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THE RHP ALPHABET SEX POEM

September 08 2013

A is for ARSEHOLE, on here there are many. B is for BUMS, please spank ours a plenty. Now C is for CRUNT, but that word is forbidden, So let's make it for COCK, and let it be ridden. There was a third option, we could have said CLIT, But reality prevails, the boys couldn't find that sweet bit.... Oh wait! So many words - what about CUM? It can go in your pussy, mouth or even your bum! Meanwhile D stands for dick, and that's the same as a cock They get thick, they get hard, and doesn't that rock? However E is a puzzle, and not much comes to mind, So let's go straight to F, and here we have a great find. For we say the word FUCK! FUCK, FUCKITTY, FUCK! Say it over and over, just for good luck!!! Now G is the easy one, it stands for the SPOT! But fail to find it, and you just might get shot.... Time to go back, for we've thought of something for E Its sort of, but not, like having to pee.. EJACULATION! That's right, that wonderful spurt, That may end up on your face, HAIR or even your shirt! See how we did that? A quick H we slipped in! But to be fair, the connection was thin. And so we'll have to try harder, on the very next letter, But this one is I, how shall we get better? Hmm, we'll cheat just a little, and with twinkle in EYE Fill you with cum, in your bum and your pie! We must admit now, we are out of air, And it might be time, just to be fair That we take a short time, to have a quick rest And return sometime later, to continue in jest!

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RHP User

12 years ago

You guys are the best! J is for JISM, jammies, juicy and jolly good rogering.

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RHP User

12 years ago

So funny! We DID NOT type "CRUNT" in our poem! It got changed! hahahaha

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RHP User

12 years ago

It really is "the forbidden word"...

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RHP User

12 years ago

A is the Anus friends with B and her Big Breasted Boobs.C is the Cunt that never used Condoms and had D right up the Duff.E has a Erogenous zone and F is the Fuck that can not find it. With G still hunting for that Glory hole or G-spot.H the Hymen lost and Hungry remembers I from their last Intimate embrace .J had his Juicy sex Job and loved to jump H I and K while still in his Jocks way back thenK is a Kiss and L with Lust, join M with a very lovely Muff. N with his silent friend are still being Knobs.O is the Orifice, that P will Pee in with every very Q letter for Queer.R is being so Rude, as S makes her Squirt, as T loves her Tits being wet.U is with Urethra sounding so hot, joining W being Wicked and Wild.X watches XXX porn as Y Yells a lot at V for being so Vaginally late (pun)And in the end Z is the only one we all get to hear ZZZZ.What a wonderfully sexy alphabet we have got.Sorry but I must try.

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RHP User

12 years ago

Which on here comes in all forms :) L is for LUST which abounds in plenty.......- Posted from rhpmobile

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RHP User

12 years ago

Very good TC can't wait for the next installment!- Posted from rhpmobile

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RHP User

12 years ago

A is for Angelic,It was how I tried to pleaseB is for Bedrooms,eyes and mattressesC is for Cunning liguists,who never ever,sneezeD is for the gorgeous,Ms VonTeeseE is for the only zones that matter...F is for the joy of fucking ,with lots of sexy patter.G is for, ''OOh yeah, that's just the spot''H is for Heaven and just a small amount of hell.I is for the Intensity of all the big,big OOOOOs that women yellJ is for the Jelly Rolls,thatI think are so very swellK is for all the luscious,long and dreamy KissesL is for all the Lusty Babes and hunky male dishesM is for the Mystery of sex and cyber spaceN is for the Nasty that we all love to do O is for all the Onanists that dwell in this placeP is for the Passionate and love that is trueQ is for all the Queers like me and youR is for the Rimming S is for the SinningT is for the trussing and tying of knotsU is for the Uninhibited and randyV is for Vaginas ,now all fashionbly smooth plotsX is how what you all do is rated Y is for all the ''YES,YES,YESSES''Z is for Zebra,once was my profile picture,but that was before the mods became much stricter.

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BrightBubbly

12 years ago

I am not even going to attempt my own...Can't wait for TC to finish.

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Cheekyarses

12 years ago

That is so cool! Love it And I prefer crunt 😜- Posted from rhpmobile

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RHP User

12 years ago

A is for adoration some of which everyone deserves B is for breasts, beautiful in all shapes and sizes C is for caress, good for starters D is for drool, or desire both good to inspire E is for erotic, which is great F is for fishnets which everyone should wear once G is for gentle sex which feeds the soul H is for hands, so nice to feel I is for ice to add spice J for juice which is needed and nice K is for kinky which adds variety L for lust which drives this site M is for muff becoming rarer but still nice N is for nipples........see D....mmmmmmmmm O for orgasms of which we all deserve many P for panties, a fetish for some Q is for quiver so nice to cause R is for rough a contrast and nice change to G S is for snogging because I like the word T is for tantra, worth a try U is for ubiquitous which sex is V is for vulva. the gateway to pleasure W is for wax which makes everything smooth X is for lovers good and bad Z is for zonked which I am after good sex or alphabetising

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RHP User

12 years ago

You're fantastic at Poetry and know your stuff.You should do an Alphabet Poem about Forum Posters and using their Profile names?FOXYI would but I'm not very skilled in that area. :(

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RHP User

12 years ago

Quoting 'SUPERFOXXY'You should do an Alphabet Poem about Forum Posters and using their Profile names? I had a go, but their are at least four regulars per letter. You'll have to throw a dart to pick one for each!

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RHP User

12 years ago

So did I Ms.M....hehe that's why I passed it to Freya... ;) FOXY- Posted from rhpmobile

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