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The Art of Perving

February 24 2014

I think we all like to Perv . Sometimes it's irresistible ! Sunglasses are an indispensable tool . The reflection in a shop window . The sly cough . Occasionally , blatant Perving is an adequate way to convey a Message but more often than not , Perving is under-cover and inconspicuous . What techniques do you use ? What do you do if you're caught ? GG♒️ - Posted from rhpmobile

Comments

  • madotara69

    madotara69

    12 years ago

    ~grin~

  • wingman2014

    wingman2014

    12 years ago

    We have scanners that you sign the screen like an iPad . Being the dirty perverts we are , we always hold it down low for an attractive lady to scribble her signature on . That way she leans forward giving us an excellent view of her tah-tahs . Look out for it next time you sign for a package . - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Blush

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Then grin

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I tell people I have sensitive eyes but that's my perving tool ;) - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Sunglasses, mirrors and windows. When caught I smile and sometimes raise my eyebrows a little, then look away.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I keep looking :-) - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    To kind of cover your face as you perve infront of you to not get caught. Or the neck rotation to stretch it to get a glance. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Mouth open... Then my mind starts going through imaginary scenarios... Then I come back to now and generally they've gone and not even noticed me lol :D

  • luvsilver

    luvsilver

    12 years ago

    It used to be me that did all the perving in our relationship but two things happened. Mrs Luvsilver hit 40 and also went on a course of drugs at the same time for egg donation to a good friend .Since then she does far more than me including comments about who or what she would do . Mr Luvsilver

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I use public transport every day so it can get a bit boring. What better way to pass the time than perving? I often pretend to play on my phone, but keep on looking up at whoever has caught my eye. If eye contact has been established, I sometimes smile at them and then go back to my phone. If I get more eye contact as I get to my stop I'll give them a cheeky wink before getting off. I'm an incorrigible flirt and the day I stop flirting or perving is time to put me in a box

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Im hopeless at secret perving........I look, make eye contact, walk past suggestively, I am a massive big old flirt and even if it doesnt work, I have great fun doing it

  • madotara69

    madotara69

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'luvsilver' It used to be me that did all the perving in our relationship but two things happened. Mrs Luvsilver hit 40 and also went on a course of drugs at the same time for egg donation to a good friend .Since then she does far more than me including comments about who or what she would do . Mr Luvsilver Feel for you Mr Luvsilver, the ladies just seem to take off once they hit 40, if your energy starts to get behind peak physical condition, take a Berocca, brand new every time. Here for you mate Mado Mado Tara xx

  • Lovinit28andKC72

    Lovinit28andKC72

    12 years ago

    But it's a bit hard to wear sunnies at night, so I almost always get caught, then I just give a cheeky grin and keep on perving.......💋

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'Mischeviouslad' I keep looking :-) - Posted from rhpmobile Do tell. Is that a pussy whisperer technique? :P Don't you smile? Just a stare can be a bit disconcerting DG. Although I know ALL about body language. Do you face the lady and put your hands in your pockets with the thumbs pointing down at your penis?

  • Paradisepair

    Paradisepair

    12 years ago

    I have a gay male friend who really taught me how to properly check out a very hot guy. Before it felt naughty, now it's very normal. I tend to let my eyes linger, make a little eye contact before smiling and possibly wiping the saliva away 😎

  • On_Safari

    On_Safari

    12 years ago

    I may flash a huge smile before I just blurt out "OMG you're gorgeous, what silly woman untied you from their bed and let you out where you could be stolen?" Some are completely speechless, some giggle, some blush, some ask me out but EVERYONE feels good. Just lately I've been practicing on men in the real world and it's scary how successful it is!!! 😳 ~ Indy On Safari in the City

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I'm likely to stare. I have a real thing for wanting to fully 'drink in' the visual hotness. I can look and look and look, but I don't really connect. I can't flirt to save myself, far too self-conscious for that. It's a curse I tellya! - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Sometimes I've been in a world of my own , looking at nothing with my eyes wide open . Just happens that my eyes are looking in the direction of cleavage. Although it's an honest mistake , it also makes a good excuse if you're caught out . "Sorry I was daydreaming". GG♒️ - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Using all the usual tools, sunnies, mirrors etc, a good perv is always on the cards. If caught out by the pervee a quick smile or grin is offered. Otherwise a smack across the head lets me know it is Mrs J that caught me.haha Mr J - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I think looking at someone we find attractive is normal...I often find myself looking at beautiful men and women.having lived in italy the art of sitting outdoors watching people go by is a part of life..... Maybe blatant perving in front of your partner could be misunderstood...guys drooling at another woman isnt going to impress but appreciating someone together!!!!??? - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    What a great quote, I am gonna pinch it and try it out "..........if I can just remember the words

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    looking4quality So then You Abandon them and Leave 'em all hard 'n' helpless!