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Temptation...
October 15 2016
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MissBishere
9 years ago
I am unfamiliar with what happens to you there however if it involves alcohol frivolity or debourcherous activities then push on I say
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RHP User
9 years ago
I have just realized that it's a full moon! MissB says go for it and Shells says consult the force, so I guess at this stage its looking like the affirmative. (And yes, Shells, my arse is just fine at the moment).
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RHP User
9 years ago
I don't think my brain has recovered from Obi's last trip there 😂
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RHP User
9 years ago
Well.... this is another odd question... posted in full knowledge that it will take hours for others to reply, by which time are you really sitting, waiting for the opinion of others? I expect... you've gone and done whatever it is you're asking us if you should do or not. To wit, Im wondering wondering what the purpose of asking really was
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RHP User
9 years ago
I'm hanging waiting for the follow up report on this Missed you obi, you should come see us more often
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AnnieWhichway
9 years ago
You wont feel a thing
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RHP User
9 years ago
GIVE IN.
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RHP User
9 years ago
Be sure your saber is on stun(ning). Ok, ok...mix of SW and ST but you get reference..... - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
9 years ago
Im on my way to CrackHore with my camera at the ready. We need this shit on Pornhub dude!!!
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RHP User
9 years ago
Star Log - 4:30pm Sunday October 16. Got lost last night trying to make it from Spring Creek to the Cracow Hotel. Ended up stuck in the Precipice National Range. Nothing to report from that except that I met a nice pair of possums (Wendy and Bruce). Am embarking on second attempt to make it to Cracow now via alternate route. Note: there is something in the air, the day has been hot, and I can feel it in my bones that tonight is going to be large. If I can make it I have decided to take a pic of my bare arse whilst having a drink in the Cracow Pub (just for you Shells!). Oh, and I will write 42 on my bum as well (for SS). ML- I asked the question (like most of the stuff I post) .... .. simply because its a shit load of fun (and the Forums oft get a wee bit serious). And if I do happen to get kidnapped by Aliens (again) and subsequently probed (again), then at least somebody will know where I am and come rescue me. X Obi1
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RHP User
9 years ago
But how will I recognize you? PS: You should grab a few fellow Pies on your way there and make a night of it (Aliens or not). X Obi1
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RHP User
9 years ago
You will recognise me. Remember E.T with his extended finger pointing skyward, with a light on the end? Well, I'm thinking I could dip my strappon into some glow in the dark paint.....
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RHP User
9 years ago
and I am pissed as a noot! Pic tajen, winning at pool, written on the wsll and wverythungn. Xx obi/
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RHP User
9 years ago
dear moon so bug innthe sky like a big ... Thing. Watchinh tge allens probing my ring. Stuck out in tge paddock So flat and so sparse Alllong comes old snowy dog And has a lick on my arse. An thats aboit it from me toohight. Ooni1
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Lovinit28andKC72
9 years ago
How it all went Obi1, we are still waiting for photos 😊
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Lovinit28andKC72
9 years ago
I see the photo now, true to your word as always 😊
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225Special
9 years ago
obe, hoping you haven't ended up bent over a log again, and if you have and old Snowy dog turns up, wishing that he has soaked his tongue in aloe vera to sooth your stretched sphincter.
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RHP User
9 years ago
Having recovered from our little trip into the big smoke of Cracow on Sunday night, I enclose the following report. The evening started as planned, $10 in the Juke Box, a few Jacks, and an open pool table. Quite a few Jacks latter, things started to heat up (as they tend to do in these country pubs), with the arrival of a local, bringing the crowd up to 3 of us (barmaid and a small dog excluded). Absolute pandemonium broke out after that when the small dog (I forget it's name) retrieved the white ball from under an old antique stove and took off down the road with it. By then the place was jumping and getting quite packed at the bar as a load of backpackers arrived. I felt a little sorry for the overwhelmed barmaid as all 6 of us vied for her service. Far too many drinks after that and one of said backpackers (I think her name was Azumi) wrote what was supposed to be 42 on my arse but she got it wrong and wrote 44 instead (slight problem with translation). That was thankfully corrected by her friend (Yanni?) so all was good. Things got a little blurry after that. I do know that I wrote on the wall (as is customary at the Cracow Pub) and after a spit if bush poetry, a went for a wander up a dry creek bed where I'm pretty sure I saw a Yuzzum. XX Obi1
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RHP User
9 years ago
That should have read "spot of bush poetry, I went" (Azumi typed the above for me and there is still a problem with translation). PS: A big shout out also to "Yummy", "Helmuth" and "Thor" (from whatever country they are from). Obi1
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RHP User
9 years ago
Quoting 'Mischeviouslad' Well.... this is another odd question... posted in full knowledge that it will take hours for others to reply, by which time are you really sitting, waiting for the opinion of others? I expect... you've gone and done whatever it is you're asking us if you should do or not. To wit, Im wondering wondering what the purpose of asking really was Fun? Entertainment of others? A bit of banter?? Have to say I love a bit of banter - especially harmless fun banter
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RHP User
9 years ago
I SO want to know what happened last time! *so many delicious, evil ideas running amok in my mind
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RHP User
9 years ago
Betty, it's interesting that you mention banter. According to my old mate Joe Dhongarma from South Africa (he is a large unit who used to jump at #4 for us in the Murrimbugee 2nd XV's - we used to call him "Large Dhonga" and so did the local girls for some reason but I have never know why 'cause they never played rugby). Anyways, Joe used to tell us about a beetle that the people from his home village used to eat. It was called the Banter Beetle (pronounced "Bharnta" Beetle). The interesting thing about the Banter Beetle was that if you ate one it would enhance your sexual arousal. Men would get prolonged erections and women would also become similarly aroused (irrespective of whether they had a penis or not). The other interesting thing about this particular beetle was that if you could refrain from eating one and just followed it instead, it would eventually lead you to a spot where a water carrying root was buried in the ground (very handy if one lives in an arid area). The point of all that is that Banter can arouse you and may eventually lead to a satisfying root. Xx Obi1
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RHP User
9 years ago
Quoting 'Obi1Kenietzsche' Betty, it's interesting that you mention banter. According to my old mate Joe Dhongarma from South Africa (he is a large unit who used to jump at #4 for us in the Murrimbugee 2nd XV's - we used to call him "Large Dhonga" and so did the local girls for some reason but I have never know why 'cause they never played rugby). Anyways, Joe used to tell us about a beetle that the people from his home village used to eat. It was called the Banter Beetle (pronounced "Bharnta" Beetle). The interesting thing about the Banter Beetle was that if you ate one it would enhance your sexual arousal. Men would get prolonged erections and women would also become similarly aroused (irrespective of whether they had a penis or not). The other interesting thing about this particular beetle was that if you could refrain from eating one and just followed it instead, it would eventually lead you to a spot where a water carrying root was buried in the ground (very handy if one lives in an arid area). The point of all that is that Banter can arouse you and may eventually lead to a satisfying root. Xx Obi1 I love that story for so many reasons... obviously there's the big Dhonga bit ;) but also, despite the fact that I now live in Victoria surrounded by bloody AFL, rugby is my religion, my eldest plays and I'm his team medic... then, there's also the fact that we used to live in Mozambique, so Africa is also close to my heart :) Combine all that with erections, sexual stimulation and satisfying roots, and you have my kind of banter
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RHP User
9 years ago
Next time - strap one GoPro to your head and a second at the base of you back.....should capture quite a bit of footage to look over the next day 😉
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RHP User
9 years ago
Thank you for this thread...it has been thoroughly entertaining and I have enjoyed reading every post I think a recap of your previous experiences is needed for those of us new to the forums.
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RHP User
9 years ago
There's already a vibrator with a wireless cam so you can REALLY see what's going on in there
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RHP User
9 years ago
I know a few peeps that use a gopro to record certain... Activities, so its not a new thang', but they dont strap it to a helmet. Just put it on the table. But theres another niche market right there... Sex helmets. Lol
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RHP User
9 years ago
Those vibes are crap.they came out when I was still working at my friends adult store. Never sold one. Had a light on the end and you could see yhe inside of your vag on your screen. Not that any of the staff actually tried it, but watching the promo that came with it, it just looked all pink. Like when they stick a camera into your stomach. Couldnt see anything but pink. Lol ( not the singer)
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RHP User
9 years ago
A strap on with a GP cam? Lights, cam and action please. I've always warned them that I'm ummm ...thick?
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RHP User
9 years ago
Phoenix, Sorry but I can't possibly post any of that previous Cracow experience again. The whole thing was very confusing and far too traumatic (psssst.. and besides, I think that NASA have my phone tapped and are looking for me). Lol! X Obi1
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RHP User
9 years ago
I've heard the same thing, not that I have any desire to see inside my vagina lol
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