M67

THE measurement

November 30 2008

profiles give us males the option of penis length as 6 to 7" , 8 to 9" etc, which is fare enough. We all know where it ends, but where do you take your measurement FROM? I go from the back of the neck lol. Does anyone know the accepted "from-to" position? PD

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RHP User

17 years ago

I often kept asking that very question... in the end i give up.. i just measure from the tip of my thumb to thetip of my index finger stretched out.. lol

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RHP User

17 years ago

Penis length is defined as the linear distance along the dorsal side of the erect penis extending from the mons veneris to the tip of the glans. In terms you and I would understand, this means the penis length is measured in a straight line on the top side of the erect penis, from the skin of your belly to the tip of your penis. Penis circumference is defined as the linear distance around the widest, thickest, part of the erect penis (see below). 1. Stimulate yourself using your method of choice until your cock is hard as a rock. 2. Place your ruler on the skin of your belly, at the base of your erect penis. Do not press in against your belly, why cheat yourself? 3. Press the ruler against your penis and read the nearest quarter-inch measurement at the tip of your penis. this came from a website for penile enhancement -- getting the measurement right before you get the enlarging treatment thingo bizzo. xxSoubiii

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RHP User

17 years ago

Thanks soubii, very interesting, but what if you have a bent dick? (not that theres anything wrong with that lol) do you bend the ruler around the twist or lose on the short cut lol. PD

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RHP User

17 years ago

Loling at "the enlarging treatment thingo bizzo" Good one girlie, tickled my funny bone. Viking

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Loveknot

17 years ago

judging by what is put in profiles here, one would think that there is a plague of 8" to 9" inch cocks, ahhhhh if only it were true, maybe this post will sort it out! Grab ya rulers boys!! xx

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RHP User

17 years ago

bugga i'm gonna have to downsize lol PD

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RHP User

17 years ago

Go Soubiii explain it the males LMFAO TIT

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RHP User

17 years ago

Mmmmmm, What big hands you have, sparts . Hahaha Leelee xxx

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RHP User

17 years ago

hehe perthdom, there certainly isn't anything wrong with having a bit of schwing in your schlong. maybe they should put in a new section next to Length.. Schwing - Yes or No. Angle of schwing - Up, Down, Left or Right. but then men will want to know about the specific perk or droop of us chick's boobies - Perky... Jiggly? Full, Long? LOLLLLL, gawd i dunno.

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RHP User

17 years ago

I guess thats it, us guys cant fake anything lol thanks people PD

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RHP User

17 years ago

How and where it is measured, the lies are in the hands of the measurer. Ability to use and please with it are the real issue. How long is the tongue? really, it can sure give great pleasure:) Something fat and long maybe vanilla great for some males egos! Surely it would be absolutely out of this world if it was gently presented and not forcefully burried into ladies bodies. Give me the facts before the crap PLEASE Measure yourself as 8-9" and when put out for play is less than a fistful, don't cry foul when you can't supply the goods and play is suddenly turning to ice-blocks(: Upfront 'HONESTY and TRUTH' is best for all for enjoyment bliss, skiting and bravado sure is great sex for you in all situations; but does nothing for us others.

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RHP User

17 years ago

my cock is terrified of rulers or cameras and shrivels up in angst at the sight of either. i seriously think i need to get it a shrink... hang on, that doesn't sound right??!! LRE (with the shy willy)

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RHP User

17 years ago

There is too much focus on length and not enough on thickness. Thin, thick, very thick. It doesnt work I've been asked more than once "How thick is very thick" So they still do not know what thick or very thick means. So, how thick is thick, and how thick is very thick. How thick might be too thick. Or is there no such thing as too thick. If we just had a diamater in mm like length it would make it simple to know exactly how thick. Not just and ego trip for men. Women could experiment with zuchini in various diamaters to see which one fits just right. Then knowing the diameter they could select a shaft of the length and thickness desired on RHP. Younger women more inquistive about large ones could get some experience of size without the risk of pain and then know what their limtis are could choose the thickness. As far as length goes, if it doesnt go all the way in then you just stick less in. But if it is too thick, you cant just stick less in because anything you stick in is going to stretch to the dimension of the shaft from the start. So thickness needs to be given a dimension becuase "thick" doesnt give any dimension at all. Then there would be a clear specification in both dimensions and those of us with more thick than long would fair representation to those who have long. We constantly see listing of women wanting 9 inches at least. No mention of thickness. Thick as what, 2 thick noodles Id prefer to see the X x Y inches of preference in these expressions of dimensional desire. Anyway.......wot eva Merry Christmas..

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RHP User

17 years ago

Hi Probity. Another good positive response. One cant easily increase length but thickness can be with suitable sexersise. Maybe it would be too clinical with exact measurements? The ladies too would have to measure and post how far their pussy would stretch b4 being uncomfortable. It takes 2 to tango. You mentioned Zuchinis to find out what is comfortable. Excelllent! Years ago I used to buy them looking for nice shapes. You know ones that looked like cocks or dildos. I am sure the greengrocer knew what I was up to lol. I was also going to grow my own but never did. My thoughts were to put constrictors on the zuchinnis as they grew to create nice shapes, knobs and bumps etc. This year I will do it just for fun and let Venus pick the crop. If it works I will make a post on growing zuchinis. Maybe there could be a new competition in RHP pics section or at the Royal show or maybe sexpo? It would be fun. And after the fun one can always have a pussy flavoured Zuchini salad. Mars why no girth Posted by: Probity Date: Dec 25, 2008 There is too much focus on length and not enough on thickness. Thin, thick, very thick. It doesnt work I've been asked more than once "How thick is very thick" So they still do not know what thick or very thick means. So, how thick is thick, and how thick is very thick. How thick might be too thick. Or is there no such thing as too thick. If we just had a diamater in mm like length it would make it simple to know exactly how thick. Not just and ego trip for men. Women could experiment with zuchini in various diamaters to see which one fits just right. Then knowing the diameter they could select a shaft of the length and thickness desired on RHP. Younger women more inquistive about large ones could get some experience of size without the risk of pain and then know what their limtis are could choose the thickness. As far as length goes, if it doesnt go all the way in then you just stick less in. But if it is too thick, you cant just stick less in because anything you stick in is going to stretch to the dimension of the shaft from the start. So thickness needs to be given a dimension becuase "thick" doesnt give any dimension at all. Then there would be a clear specification in both dimensions and those of us with more thick than long would fair representation to those who have long. We constantly see listing of women wanting 9 inches at least. No mention of thickness. Thick as what, 2 thick noodles Id prefer to see the X x Y inches of preference in these expressions of dimensional desire. Anyway.......wot eva Merry Christmas..

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