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Synchronicity, and feeling the need to share with others…

September 20 2007

NOOooo, grab the (slimy, hairy) soap and wash out your mouth, it’s NOT an attempt at a “serious” post at all, way too much effort. ANYWAYzzzz…I’m home alone, no-one to talk to, and getting (more) bored as the minute(s) pass (slowly) by. So…I thought I’d post summat crap!?!? **Press “Start”, the button clicks, the motor begins to whirrrrrr** …for some strange reason (nowadays), I rarely seem to get time (or the opportunity) to share body fluids with the fairer sex…disturbing, and quite frustrating, too, as my chewed fingernails can attest to… SOooo, I figured I’d do what comes naturally when faced with (said) situation...which is to take matters into my own hand(s)!?!? Then I pondered on the matter awhile, and decided to share this news (yeah, I know, the forum resounds with “you twat”), and the thought that mebbee I could synchronise and share my momentary “bliss” with others in a similar situation. So, I’m gonna have a quickie “off the wrist---mebbee NOT to much of a quickie really, as I’ve got some time to kill. Anywayzzz, I will be practisin the subtle art of self-abuse around 3pm (snooze-time) most afternoons, until I get fed up, OR my situation changes. Care to join me in the SAFEST of sex, ever. Yno, when everyone momentarily turned of the lights in a capital city, and it could be seen from space…well, as a slightly different take on that i'm gonna moan n groan (out LOUD) from the hills surrounding Perth, if you strain your ears, mebbee (just mebbee) you’ll hear me…I’ll listen out for you too. Have a good ‘un and enjoy natures natural “pick me up” ~~f~~ **jeezuz, fukkin jeezuz…one day I may have to actually meet the people who actually read the stuff I post, thatsa worry…nevamind**

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RHP User

18 years ago

Still dribbling I see

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RHP User

18 years ago

lost me

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RHP User

18 years ago

You'll be doing Radical Celibacy (or Wanker's Rap) and the thought of others experiencing the delight of their own stimulation at the same time has an inkling of the quality of sharing does it not? An orgy in isolation, feeding on images of all those bods engaged in carnal knowledge of themselves. 3pm in Perth is 5pm on the Eastern Seaboard. I thought I'd put that there so those of us in the East can synchronise with the western masturbators and join the shared orgasmic frenzy. Yours in solitary lovin'. Wild x x x LMAO

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RHP User

18 years ago

I read somewhere where we can purchase adult cyber toys which enable the buyer to remote masturbate an otherwise out of reach willing participant. Now some clever hacker is sure to find a way to synchronize many of these devices to one controller. In this way one could anonymously stimulate half the randy population of the world, who are wired to the Internet. Now that would surely set up a new entry for the Guinness Book of Records.

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RHP User

18 years ago

Tooo bloody funny! and amen to f**kin Jezus christ lmfao simply Xtra lmfao

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