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The RHP dickonary
February 23 2015
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Cheekyarses
11 years ago
Lmao... Well I have learnt something today x - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
= but not with Funlover. :(
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AnnieWhichway
11 years ago
If I don't find someone else on here to fuck, maybe I'll hit you up again. But not as much foreplay next time.....
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AnnieWhichway
11 years ago
That's because we are a couple and we waste so much of every ones time, there's fuck all time left.......
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RHP User
11 years ago
have you read this book an if you have what fantasies did you like or hate
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RHP User
11 years ago
sorry that was going to be a new post sorry lol
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RHP User
11 years ago
Will go down on you for hours! "Hours" magically turns into a few minutes before he gets fed up and asks for a blow job.
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RHP User
11 years ago
"You won't be disappointed" I'm really not sure what I'm doing, so I'm trying to convince myself here.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Doesn't want to have sex with me......Not today anyway.xxFreya
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RHP User
11 years ago
I'm open to more. If your any good I'll be back for more. - Posted from rhpmobile
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On_Safari
11 years ago
Something only a few of us can effectively get away with and still be adorabubble.....Courtesy of my friend in his declaration of loving everything about me including my "cuntishness" ...... Awwwww
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On_Safari
11 years ago
When my gut is sucked in and I can take my selfie quick enough that I don't pass out from the exertion I used to do this, hang on....I still do works especially well when in repose.....
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RHP User
11 years ago
Its ok hon , I can always boil my dick after. Safe sex= you provide all the condomsRHP scatt play = dumping on you from a great height Might be open to more = will be happy to sleep over and get you to cook breakfast Bi curious= i am curious about this so can you fuck my wife? Rimming= where the guy gets to lick a nice little clean pink one, and a girl gets to eat a hairy old smelly one Can Host = I live near a park or nudist beach Likes adventurous women= can i bring my mates? Does not care about what a woman looks like= I will bonk ya , so long as you have a big flat screen TV and fetch beer and pizza while i watch the cricket on it. I will call you means =( insert sound of crickets in here) Good sense of humor= pisses himself laughing when you get undressed. Boob man= never breast fed
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RHP User
11 years ago
Not today, sweet cheeks
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RHP User
11 years ago
I am up for anything = people that actually have no idea what is out there and freak out when you discuss the more out there kinks or young vanilla men that don't even realise they are vanilla. Pffftt 😛
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RHP User
11 years ago
Engage my mind,before you can have my body...well that's what I say if I think you is uggers...ooh look a big cock,consider us engaged 😜xxFreys
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RHP User
11 years ago
Play later = shake your hand and kiss on the cheek, then bend you over the coffee table and feed you tube steak
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RHP User
11 years ago
Rhp Hot =10/10 Real life hot =5/10 Rhp Average = 8/10 Real life hot = a face only a mother can love Rhp below average = 5/10 Real life = supplies own paper bags RHP fuckly= you still get a root Real life fuckly= you still get a root so long as your a woman. luv Cruealla
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RHP User
11 years ago
A GSOH......I tell great fart jokes,mother-in-law jokes ,and Benny Hill was my dad xxFreya
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AnnieWhichway
11 years ago
You have a vagina, I have a cock. Connects perfectly......
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RHP User
11 years ago
have said that I"m attractive.....mum and dad,Aunty Edna and Uncle Cyril ,and all the girls at Madame Bones xxFreya
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RHP User
11 years ago
What do you mean, you saw me modeling in a gay magazine!
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RHP User
11 years ago
Assertive= pushes in at a gang bang Not pushy= takes a ticket and lines up in a gang bang Likes cream pies= has his GP and pathology on speed dail. Submissive= but still cant take out the garbage when he is told to Alpha male= answers the phone when having sex if its his mother Man in Uniform= no a sports umpire does not count neither does a school grossing guard Likes to deep throat = until you go past the knob Mulit orgasm= has an academy award for most fake orgasms in a single session or prone to fits woman not looking for a relationship= opens the door in a bridal gown
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RHP User
11 years ago
"A number of women have told me I have a huge cock." Zero is a number, right?
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RHP User
11 years ago
A man who makes me laugh....,,Noooop I didn't mean show me a cock pic 😳
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On_Safari
11 years ago
Come on guys there have to be some female equivalents!!!
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RHP User
11 years ago
Athletic = i break into a sweat when flicking through tv channels
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RHP User
11 years ago
Yes my wife is bi= lies there while you go down on her, never touches you once
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RHP User
11 years ago
Yes Ive made heaps of chicks squirt= um ive never done it, can you show me how?
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RHP User
11 years ago
She stipulates she isnt after a relationship= texts 5 mins after you leave," Ive booked the church"
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RHP User
11 years ago
"I'm not afraid to ask for what I want so watch out" + girly or girls name + boob shot = guy, not girl.
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RHP User
11 years ago
lmao!! Brilliant summary of some facts:) Bi-curious girls = I fantasise about being with a woman who is allowed to go down on me and in return I might let my husband fuck her. Grrr - Posted from rhpmobile
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QLDtwo4fun
11 years ago
RHP years are are more flexible than calendar years.
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MsJonesy
11 years ago
often for business, so I can catch up you all the time.... I visit your town as often as Halley's Comet
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RHP User
11 years ago
eats, roots, shoots & leaves. Then gets run over by a big fucking truck never to be seen again :D - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
Just Coffee = When you finished your coffee and then you dont put out you never hear from them again.Just Coffee and a Biscuit = If I go away and come back in ten minutes. Thats a 2nd meet will you fuck me then. Looking to make new friends = I just want to stick my dick in you. Couples Cam = Just a man having a wank No Idea = I'm not in your age rang (40-50) but (he is 22yrs old).
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IamMrSilly
11 years ago
when I see these, I think they mean.... I am looking for a 'friend with benefits' and nothing more. = I didn't take the time to fill in my profile with what I am really looking for so good luck trying to guess. Smoking says "Ask Me" = I smoke like a chimney. My Redhot Fantasy = I had to choose from these lame fantasies that RHP gave me in a list, so I chose this one but really it does not resemble any of my fantasies at all. Read my profile = Read and Re-Read it because watch out if you contradict it! Hi I'm a woman , XX years old, seeking other fun people. = RHP likes to state the obvious on the default profile generator, this is all evident above in my profile information... Unlike me, those other people on RHP are looking for not so fun people.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Yes, the couples who want you to watch their cams......just the guy. You..."wheres your wife?" Him..."oh, shes in the bathroom...shower...shopping...visting her auntie...painting a mural in the lane way" ....... At least the offer I had of "Lets meet in the park near you when its dark for a root' was honest and his intentions perfectly clear!
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RHP User
11 years ago
Liar Liar pants on fire
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RHP User
11 years ago
Just as long as Mum doesn't find out. Or my wife. Or my three sons. Or any of my friends. - Posted from rhpmobile
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Two_Tarts
11 years ago
a place where you go to show just how insecure you really are. But it's ok because we can all see that you look much younger than that ;-) xxx
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RHP User
11 years ago
...is that like "I love everything about you...but your a total bitch!"? It's a quality(?) few can get away with.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Ask me ...Ask me Ask me Ask me Ask me.....yep I am an Askwhole.
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AnnieWhichway
11 years ago
Lovinit's basement = Annie, run like hell.....
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AnnieWhichway
11 years ago
For a single man = careful, it could be over very quickly For a couple = careful, I've talked my wife into this. She could do a bolt any moment
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RHP User
11 years ago
Not Sexually Active ONS Often No Show . FWB Female With Balls. GSOH Good Strap On Harness. LMAO Lost Men All Over. LOL Lady On Lady Ask Me A Sexy Kinky Man Eater - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
I'll blow during foreplay, be uninterested in getting hard again to actually penetrate you and blame you for being "too good/too sexy" - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
Ask me. I will answer when I work out what you want to hear.Discrete. you better not be seen by my neighbors in case they tell my wife/husband/girlfriend.Wife's/Husband's/Lover's approval given. She approves as long as does not find out.Must see face pic. Dont bother if you are an ugly fuck.Seeking:Man,Woman,Couple,Groups,Couple (FF),Couple (MM) Who Are:18-99. Will fuck anything, please.....I'm looking to make new friends. I am lost, I was looking for face book.looking for sexual partner maybe things can go further. Ready to get married and have 10 kids.Polysemous. I still fuck my ex, deal with it.open minded. Use drug, dont use condoms, would you like a free iphone or laptop I found.I like to watch. I have not got a hard on since 2001.We are seeking like minded people for fun times. We lack imagination and hope you do too. Monopoly is fun :)Mono-poly. Only fuck one person at a time for a week then move on to the next. Please don't call me.Looking for DOM's. I am a starfish that likes rope and leather. I seldom move during sex.Life is to short. Retired with one foot in the grave.Drinks first. I am a drunkAverage looks. I am Ugly.Look after themselves. Must have gym toned body, perfect teeth, full head of hair, dont drink smoke, slouch, or eat meat. Must have a high paying job, own house that is spotlessly clean, wears only suits, drives only new cars.. etcYoung at heart. Immature brat, expect temper tantrums and sulking. Very high maintenance.Experimental. Dont care what gender you are, or how many legs you have, or how long it takes to inflate.Princess. A personal insult worse than the C word.Love. A word you should never use on a profile if you expect ever to meet anyone.experienced. Pulls roots with ease, yet can't fuck at all, never get repeat performances.no hang-ups. must get hard/wet when doing it on high street during lunch hour with 18 inch dildo. Or no gimp facilities.honest. I lie all the time, or someone that is comfortable with lying.Sense of humor. You will need it when i get naked.
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abcplus1
11 years ago
Prefer to meet = I will message you when I feel like, never meet you and disappear from the site by next week.
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RHP User
11 years ago
I am sitting here nodding and laughing cause peach you nailed them all, you too Annie :) Thanks for brightening my day. - Posted from rhpmobile
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AnnieWhichway
11 years ago
I love laughing very loudly at my own shit jokes......LOL,LOL,LOL,LOL,LOL
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RHP User
11 years ago
=Really, I gave Dungeons and Dragons ages ago, at least I found a better place to hide the gear. Or maybe it means not into BDSM.
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RHP User
11 years ago
"No complaints" = I was such a bad root, they never returned my repeated contact afterwards "he he" = ((((shudder)))) .... you're a self absorbed and creepy fucker "I wont stop until...." = even if you cant stand what Im doing, Im going to do it anyway
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LetsFrolic
11 years ago
And when they reply im interested get in touch soon.. it really means i almost blocked you for saying hi so watch yourself.. or lets play message tennis and view each others profiles for a few weeks and leave it at that. I genuinely want to meet people. .. wish people would actually meet and play - Posted from rhpmobile
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LetsFrolic
11 years ago
Are pretty bad on this site too.. Its getting like sydney.. get snapped at in response for saying hi. Or you message someone and knowing youre busy so leave your mobile number and they send a flirt as a reply or wait a week then ask for your number .. its like uhh its in the previous message.. i gave it because im not on rhp 24/7 but they assume thats to straight forward.. isnt the idea to be straightforward and meet and play?? Or the youre not what im looking for. .. how do they know if they havent spoken to you??? And the "ohh youre just after sex" lol this isnt MySpace its rhp a site for swingers couples and singles to meet. Couples profiles are the worst.. i swear most are just guys trying to get other guys.. Never had a couple meet up yet. . Always seems ro be the guy talking and they back out or get overly defensive or say stupid weird stuff like so can we have sex on the nude beach..so of course i say sure.. then they disappear when they see im genuine or say meet at the nude beach and never show or reply when you message at a later date. No single men: male half of "couple" wants control of who HE fucks. heaps of people are just all talk on here though.. shouldnt be allowed.. wasting others time shouldnt be in this scene. It should ne genuine open honest and understanding and caring. 2 were trying to get a male for a 3some in perth last night.. first time ive seen all the other males in perth go quiet lol. some couples pretended they werre kids in defence as they wouldnt show either. nontine for those games in life - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
You guys are funny!! I'm a newbie and these posts are great, should send them to us when we join up!! Thank you - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
she loves to cook- re heating yesterdays take away doesn't count.do i look fat in this- of course not (the lights blown)
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'On_Safari' Come on guys there have to be some female equivalents!!! ...But I'm the strong silent type. Can't hold my guts in and talk at the same time.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Well hung young guy= I hang my own washing on the line ( because mum makes me do it)
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RHP User
11 years ago
I can host= do you in the back seat of my car
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RHP User
11 years ago
I dont have any baggage = Im still obsessed with my ex wife who left me for my best mate. The Avo runs out in 6 months, but in the mean time, can I borrow your car at least 3 times a week to stalk them incognito?
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AnnieWhichway
11 years ago
Participation - open for anythingOrientation - anythingSafe sex - if required All adds up to - I'll do anything to anyone and if I have to put a rubber on to get a fuck, I will. Please, anyone, I need a root!
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RHP User
11 years ago
A good wine......My ex is a total bitch / bastard xxFreya
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RHP User
11 years ago
Recently separated: My wife / husband has just gone to the loo.
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RHP User
11 years ago
= I've put on 20 kilo in the 5 years since my profile picture was taken so I'm never going to meet you. Just here for the ego boost.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'LetusFrolic' Are pretty bad on this site too.. Its getting like sydney.. get snapped at in response for saying hi. Or you message someone and knowing youre busy so leave your mobile number and they send a flirt as a reply or wait a week then ask for your number .. its like uhh its in the previous message.. i gave it because im not on rhp 24/7 but they assume thats to straight forward.. isnt the idea to be straightforward and meet and play?? Or the youre not what im looking for. .. how do they know if they havent spoken to you??? And the "ohh youre just after sex" lol this isnt MySpace its rhp a site for swingers couples and singles to meet. Couples profiles are the worst.. i swear most are just guys trying to get other guys.. Never had a couple meet up yet. . Always seems ro be the guy talking and they back out or get overly defensive or say stupid weird stuff like so can we have sex on the nude beach..so of course i say sure.. then they disappear when they see im genuine or say meet at the nude beach and never show or reply when you message at a later date. No single men: male half of "couple" wants control of who HE fucks. heaps of people are just all talk on here though.. shouldnt be allowed.. wasting others time shouldnt be in this scene. It should ne genuine open honest and understanding and caring. 2 were trying to get a male for a 3some in perth last night.. first time ive seen all the other males in perth go quiet lol. some couples pretended they werre kids in defence as they wouldnt show either. nontine for those games in life - Posted from rhpmobile all of the above is true. sex site or date sight, on a date sight they fuck you around , on a sex site they don't fuck you at all ...go figure unless your a chick and have a pulse then man you are going to get shagged on that nude beach every day of the week. Host= looking for a man/ woman that lives alone and can host is like looking for a grown over hymen on RHP..ohh wait I just looked and there ya go, its all grown back again. that would make me a born again virgin= delusional
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'willowtree' I can host= do you in the back seat of my car I did once meet a nice guy in a car, it was poring rain. we chatted and ask me to get my boobs out so he could have a wank. I agreed reason was when he kissed me, his breath was bad and he had a back molar from hell. I was blunt enough to tell him so , but i could not let him go home empty handed Cars, back seat or front, utes , parks , beaches, you name it. Offers you just cant refuse. so if you get this message. Hi baby, i want some hot sexy times with you, want to spoil you, want to eat you , want to kiss you and drive you crazy and then spoon the night away. Good hotel , you can order room service baby, no pressure to have sex baby. = get in your car right now and come suck my cock then leave. driving as we speak...zoom zoom zoom ahhh baby you came on web came without me , bugga!
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RHP User
11 years ago
Seeking other likeminded attractive people..........so up myself you can see the shoelaces hanging out of my butt
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RHP User
11 years ago
And encourages me= shit he's home early jump out the window and run for your life - Posted from rhpmobile
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joanne1991
11 years ago
Just pissing myself laughing can definitely relate to these translations
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