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"THE CHARACTERS OF RHP" or "A TEMPLATE FOR A FORUM THREAD"
July 17 2013
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RHP User
12 years ago
Sounds about right to me.....
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RHP User
12 years ago
Gotta learn to shuddup!! Funny TC. Now bend over while I fuck you with this very dry unlubed strap on. :-)
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RHP User
12 years ago
You forgot at a point shortly after DG....... TongeCramps stalks in and makes an anti comment.I love you too.DG - (& considerably less than 1.5 pages)
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On_Safari
12 years ago
Now I can go to bed and happily plot murder.....agsinst some effing arsehole most probably male who sorely deserves it while Subgal laughs hystericallly as my "shotgun" and Paintme has me blushing with "Tales of the Unexpected" and Ms Minx buys me another gin squash and Wingman wants a lapdance while JayJay plots to play with us girls in Brisbane and AL soothes my spirit and Kizz goes Pew Pew in his chaps that Belladonna wants to remove and (breathless) Freya pits on her mona lisa smile and Foxy that profile pic is just plain naughty and sorry!!! But quite frankly I lovin' youse all as well!!! Kisses peeps Indy On Safari- Posted from rhpmobile
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On_Safari
12 years ago
I love love love my instant posting!!! :-D- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
fuck me... but I'm glad I flew under the radar for this one .....
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RHP User
12 years ago
You guys are hysterical... You too Indi, though you all forgot that Cold Ass Honkey will stride in and declare that Greeks either never do such an act or in fact invented it, Funlover cracks a self-deprecating joke, inspirit let's us all know she's done it twice sideways and will do it again when she gets to Perth again. Paint me gets her boobies out and asks what the question was? All of us drool at her boobies. A couple of earnest sucky blokes say something about respecting women. Loves youse all!! Lol
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On_Safari
12 years ago
And high cheekbones don't cha know!! He'll tell ya Greeks "do it betterer". ;-P Haha you pretty awesome too Awesome!! And yes have missed Funlover too and Cavey....hope he's ok out in the wilderness. Fly under what radar girl???? Lol - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
but Ms_Devious ....Can you sort that please because I have short term (but fabulous) memory for names ... Ms_Devious ... It is soooo you!!!!
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RHP User
12 years ago
Can we swear on RHP?
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Meeka100'Gotta learn to shuddup!! Funny TC. Now bend over while I fuck you with this very dry unlubed strap on. :-) You? Shutup? Never. And we've read too many descriptions of your, ahem, "equipment". We aint bending over!
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RHP User
12 years ago
Yep blue font, but, that's just to make up for the fact that I don't even have instant posting rights?
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'paintme'fuck me... but I'm glad I flew under the radar for this one ..... Not under the radar Paintme. But only so many characters can be included in the initial script of this play. There may be a sequel. Our casting crew has you top of the list - along with "The Honk", Cavey and many others.
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RHP User
12 years ago
As a lurker and seldom poster, I think you have nailed it lol.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Where the fuck is Cavey? We so want to see Cavey and Chev in the same forum thread......
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RHP User
12 years ago
I really do need to get a keyboard cover.(wipes up mouthful of tea)
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RHP User
12 years ago
We are characters aren't we. There's also Litonya and her vibrant, infectious, lover of life personality.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'paintme'fuck me... but I'm glad I flew under the radar for this one ..... I'm just a little disappointed.
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RHP User
12 years ago
That's only because you left out Freya. Obviously.
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RHP User
12 years ago
I'm just randomly dropping in - just want to comment that was awesome - certainly has me smiling this morning. Sooo clever!! Gypsy💋- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
there is a movie in this somewhere, or at the very least a short film. is tropfest still kicking? we should enter. great characters such as - the pidgeon eating dutchy the 40 yr old virgin union rep the ball kneeing Italian minx the gorilla greek the pack of reservioir dogs all wearing black dresses and carrying strap ons rather than glocks in their right hands the spell check Nazis led by awesome the set of immaculate tits on legs oh and the very humble president with the high cheekbones and gorgeous Spanish eyes bahahaha
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RHP User
12 years ago
Isn't it fantastic we are such a colorful bunch with so much insight of the human personality. I LOVE IT>I love the forums, I hear something new so often. I am pissed of sometimes but most times I am very very impressed. How can you people all know that? Hmmm very impressive, I am gobsmacked, hope this is the right Australian word.
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RHP User
12 years ago
I f a topic gets you thinking and talking it has done its job Plus to hear different views is great. However my topic on younger gal older guy never did get a decent answer as more people preferred to joke. Bugga
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RHP User
12 years ago
Just makes me belly laugh like Santa Claus!!!! Best thread I've read in a long time :)- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
In the "good old days" Nick Wilde would perhaps have been be tempted to throw in one of his "hand grenades"
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RHP User
12 years ago
So so true
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RHP User
12 years ago
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RHP User
12 years ago
Love it Just had the shittiest morning and you've all gone and made me smile again Minx
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RHP User
12 years ago
i always said rhp was better than the funny farm ,,,,,xxxxxxxcatherine
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RHP User
12 years ago
Actually laughed out loud!! Very clever, and accurate!!!
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wingman2014
12 years ago
Is pigeon holing a sex act?- Posted from rhpmobile
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On_Safari
12 years ago
Quoting 'wingman2013'Is pigeon holing a sex act?- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'TongueCramps' Where the fuck is Cavey? We so want to see Cavey and Chev in the same forum thread...... I'd love to watch that one too!
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wingman2014
12 years ago
Maybe like turkey slapping Coo coo coo Gobble gobble - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
The OP has spent too much time on here.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Mesmerised' Quoting 'paintme'fuck me... but I'm glad I flew under the radar for this one ..... I'm just a little disappointed. But maybe we could all just flirt around the edges
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RHP User
12 years ago
The chicacaras, mesmerised, paintme and I, playing around the edges.........there's a picture!- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
Congratulations to the OP, one of the funniest threads (and so close to the truth at times) I have read here in a long long time. I must admit I now have an overwhelming urge to start going thru all the different threads just to see what Chev has boasted about lol
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'cold_ass_honky' great characters such as - the pidgeon eating dutchy ... the set of immaculate tits on legs Which one am I? Or did you just want to mention me twice?
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'karynb'The chicacaras, mesmerised, paintme and I, playing around the edges.........there's a picture!A watercolour!
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RHP User
12 years ago
May I point out that all the friends I mention, well, I met them through the RHP forum! Although some have now left RHP, they have completely corrupted me & I am doing my best to continue their work and I continue to corrupt others in turn. ;-)
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RHP User
12 years ago
Great post TC. Funniest thing I have heard in ages.Like sand through the hourglass ......... lol
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Meeka100' May I point out that all the friends I mention, well, I met them through the RHP forum! Although some have now left RHP, they have completely corrupted me & I am doing my best to continue their work and I continue to corrupt others in turn. ;-) And you are doing a fantastic job if my experience was anything to go by.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Araps' Like sand through the hourglass ......... These are the lays of our lives?
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RHP User
12 years ago
I can not comment on UNION matters in this threadSORRY!
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RHP User
12 years ago
hahah now.. meeks... invite me over!!!
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RHP User
12 years ago
Hit the nail on the head with this op Very funny.- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
I do my best! ;-)
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Meeka100' I do my best! ;-) I'm having Meeka's corruption lessons withdrawals ...
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RHP User
12 years ago
Bahaha fucking funny as made my day cheers ;) - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
Hi! Tongue Cramps :0 Thanks for your overview of Forum Members I enjoyed it very much even tho; I feel a little rejected he!he! Seriously it was a very apt observation and shows the diversity of those Members who participate in the Forums, their Individual styles and why it such fun and very informative overall with the occasional bagging . Don't let that put you off1 Newbies you can learn so much from checking the Forums and posting too ... I'm enjoying it and will continue to Post My Threads and Replies.. Enjoy Lu :) .
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RHP User
12 years ago
Yes your comments very like the "Game Turkey" shoot I gobble you shoot I know you realize what I'm referring too Ha! ha! Cheers Lu :)
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RHP User
12 years ago
I am too vanilla for you Coops!!
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On_Safari
12 years ago
I just discovered I'm your ONLY FRIEND......does this mean there's a chance I've swayed the Union somewhat? Indy x
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RHP User
12 years ago
Cause it's true!
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Cheekyarses
12 years ago
Fucking brilliant!!! Love it
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RHP User
12 years ago
INDAGINE your really are my only friend. Now lend me $100 drinks night in Sydney will be on soon :)
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RHP User
12 years ago
I have had in ages... Thank you...- Posted from rhpmobile
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madotara69
12 years ago
I had a big cock, I would want to tell everyone because you woman need huge cocks to have good sex, bu I am not that easy and no way could I be available for all the times a big cock was needed. The best I could do if I had a big cock, would be by arranging regular viewing sessions, and maybe let one or two of the best behaved girls touch it, maybe!Mado
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abcplus1
12 years ago
Now where is that female v male argument????
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On_Safari
12 years ago
Shit dude that's nearly two frocks and a pair of kicks from my fave online store.....or a steampunk couture corset or skirt!!! I don't freakin' think so!!!! Sorry babe take your tatty arse elsewhere.... 😄 Indy xx
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RHP User
12 years ago
sexy
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RHP User
12 years ago
what an enjoyable read tongue..... your many endearing feelings and warmth shown to our crafty character's were much agreed and laugh out loud true...... without going into it like normal...I shall remove my silly hat in envious respect to you and say with a nod........ fukking awesomely and fantastically presented feature forum subject you have inspired im sure many with.......... thank you very much.... XXXXXXX SILLY INKEE AND HIS PARTNER IN CRIME..LITTLE WINKEE....HEHEHE......... CHEERZ
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RHP User
12 years ago
Thanks for the laughs!
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Kizza1973'INDAGINE your really are my only friend. Now lend me $100 drinks night in Sydney will be on soon :) EXCUSE ME??? Oh wait, you need that 100,- to ply me with booze all night. Awww, Kizz.
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RHP User
12 years ago
If we are ever looking for a real Thread topic they often turn up in sex secrets.this made me laugh. well done
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On_Safari
12 years ago
Nailed it Now where is that female v male argument???? Go to the UNION thread! Lol
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RHP User
12 years ago
Aww Mesmerised maybe i should borrow more ? You women at RHP drinks nigt drink like a fish !
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On_Safari
12 years ago
Kizz n Mes do I look like an atm machine or somethin'?
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'I_N_D_A_G_I_N_E'Kizz n Mes do I look like an atm machine or somethin'? Inserts ATM card in Inda's cleavage....now where does the cash come out?
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RHP User
12 years ago
Rofl !!! Fabricated realaty is priceless !!!!- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
wanders in from the bush, with her dyslexic computer pulls of the fluro mine jacket she threw on over her naked body thinks to herself, fuck how can I get this red dust out of my hair and shit those mine guys know how to make great fuck knots in the back of a woman hair when they decide to throw down a swag and take a lady to task. gets drink of water from the water bag , looks down at two hot naked mine guys and winks to the caste of characters on Rhp then looks at the boys, and cups her tits and says, there's gold in these hills boys and use your tongue to plumb the depts. of my cave. Lady T Up north some place south of bum fuck great post , you nailed us
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Meeka100'I am too vanilla for you Coops!! Ya could be right on this one I think all the women are to vanilla for Coops lol he wants it alllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'I_N_D_A_G_I_N_E'Kizz n Mes do I look like an atm machine or somethin'? how about you bend over on the night,and we can see if our credit cards work we can swipe the in that cute behind?
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On_Safari
12 years ago
Quoting 'Lady_Tuscan' Quoting 'I_N_D_A_G_I_N_E'Kizz n Mes do I look like an atm machine or somethin'? how about you bend over on the night,and we can see if our credit cards work we can swipe the in that cute behind? Quoting 'TongueCramps' Quoting 'I_N_D_A_G_I_N_E'Kizz n Mes do I look like an atm machine or somethin'? Inserts ATM card in Inda's cleavage....now where does the cash come out? Shakin' my money maker babies!!! haha personally Lady T would rather be where you are panning for gold in them there hills!!! Tonguecramps you can swipe away can't promise I won't chew your card though.....lol years ago a couple of "women" (term used loosely due to thier immaturity) and I ended up in a greivance thing at the end of which my permanent mate suggested we get a t-shirt made up for me, "All deposits gratefully accepted here" with an arrow pointing south, on the back "Withdrawals are given and usually float to the surface, like most of you shits." (sigh) I miss my boys!!!
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RHP User
12 years ago
Tc spot on Lady T you should try a drill fitter :-) red dust n grease
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RHP User
12 years ago
i have met women up for EVERYTHING!! just a little rare.... and its not so much i want everything in one hit... i just love to please and fulfill fantasies most other men wouldn't do.... so its not that i want it all, its just a case of being up for it all... if its a turn on for the woman, i will be turned on.. and that is limit less... it might be awful, disgusting, painful, embarrassing.. whatever it is.. if it turns her on, i will try it.... and if i know she is getting her rocks off from doing it, i will be hard as a rock and loving it!!!!!vanilla - extreme kink.... i am here to please and wont say no, IF (that's a big if)... if i believe its a genuine turn on for the other personso dont be shy meeka... lol
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RHP User
12 years ago
That was fucking gold! I have not read any of the ensuing comments cos i dont need to!Fucking FIRST CLASS AND CLASSIC POST EVER OP well done!!!--On knees worshipping ...--
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RHP User
12 years ago
Although Coops sounds like the token guy with the big cock... he iS the guy with the big cock, and can deliver all he promises... (and lovely too xxx)just saying
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RHP User
12 years ago
-- on my knees worshipping again-- please may I be your apprentice ?????
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RHP User
12 years ago
...and TongueRamps will chime in loudly and furiously at any post not sensitive to retards or mental health issues...
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'tickled_kink'...and TongueRamps will chime in loudly and furiously at any post not sensitive to retards or mental health issues... But nonetheless won't apologise for that stance - too many are ignorant on the issue.
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RHP User
12 years ago
No apology required, it's a passionate humane stance worthy of coment.
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