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The House of Jose is closing for spring cleaning...
February 25 2010
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RHP User
16 years ago
Go get em cowboy. Bout time we had ourselves a new fandangled sheriff!
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RHP User
16 years ago
i'm kicking over tables as we speak...BANG!...*brings gun up to mouth and blows the curling trail of smoke away*...just got another fukka as he sprinted for the door...BRING IT ON!!!!!!theSHERIFF
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RHP User
16 years ago
You're one crazy fukr Jose :p but why discriminate against chicks with dicks? Bring it on I say! I can't wait to see if the Milky Bar kid shows up... hell, why not bring on all the Village People! hehe Hugs Stalky
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RHP User
16 years ago
and for fucks sake....i ain't gunna sing for ya...but i might just make you sing!!!if the village people or the milky bar kid show up...straight into the cell they go...i'm a'chokin and i'm a smokin'bring it on!!!theSHERIFF
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RHP User
16 years ago
Where do we sign up....hahahso that means no strapons....lol..oxoxomummawhip in hand....he-he
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RHP User
16 years ago
Oh dear Jose.... Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear There is no more I can say ! xx Saturn
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RHP User
16 years ago
Hey Stalky, I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought of the Village People lol. How much gayer can it get?Sherriff huh hoseman? I think its a little sad you based your new persona on the American 'legend'. If you look past all the bullshit, you'll find that our bushrangers were a much tougher (and deadlier) lot. And you forgot the chaps in your checklist... a bum like yours is emphasised by chaps. Pfffttt to your sherriff.Viking
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RHP User
16 years ago
Oh dear from me too.. sweetpetite41
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RHP User
16 years ago
All i am getting is visions of Blazing Saddles...Heheheheh Cheers Nev.....and pass the baked beans!
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RHP User
16 years ago
ahahahahahahahahahahahaEarl ( aka captain midnight)
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RHP User
16 years ago
bushrangers had big bushy feral beards....well...the ones that i studied did anyway...and i'm in a different mode for a while...the real me is still here...just hiding away sister...and i'll be back when i'm all good again...but for now...i'm a gunnin'...so let's just see...if there's any good shootin' around...theSHERIFF...
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RHP User
16 years ago
are you fully loaded or just shootin blanks?...hehe
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RHP User
16 years ago
hahahaha lippy!!! PMSL PMSL PMSL sweetpetite41xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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RHP User
16 years ago
These are crazy times indeed!! lol
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RHP User
16 years ago
i'm considering deputizing ya...you and earl...oh yeah...and i'm fully loaded baby...i'm just waitin' to begin the smokin'...theSHERIFF
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RHP User
16 years ago
Gladly be your deputeeee but you know....they shot the sheriff.... 'Blows off my smokiiiin gun'....(in a manner of speaking..lol)
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RHP User
16 years ago
*claps hands and runs around excitedly* Is there going to be a clearance sale with ya spring clean? How much for the lollies in ya piccies teehee? Give ya a buck coz me thinkies some have been prelicked. xx Miss Honey xx <
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RHP User
16 years ago
that's why i want you protecting my backside...errr...so to speak...i was originally gunna ask stalky or ridge or the doc...but i dunno....don't feel so comfortable having one of those guys there...so...the big question is...are ya up ta the task of looking after my backside or not????...theSHERIFf *puts lippy's gun back in his holster*
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RHP User
16 years ago
Ah there are still some people that can bring smiles to dials around here, go get em
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RHP User
16 years ago
two questions though.1; did someone poison the water hole, and2; is there a snake in your boot.onya woody, ahahahahahahahaPs the deputy got shot too just the accussed claimed they didn't do it.been listening to eric doing bob.that just sounds wrong.deputy Earl. hopefully one of many.thought my days of cannon fodder were over, bugger.
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'mynameisearl2' two questions though.1; did someone poison the water hole, and2; is there a snake in your boot.onya woody, ahahahahahahahaPs the deputy got shot too just the accussed claimed they didn't do it.been listening to eric doing bob.that just sounds wrong.deputy Earl. hopefully one of many.thought my days of cannon fodder were over, bugger. yep, some buggas been playing with the waterhole...drained the fucka dry...and no snake in me boot...sheesh...it ain't that long...theSHERIFF...
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RHP User
16 years ago
Woody... Now that's a great nickname for a cowboy on a sex site. :p Good one Earl. HUgs Stalky
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RHP User
16 years ago
deputy Earl (aka captain midnight)
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RHP User
16 years ago
Wasn't there a guy ummmmm gaspaocho did the same thing?????
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RHP User
16 years ago
Not sure about being your third choice pardner but.. Got ya covered Jose'....Just don't go tellin me to get off like last time ok?
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RHP User
16 years ago
this deputy's gettin off on your new happy snapahahahahaahahahahaahhhaaEarl
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RHP User
16 years ago
I would like to put my hand up to be your tracker sheriff..I can sniff out any redskins , rattle snakes and Milky bars for ya..
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting '4nicake' Wasn't there a guy ummmmm gaspaocho did the same thing????? *scratches head*...oh what the heck...*scratches balls too*...hitches up pants...checks holsters...now...me don't know about any other sheriffs round here...but if ya wanna duel...hell boy...bring it on...*spits wh**ey's balls out on the ground*...theSHERIFF..
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RHP User
16 years ago
No. Hehe. hugs Gazpacho
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RHP User
10 years ago
Good for nothing but a laugh... hope you got one. Cheers, Peachy 🍑
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