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Tell us how not to seduce you...

November 27 2018

Ladies, You've all had them, the hopeless romantics that reek of loneliness and shame. The dick pic dude, who's face must be terrible considering the pic he lead in with. The guy who doesn't realize you already have 10 messages just this week saying "I'm gonna make you cum so hard..." or "you won't regret it", and you're not looking to grow the collection. For every Prince Charming, there's 100 Baron Repulsives having a graphic conversation with them self in your inbox. So maybe we can work together. Maybe won't make a Prince Charming, but an Earl Not-that-bad is a start, right? Now, it would be too easy if you just told us what to do, so let's make it interesting. Let's see your nightmare courtier. Could you walk us through, step by step if you're willing, the worst attempt at getting into your pants that you can put together? All the tropes, all the questionable advances, sleazy lines and unflattering photos. Let's see if knowing what exactly not to do helps some of our would-be Tristans find their Isoldes.

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sw1ng3rz

7 years ago

Guys who have tracked you down on kik then send cock pics before even saying hi earns a block Also if they can’t have a laugh at themselves. Life is too short to be so serious all the time. Need to be able to take the piss out of yourself.

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RHP User

7 years ago

The unsolicited dick and cum picks.. the object held next to the dick for size comparison pics The hey let’s fuck as an opening msg... The erotic novel approach.. The ‘hey my partner can’t make it but I can’.. (More than not coming from a male) The my partner doesn’t know I’m on here but if you pretend we’re old friends she’ll be fine with it and come around in no time...

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RHP User

7 years ago

@redmustang The my wife doesn't know but let's pretend we're old friends and she'll go along with it must be a common concept. Had the same insulting messages ourselves

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RHP User

7 years ago

Quoting 'sweetnsensual' @redmustang The my wife doesn't know but let's pretend we're old friends and she'll go along with it must be a common concept. Had the same insulting messages ourselves I actually hadn't heard of before!Let's pretend we're old friends........yeah nah.Jeez some men have absolutely NO respect or consideration for their partners do they!!They just don't even deserve to be attached/married.

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RHP User

7 years ago

I'm not going to tell anyone how to 'GetMe'. You will have to figure it out yourself. I would recommend the two sentence read for my ideal partner.

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RHP User

7 years ago

The last msg I received was one sentence - "Do you want to see me cum and then eat it?" I'll let you imagine what my reply was before I hit the block button.

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RHP User

7 years ago

Actually after looking at it again I was way too generous in my interpretation of his literacy. It was actually - "wanna see me cum and eat it?" I wonder how much success he's had with that one liner. I can only imagine how many women are lining up replying "Oh yes please!!" Lmao.

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sweetas_j

7 years ago

Evie666 - I had the same message tonight too! Instant block. I’m guessing he’ll soon realise his success rate will be zero. Or maybe he doesn’t care lol

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sweetas_j

7 years ago

And then to top it off, he asked if I would sell my g strings....

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RHP User

7 years ago

Guys who try bring up how hopeless other guys in the hope they will look good in comparison and also for tips on what doesn't work.

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Freaky_Fun

7 years ago

Bahahaha l got that one too 😂😂 When l said not in in this lifetime he replied "ur boring" Yep that must be it 😂😂

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Freaky_Fun

7 years ago

Nearly as good as today's message. Him: "wanna fuck me and my gf" Me: nah I'll pass thanks Him: "you can put things in my ass" How could l refuse that 😂😂😂

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RHP User

7 years ago

I seem to have rustled a few jimmies with my post. Didn't mean any harm, I was having a laugh.

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RHP User

7 years ago

Have kids organised.Be here @ 7pmBring lube and a dwarf I'm just so over it. Whats the fascination about dwarfs??

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RHP User

7 years ago

Six of every seven of the bastards isn't Happy.

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RHP User

7 years ago

Gr8... They’re at the right height 😂😂

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countrytouch82

7 years ago

Dwarves... Snow White was in the bedroom feeling grumpy, but grumpy left, so she started feeling happy.

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RHP User

7 years ago

Seems like ‘wanna see me cum and eat it’ did the rounds last night. Instant block. And seriously. If u r going to message - pls do better than “how’s your Wednesday going?” How does anybody’s Wednesday go FFS!!!?? 😂

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RHP User

7 years ago

Ewww!

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RHP User

7 years ago

I’m so disappointed by what I’m seeing here, I’ve never had sex with a dwarf and didn’t get the “wanna watch me eat my cum?” Message. Why am I even here?!?

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