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T Shirt Slogans
February 27 2013
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RHP User
13 years ago
I have a tshirt that says "My face is up here" written inside a huge glittery arrow! I will take a pic with it on tomorrow! The people that seem to love it the most are the old people on the streets lol...I love how it makes alot of people smile! xFunlovingx
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RHP User
13 years ago
At the boys are stupid throw rocks at them t shirts. My sons end up giving us their own back Icecream soothes those gender wars :)
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RHP User
13 years ago
I'm a Queenslander!! I loved that shirt.
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RHP User
13 years ago
A picture of 2 crows on a branch with the caption "Ättempted Murder" Science flies you to the moon, Religion flies you into buildings. You can't scare me, i have a Daughter. Just because i don't care doesn't mean i'm not listening.
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RHP User
13 years ago
"Atheists scream your name during sex"I bought that for an old girlfriend once as she constantly talked about some imaginary bloke when we were shagging. It was funny as she didn't believe in him.. ~laughs~
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RHP User
13 years ago
One day I'll get motivated and have the following printed on a plain white t-shirt...Novelty T-Shirt:-/
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RHP User
13 years ago
What if Google is wrong? No i don't have #*^#ing FLYBUYS
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RHP User
13 years ago
I (Mrs) have a T-shirt with a picture of Batman and Robin on it with the slogan 'Two super heroes are better than one' - it's funny 'cos it's true!
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RHP User
13 years ago
A womans t shirt in a gym read. If you like my rack you should see my snatch.
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RHP User
13 years ago
I have a tee that says "GODLESS" in that flowery "magic happens" type font. Favourite tee. Another one I've seen that I want is the sloga "Weapons of Mass Distraction" written over the boob area.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Saw it in a store in Fremantle years ago! The picture on the front of the T-shirt was: Two stick figures trying to shove a rather large child through an open car window but the child was stuck head first with his legs were poking out the door.The caption read: FAT KIDS ARE HARDER TO KIDNAP!I then walked outside, onto the footpath of the cafe' strip near Gino's, only to see a rather overweight man wearing the exact same T-shirt while eating an ice-cream.Priceless!
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RHP User
13 years ago
I saw a classic on a very pretty girl.It said "Dear Santa... I can explain."
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Smilingwithfun
13 years ago
I saw this on a girl once. Cocks come in 3 sizes- small,medium & ooohhh my god!
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RHP User
13 years ago
I recently saw a T-Shirt that had a figure of a bicycle rider with a big arse inside of a red circle with a line thought it. Caption underneath read: "Lycra Free Zone". P.S. Speaking of bicycle riders, if a group of them is called a 'Peloton', would a single rider simply be called a 'Pellet' ?
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RHP User
13 years ago
a t-shirt that says "..a hard boy is good to find" Hmm I should pull that one out and wear it again.
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RHP User
13 years ago
" I found Jesus" "The Mother Fucker was hiding behind the lounge all the time"
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RHP User
13 years ago
The best one I ever saw read "my girlfriend can't wrestle but you should see her box".
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'Extra_Spice' I (Mrs) have a T-shirt with a picture of Batman and Robin on it with the slogan 'Two super heroes are better than one' - it's funny 'cos it's true! Batman and Robin are heroes, not superheroes... there's a distinction.
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RHP User
13 years ago
I'll buy that. Quoting 'Otori' Quoting 'Extra_Spice' I (Mrs) have a T-shirt with a picture of Batman and Robin on it with the slogan 'Two super heroes are better than one' - it's funny 'cos it's true! Batman and Robin are heroes, not superheroes... there's a distinction.
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RHP User
13 years ago
I dunno, I think Christian Bale decked out in leather is pretty super!
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RHP User
13 years ago
Has anyone ever told you you look like Jeff Kennet? Maybe you could put that on a T-Shirt . . . .My name is NOT Jeff LOLMeanwhile I still love the T-shirt with the whales with the bubble saying "save the humans"
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RHP User
13 years ago
With Bad bush = ( and a picture of george bush)/ and Good Bush = ( a hairy" map of tassie") need to see it lol
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captainkaos
13 years ago
I don't have tourettes. You're just a cunt.
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wingman2014
13 years ago
Guy on Gruen Transfer had a cool T-shirt that had a picture of a sperm with the caption underneath Vini vidi vichi I came ..I saw..I conquered- Posted from rhpmobile
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Letsgetcrazy09
13 years ago
Many years ago, woman comes inside a shop "I nibble Nobbys nuts" Shortly afterwards the guy come in "I'm Nobby"
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RHP User
13 years ago
Especially for Christmas. Ho Fucking Ho Ho!
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RHP User
13 years ago
That said... . If you think I am a bitch you should meet my mother! . But LostFocus wouldnt wear it...
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RHP User
13 years ago
a very dear old friend of mine from chat and forums once took a photo of me at an impromptu gig with me in all black, playing my flamenco guitar. she had it printed on a t shirt with the slogan... "i write romantic songs for sluts" so wrong, but oh so right. moohahahaha
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RHP User
13 years ago
Save a virgin, do me instead.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Saw a thumping metal band play on a footpath in St Kilda many years ago. Two drummers, couple of guitars, and a petite young blonde behind a huge double bass. They were very loud and very fast.A couple of songs in this petite, cute, 20yr blonde stepped out from behind the bass to sing. By sing I mean growl, like a wounded grizzly bear.She was dressed in black jeans, black boots and black singlet top (of course). And on the front of the black singlet in bold white type was the simple message - "Suck My Cock".I still have a crush.Mr C
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'Wildreturns'"Has anyone ever told you you look like Jeff Kennet? " Dear Wildreturns, I trust you mean a YOUNG Jeff Kennett! I think it's the eyes. But yep, has been said. Gets me in for free when the Hawks are playing, but not so good along Commercial road!
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captainkaos
13 years ago
His t shirt said "YOU HAVE TO FEEL THIS FABRIC" I quite liked it. It made you think about what sort of material it was and whether he would mind if i did actually go up to him and feel him. lol.
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