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June 28 2017

Last week I traded a plumbing job for sex... Have never done this before, what an afternoon! Any other tradies done this before? - Posted from rhpmobile

Comments

  • jenniecruising

    jenniecruising

    8 years ago

    For what you plumbers charge I think sex is getting off cheaply

  • EarthQueen

    EarthQueen

    8 years ago

    That's equitable. Nice! How do you work out the hourly rate? - Posted from rhpmobile

  • Seachange73

    Seachange73

    8 years ago

    I have a young fwb who's an electrician. I don't necessarily exchange sexual favours for jobs around the house. That would almost be a business transaction of sorts. Like prostitution? But can't judge you as don't know the whole background and your relationship with the other person With my fwb, he comes over, we have drinks and a meal or tapas. He just asks me if he can help me out around the place with little jobs here and there, being a single working mother. Most of the time, I'm good and nothing wanted except good company. but he has become a good friend. He replaced my light bulbs, chandeliers and ceiling fans or switches when I need it. And we get to role play too, the tradie abd housewife scenario ("Oh no! My husband will be home soon!! Put your ladder away!") 😄 Hope you enjoyed your tryst Op. Cheers.

  • Seachange73

    Seachange73

    8 years ago

    How did the trade off start? Who suggested the barter and why did you do it? Just curious. Thanks

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    I advertised online... We had an agreement for a straight swap! The trade was everything as described. Yes she got the better deal, but wants other work done... - Posted from rhpmobile

  • Sawadee

    Sawadee

    8 years ago

    Offered me a case of beer for changing the oil in her car today,, the little hussy... I declined ...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    But I might be tempted considering how expensive plumbers and electricians are now! ;)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Just let me know so I have all the correct tools...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Why you say she got the better deal? You must really rate your plumbing skills, or she was a starfish? Lol I'd say it sounds like a really fair trade ☺ - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Nibblemebi, it was not a small job and materials were included. The deal was well worth it both ways, certainly not a starfish! And yes was a good trade! - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    You say she got the better end of the deal? Ask yourself this. If she didn't need her plumbing fixed, would she even give you a passing glance? My guess is no, if so you wouldn't be having to offer plumbing services for sex. Given your story here us valid, I'd say you got the better end of the deal 😃

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    In people's homes a lot, very often single women, for me reputation is everything so I'd be very cautious about that kind of deal, but I certainly wouldn't say never. I have had a lot of flirting, lunches, coffees, wine and beers, even a bottle of rum or two, never been offered sex though. Shit, now I feel bad.

  • Sawadee

    Sawadee

    8 years ago

    I would also like to know who suggested the barter and why did you do it ?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Jayme2 if you read the post above you last , I posted an answer. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • EarthQueen

    EarthQueen

    8 years ago

    Give us the details? Also watch the Tropfest short film finalist The Furry Chequbook. It goes for 3 minutes. But on here it would probably be called The Shaved and Waxed Chequebook. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • Katkat

    Katkat

    8 years ago

    I do have few things to be done at my house need my garden to be mowed, broken window glass my son broke 😬 Hard being a single mum may be I need a handy man around the house lol but it's so hard finding the right person 😬 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • Sawadee

    Sawadee

    8 years ago

    I already looked above... but you still didn't answer the question asked.. ?

  • Sawadee

    Sawadee

    8 years ago

    Do you mean , a handy man with handy hands.. ? 😀 😃 🤓

  • Seachange73

    Seachange73

    8 years ago

    So do you have a list of plumbing jobs that equates to some sex acts? 😄 For example, 1. changing tap washers = handjob. ✊ 2. Install new kitchen or bathroom sink (without new pipes) = 30 min blow-out 👅✊ 3. Unblock sewage overflow (whatever, such a dirty job) = fisting,blowjob and rimming 👊👅✊ And list goes on. 😜 I need to know as I have plumbing work to be done. Haha 😳

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    😂😂😂

  • Hawt1

    Hawt1

    8 years ago

    I was for 20 years a Gyprock plasterer... "Filled holes" for a living, there are so many sexual innuendos for this trade it is not funny hahaha. Maybe because it is such a "Dirty Trade" I never had such offers.I did however have a FWB that used to help me on occasion... "Holding the long end" of the cornice for example. On one occasion she was feeling a bit frisky and insisted on bringing me some lunch, I did happen to be working from my stilts when she arrived. Next then I know she has me backed up against the wall fly undone, cock out and sucking it at the convenient height of right in front of her mouth. I did feel the need to dismount from my stilts for safety... took her into the back part of the building and bent her over there... a danger factor was included as anyone could've walked in on us. Had an exciting intense fuck with sensitive ears burning listening for the sound of anyone approaching as we both tried to muffle our moaning.Blew my load and watched it slide out of her and onto the fresh concrete floor... well we certainly christened that place... lol (we were long time FWB so had an understanding about RAW play). I still have all my tools and can twist my hands to many other handyman or mechanical jobs besides... If any ladies need anything done

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    ... but I doubt many attractive young ladies are in the market for some quid pro quo professional engineering consultancy. Although I did do an electrical apprenticeship before studying engineering so I am technically still a licenced electrician... if anyone is interested in a trade 😂 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Oh no, you might be surprised how much demand there is for engineers 😜 I had a whole bunch of old maps I was looking through again the other day. Old, some wartime, some huge, all I'm sure were originally folded by an evil person, laughing into their hand 😒 Unfolding? No problem, I'm good at that 😀 Just when it's time to refold and pack away, I needed you 😲