luvsilver

luvsilver

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Summer heat

January 11 2014

With Australia Day nearly upon us and most of the country going through some extreme heat I decided I would start a thread up for people to share their experiences. You know you are in the middle of a hot Australian Summer when. 1 You look forward to having a nice cold shower and due to your poly water tank getting low the water is nearly hot.2 Your balls are hanging so low they are banging on you knees Mr Luvsilver

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    You dry in 30 seconds after leaving the pool! Pusscat xxx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    tan and peel and tan and peel but you're still brown as a berry :)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    overseas tourists taking photos of the heat.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Your ceiling fan is hanging down limply, because the plastic is melting. I've seen it!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    When you walk up to your car you open your car door with your t-shirt pulled over your hand and you are terrified your seat belt buckle. . You also realise asphalt can go liquid.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    1. indoors all I can bear to have on are my panties and nothing more 2. outside the flies just seem to want to get into my nose, ears, mouth 3. after spending hours in an air-conditioned office, the short walk to the car feels like a death sentence

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    1. a brown snake slithers across your path ... 2. you can't hear the conversation over the cicadas3. even the pool feels like a giant bath tub

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    FUCKING MOZZIES!!!

  • MissBishere

    MissBishere

    12 years ago

    one of those ecards that said First person to complain about a day being "too hot" this summer is getting punched.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    55 tomorrow. Over 60 is getting hot. I'm not kidding you ask any one who works in deep open cut mines - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    You work up a sweat half way though toweling off after a shower.

  • wingman2014

    wingman2014

    12 years ago

    Your back is covered in flies and your feet are full of bindiis - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    to walk across the hot sand and they actually burn your feet more than the sand!!

  • luvsilver

    luvsilver

    12 years ago

    The stubby of Wild Turkey that was in your car explodes like a grenade. Mr Luvsilver

  • luvsilver

    luvsilver

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'Mesmerised' When you walk up to your car you open your car door with your t-shirt pulled over your hand and you are terrified your seat belt buckle. . You also realise asphalt can go liquid. My sisters and myself remember well the fear of a scalding hot vinyl back seat and shiny chrome seat belt buckle that could brand the GMH logo into your skin when getting into the family HQ when we were young. Mr Luvsilver

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    at this time of year, it's summer. Now if it was 40 degrees C in July, that would be newsworthy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    The ice in my Bourbon and coke melts too quickly !

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    My nail polish won't dry.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'Missb72' one of those ecards that said First person to complain about a day being "too hot" this summer is getting punched. When I moved her from Europe ten years ago I swore I would never complain it was too hot. And I haven't.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    ... out from that nice crispy cotton sheet, followed by the leg, chest, followed by the other leg then throwing the whole fkn sheet to blazes... Your pillow feels like its about to explode and you lay there like a limp duck waiting for that promised southerly they said would arrive about 2 hours ago.. Ahhhh summer, nothing like it.... Luvsilver... how true is that.. balls hanging to the knee's .. ? only wish mr happy was hangin with em...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'slidingdoors1' The ice in my Bourbon and coke melts too quickly ! drink faster

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    When you say "NO" to sex!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Too hot to be covered by sheets + mozzies =

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    You wouldn't take out the records, cause they would warp when handled.... Bringing a towel to the playground, just for the metal slippery slide......... If you look very closely you can see see the burn marks at the back of my thighs................. Any door in the house was swung back and forth, just to get a breath of air.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    When your motorbike stand sinks 3 inches into the bitumen. When your electricity bill is $1200, when there is an abundance of English tourists are in the emergency ward for 2nd degree sunburn