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The Twelve Sexy Days of Christmas!!!
December 10 2009
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RHP User
16 years ago
http://www.redhotpie.com.au/Adult-Forums/omg-its-nearly-christmaswheres-the-carols-25860We like the 'One Peach-ee in a pear tree...' line hehehe... Mrs PeachypearWeR
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RHP User
16 years ago
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me...Twelve members cumming,Eleven gripers griping,Ten perves a-peeping,Nine lads romancing,Eight maids for milking,Seven swains a-rimming,Six peeps a-playing,Five out dogging,Four Red Hot birds,Three French letters,Two rubber gloves,& ummm, Peachy in a pear tree!!! Merry Christmas hugz n kizzez... Mrs P'
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RHP User
16 years ago
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love sent to me 12 dongers dangling 11 clits want tickling 10 tongues a licking 9 boys are wanking 8 frenulums strumming 7 ball sacks hanging 6 ta~tas jiggling 5 nipple rings 4 quims go squirt 3 slapped butts 2 rubber gloves and you can play with Gazza for free
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RHP User
16 years ago
Oh yeah... There has to be two rubber gloves hon. :) Gazza
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RHP User
16 years ago
Great minds... Nice work!... Hugs... Mrs P'
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RHP User
16 years ago
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my hoe sent to me… 12 Different types of std's11 passes to Maury10 bills for child support 9 slaps over her knee8 bottles of chambord 7 bottles of Ky jelly6 gobbies on her knee's5 pairs of dirty undies4 implant DD's3 sum with peachy2 bags of anal beads1. box a condoms and a cock ring
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RHP User
16 years ago
Yeah...this is a good post.. well done MrsP and santa gazzie i will have to think..as mine would only invlove tooyboys, MMF and MM bi.. and No ..the toyboys can be straight huggies sweetpetite41 xxxxx
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RHP User
16 years ago
I particularly like that you thought to change the beginning lol... I'm envious. The third day looks like it could be a lot of fun hehehe Thnx Sweet! Can't wait to see yours Hugz n kissez... Mrs P' (((:-*)))
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RHP User
16 years ago
12 Fruit Tingles,11 Sorrento Slings,10 Cement Mixers,9 Lick Sip Sucks,8 Flaming Lamborghinis,7 Candy Canes,6 Anabolic Steroids,5 Golden Dreams,4 Jager Bombs,3 B52s,2 Depth Charges,And a bright orange Tequila SunriseMister P'
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RHP User
16 years ago
In the 12 days to Christmas my true love gave to me 1 huge Orgasm for we 2 cocks to suck on 3 Nipple Pinchings 4 Lips a Dripping 5 Fisted Fingers 6 Anal Lickings 7 Butt Slappings 8 Tonsil Ticklings 9 Titty Squeezes 10 Toe jobs 11 Cocks a thrusting 12 Ass Rimmings
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RHP User
16 years ago
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me… Twelve delectable naked damsels, Eleven sexual positions, Ten boys in bindings, Nine copulating couples, Eight vestal virgins, Seven masked mystery men, Six legs in the airrrrrrrrrrrrrr, Five leather clad domsFour flaunting floosies, Three thrusting threesomes Two cams catching the action, In a RHP Christmas Party Orrrrrgggggyyyyyyy!!!
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RHP User
16 years ago
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me. 12 guys a banging, 11 girls a squealling,10 couples swapping, 9 hoochie momas. 8 guys a jerking, 7 girls a watching, 6 perves a wanking, 5 luscious bigirls, 4 awesome arse's, three hot pussies, two big cocks & a really hot yummy redhotpie.
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RHP_Editor
16 years ago
Look at you lovely lyricists go!!! We can’t get enough of the super saucy songs gang; keep ‘em coming. We’re gonna judge the entries next week and call a winner before Old Nick arrives, so keep scribbling!!! Big Love Team RHP
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RHP User
16 years ago
12 ribbed condoms, 11 pairs of g strings, 10 girls to lick me, 9 guys to fuck me, 8 guys to rim me, 7 guys to cum on me, 6 chicks to kiss me, 5 cream pies, 4 pretty girlfriends, 3 hot young studs, 2 double fucks & a gangbang that never ends.
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RHP User
16 years ago
On the twelfth day of christmas I pleasured my true love....... 12 mins in Lotus 11 mins in Right angle 10 mins in Doggy 9 mins in Conch shell and crab 8 mins in Man vanquished 7 mins in Inverted love 6 mins in Embrace of the thighs 5 mins in Wife of Indrani 4 Mins in Waterfall 3 Mins in Visitor 2 mins in Indian headstands 1 .....Kamasutraaa..... ;P Enjoy SAN08880TOS Xxx
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RHP User
16 years ago
In the 12 days of Christmas...the RHP forums gave to me: Twelve "Professional" members Eleven Previous lovers Ten Varieties of vagina's Nine Tempting Cougars Eight Best Butts Seven Short/long/skinny/thick cocks Six 6ft Ken Dolls Five Messages "oozing" inspiration...not ;-) Four Balls licked, sucked and shaved Three Girls a' squirting Two Girls playing, one guy watching One CI Couple of the Year THANK YOU RHP forum bloggers for a fabulous read every day!
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RHP User
16 years ago
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my Headmaster gave to me… Twelve heart shaped lollipops, Eleven instructions to follow, Ten new paddles to select from, Nine firm spankings on the bot, Eight nibbles on my neck, Seven "good girl" whispered praises, Six drips of wax on my nipples, Five masked pet boys on bended kneeeeee's Four silk ropes for tying, Three hours of teasing, Two pony tails being tugged, And one very wet and sticky exhausted Miss Honey! Merry Christmas Sir xxx
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RHP User
16 years ago
On the twelfth day of Christmas Mrs Peachy served to me...12 Downtown Cocktails,11 Late-Night Specials,10 Cock-a-Doodles,9 Dirty Mothers,8 Virgin Marys,7 Chastity Belts,6 Dark and Dirtys,5 Golden Dreams!4 Lick Sip Sucks,3 Southern Tarts,2 Rise and Shines,and a Goodnight Kiss in a... bed!!!
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RHP User
16 years ago
the RHP forums gave to us: 12 Garry's missing 11 Sophie's flirting 10 Honey toystores 9 Peachy links 8 Sweeties Hugging 7 Whitehawks whinging 6 Roughfukr's polling 5 SalAndy's win 4 BJ's opinions 3 trishl's empowered 2 more telling it how it is, and a Kilee to share on RHP Trev
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RHP User
16 years ago
The Real 12 Days of ChristmasDearest John: I went to the door today and the postman delivered a partridge in a pear tree. What a thoroughly delightful gift. I couldn't have been more surprised. With deepest love and devotion, Agnes ----------------- Dearest John: Today the postman brought your very sweet gift. Just imagine two turtle doves. I'm just delighted at your very thoughtful gift. They are just adorable. All my love, Agnes----------------- Dearest John: Oh! Aren't you the extravagant one. Now I really must protest. I don't deserve such generosity, three French hens. They are just darling but I must insist, you've been too kind. Love, Agnes ----------------- Dear John, Today the postman delivered 4 calling birds. Now really, they are beautiful but don't you think enough is enough. You're being too romantic. Affectionately, Agnes----------------- Dearest John: What a surprise. Today the postman delivered 5 golden rings; one for every finger. You're just impossible, but I love it. Frankly, all those birds squawking were beginning to get on my nerves. All my love, Anges ----------------- Dear John: When I opened the door there were actually 6 geese a-laying on my front steps. So, you're back to the birds again, huh? Those geese are huge. Where will I ever keep them? The neighbors are complaining and I can't sleep through the racket. Please stop. Cordially, Agnes ----------------- John: What's with you and those fucking birds? 7 swans a-swimming. What kind of God damned joke is this? There's bird shit all over the house, and they never stop with the racket. I can't sleep at night and I'm a nervous wreck. It's not funny. So stop with those fucking birds. Sincerely, Agnes ----------------- O.K. Buster: I think I prefer the birds. What the hell am I going to do with 8 maids a-milking? It's not enough with all those birds and 8 maids a-milking, but they had to bring their God damned cows. There is shit all over the lawn and I can't move in my own house. Just lay off me, smart ass. Agnes----------------- Hey! Shithead, What are you? Some kind of sadist? Now there's 9 pipers playing. And Christ do they play. They've never stopped chasing those maids since they got here yesterday morning. They cows are getting upset, and they're stepping all over those screeching birds. What am I going to do? The neighbors have started a petition to evict me. You'll get yours, Agnes ----------------- You Rotten Prick, Now there's 10 ladies dancing. I don't know why I call those sluts ladies. They've been balling those pipers all night long. Now the cows can't sleep and they've got the diarrhea. My living room is a river of shit. The Commissioner of Buildings has subpoenaed me to give cause why this building shouldn't be condemned. I'm sicking the police on you.One who means it.----------------- Listen! Dickhead, What's with the 11 lords a-leaping on those maids and ladies. Some of those broads will never walk again. Those pipers ran through the maids and have been committing sodomy with the cows. All 23 of the birds are dead. They've been trampled to death in the orgy. I hope you're satisfied, you rotten, vicious swine. Your sworn enemy, Agnes ----------------- Dear Sir: This is to acknowledge your latest gift of 12 fiddlers fiddling which you have seen fit to inflict on our client, Miss Agnes McHolstein. The destruction, of course, was total. All correspondence should come to our attention. If you should attempt to reach Miss McHolstein at Happy Dale Sanitarium, the attendants have instructions to shoot you on sight. With this letter please find attached warrant for you arrest. Cordially, Badger, Bender and Cahole
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RHP_Editor
16 years ago
Well we've all been singing these saucy carols all week and while the voting in the Pie office was tough we've picked a winner!!! Drum roll please.................................... The winner, with his novel sex positions carol is SAN08880TOS!!!! Well done SAN08880TOS, I’ll be sending you a message soon to get some postal details from you so we can send you a little something for your fine effort... P.S an honorary mention goes to kittykat312 for her hilarious Twelve Days tale... TOP WORK!
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RHP User
16 years ago
HAHAHA Cheers guys.. ;) SAN08880TOS Xxx
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