt how to squirt and it is seriously the best feeling.... and my partner can't get enough lol. He gargles the kinky boy 🥵👌🥰
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blossom030
7 years ago
It's real...it happens....it's totally hot or wet..😈😈
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RHP User
7 years ago
So since this is a forum people can ask as they please.
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RHP User
7 years ago
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RHP User
7 years ago
🐳
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Funfourone
7 years ago
Like to see squirting all over the walls and floors
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MsSuperFoxy
7 years ago
Simple really. 12yrs here or not, you know posting rules and guidelines then? So don't go making fake profiles to have nasty digs at people, especially towards women in the forums. It is not cool. Just makes you look bitter and UNreal. 😉😊 Ms Foxy
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Swingingnudist
7 years ago
Superfoxy i don't have and have never had a fake profile..man enough not too. You are a serial pest finding fault in the posts submitted on here, plus others on here.. Remember your perception is not the same as someone else's . Problem with todays society is not enough men stand up to toxic false ladies like yourself which means you get a false belief in yourself Xx
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MsSuperFoxy
7 years ago
Are you taking the piss? 😁😉 Ms Foxy
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RHP User
7 years ago
Quoting 'SuperFoxxxy' Are you taking the piss? 😁😉 Ms Foxy confirmed
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RHP User
7 years ago
Sorry it’s only pee ... anatomically and physiologically impossibility for women to ejaculate 🤷🏻♀️ true story
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RHP User
7 years ago
I likes the cream squirter
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RHP User
7 years ago
You just need to practice the right technique! Also trust and a lot of attention on her is very important :)
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doublethefun69
7 years ago
Dynamic couple , pls don’t talk about things u obviously know nothing about ! It’s not urine proven ! It’s not water held in vagina !! It’s real it happens!!
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doublethefun69
7 years ago
Mumbles !! Great piece and all true ! Can say so myself from 25 yrs of getting women who knew nothing or werent able to squirt previously, to squirt by technique and they all were blown away from the experience!! Just saying 😜😜
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Funtobehad73
7 years ago
Wow I can’t stop laughing. Jeeeez aren’t these forum to help people to explore and to have a bit of fun. If so why are people so intent on making the post about (we’re not a sex toys or digging for gold) it’s not happening to you so relax. If two people are happy to try it and other’s are giving their views on how they have achieved it. Then all power to them. RELAX, HAVE FUN ISNT THAT WHAT ITS ALL ABOUT. Yep I think I best put my Kevlar suit n helmet on 🤣😂🤣😂
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RHP User
7 years ago
Let's put some facts on the table. No 1 squirting is real and for those women that do it, it certainly does seem to intensify their orgasm. No 2 the fluid is predominantly pee but is mixed with fluids from the Skene gland which sits between the urethra and vagina. Skene glands job is to lubricate the urethra. However if it gets highly stimulated like during sex or finger stimulation it will produce a lot more fluid than normal and this explains the different aroma and taste of the pee during squirting. No 3 if you are experimenting and trying to squirt try these things. Use a butt plug it gives a sense of fullness. Once you start an orgasm keep pressure on the G Spot to keep the orgasm going then start some urethra play, tease it, block it off, tease it, block it off remembering to keep that orgasm rolling with your G Spot play and soon you will find she is leaking pre as soon as you feel or see this hit the clit with some heavy vigorous action and you will have a squirting happy lady. Cheers hope this helps
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RHP User
7 years ago
Squirting is just piss.
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RHP User
7 years ago
I have been a squirter more gusher for years an gets very messy an wet I've met lots of ppl who I have drenched soaked etc they loved it I do projectile as well shoot distance love it pleasures many females an made them squirt as well
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hornymark
7 years ago
Lot of angry women on hear, lighten the fuck up
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hornymark
7 years ago
...and anyone who says it’s urine obviously has never done it and are extremely judgemental
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RHP User
7 years ago
If there are doubtful ladies out there see my post above. Happy to help any lady that wants to try. I'm a professional Tantric masseur so can help you find the sweet spot
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RHP User
7 years ago
For the naysayers and anyone else having difficulties you can try this tried an trusted method (I call it "ye ole faithful") :D Step 1 Prepare the lady, 4 or 5 strong cups of robur usually does the trick. Step 2 Prepare the area, I use my camping tarp but in a pinch you can use the shower curtain or just do it on her side of the bed. Step 3 Create an ambiance IE some candles and a small water feature can work wonders as the sounds of a babbling brook can at times produce excellent results. Step 4 Prepare yourself. A shower cap, nose plugs and swimming goggles work well and to add some fun to it and get her right in the mood you can wear a pair of flippers and some arm floaties too. Step 5 Insert a cork into her bum as a safeguard (we are after number one not number twos) Step 6 lie her back on the bed, knees up, legs slightly apart with a pillow under her bottom then sit on her tummy with your weight positioned slightly above and over her bladder area and start gently bouncing up and down increasing in speed and intensity. You can add some mood music if you desire and one of my favourites is Splish Splash by Bobby darin, and its a bit of a toe tapper too :D This should do the trick but if not repeat step one and six and I guarantee you will get soaked. Yes, I was a-splishin' and a-splashin' I was a-rollin' and a-strollin' Yeah, I was a-movin' and a-groovin' We was a-reelin' with the feelin' We was a-rollin' and a-strollin' Movin' with the groovin' Splish, splash, yeahSplishin' and a-splashin' One time I was splishin' and a-splashin' Ooh, I was movin' and a-groovin' Yeah, I was splishin' and a-splashin'
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hands4
7 years ago
“I have always been interested in a woman who can squirt but have never experienced it.” Hi OP, I was in a similar boat, and then in the last decade encountered a run of partners that did. As much as I empathise with your sentiment, it reminds me of the pointless and amusing virginal musings that we discussed during our teenage years over what “good sex” might be all about one day.... It’s uniquely different for each person, and there is a level of intimacy and trust sometimes required as not necessarily everyone is either interested, aspiring or confident and comfortable enough to be “ squirting for Australia” at the drop of a jet. . . There can be other hurdles to navigate through But have faith, as aforementioned above, there are “techniques” and I have no doubt that “birds of a feather do eventually flock together.... Good luck with your endeavours ;-)
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RHP User
7 years ago
To end this *is it pee or is it not pee* mass debate once and for all I propose an RHPee sexperiment.Im requesting volunteers to partake in an in depth experiment Ive recently devised. Im seeking two dozen or so mature ladies aged between 30 and 42 to pop around to my industrial shed next weekend. (first in best dressed girls) Participants will be required to consume a litre and a half of condensed asparagus juice before the event.My theory being is, that if squirt is in fact pee then the resulting fluids would reek with the pugnet sulfated odor of stale asparagus thereby ending the argument once and for all. To pee or not too pee, that is the question haha Spectators welcome and BYO piss :D
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RHP User
7 years ago
I squirted for the first time ever last week. It was quite the experience!!! I had no idea what it was until the guy I was with told me. Lol.
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RHP User
7 years ago
Are you actually real. Think you are a woman hater
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RHP User
7 years ago
This is a form of education and if men can't express there desires to make a women squirt then what's the point of having a forum. I think men are visual creatures and squirting is one of the most visual signs a women can show a man. Is it pee? who cares as long as both parties are aroused what does it matter.. Me personally I'm here for pleasure & some ppl are here are for stimulating the brain lol.. Superfoxxxy go to university lots of brain fucking there..
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