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The best of....... Validations

February 09 2014

I was having a perve today, and came across a profile's validation which included the phrase 'a certain performer'. It made it sound like I should consider putting a few bucks on her when she next races. ,Given that you can choose to make a validation public, or not, it made me think there must be dozens, maybe even hundreds of validations which use an equally amusing compliment, but haven't made the light of day..What's your funniest validation. If it's a bit embarrassing you can ensure your anonymity by starting with 'This isn't mine, but a friend I know got this one.........'

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RHP User

12 years ago

Never received a validation.....and I doubt it'd see the light of day anyway. The best validation though in my mind is a text message saying "I had a great time" even if I think it's bullshit :) - Posted from rhpmobile

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RHP User

12 years ago

She was is a saggy old tart. But she has great tit s just don't hold her too tight as she may expelled air and ruin the mood

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RHP User

12 years ago

But there was a guy, probably still floating around, who had two validations from two super hot members who were/are well know in the chat room. One of them spoke about his wonderful performance and stallion like qualities. He even mentioned the validation in his profile... Alluding to how he was accustomed to "quality" women. I told him that those validations were doing him no favours and he definitely should not mention them In his profile. That he obviously doesn't understand most women... As most of us couldn't compete with his validation woman who looks like a perfect 10. He didn't get it.... In more ways then one. Lol.

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RHP User

12 years ago

Do you trust anyone or anything???

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RHP User

12 years ago

If I find someone who,s a gold medalist in the cot... I'm not tellin anyone....

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RHP User

12 years ago

Quoting 'Meeka100I told him that those validations were doing him no favours and he definitely should not mention them In his profile. That he obviously doesn't understand most women... As most of us couldn't compete with his validation woman who looks like a perfect 10. He didn't get it.... In more ways then one. Lol. now you've done it Meeka, now nobody can use a validation - since they'll clearly be slighting the validator as being the minimum "level" of looks they'll accept ;)

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RHP User

12 years ago

So what you're saying Jay.... Is you're not complaining ;-) lol

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RHP User

12 years ago

I want my Va-va-va-voom! validation back. In my previous incarnation I had a validation that said I was unreal. That was nice.

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RHP User

12 years ago

Right on... No complaints here...

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RHP User

12 years ago

I trust me.....does that count?? :p - Posted from rhpmobile

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RHP User

12 years ago

I nearly forgot.....I also trust the static pressure port, and the pitot tube.... :) - Posted from rhpmobile

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RHP User

12 years ago

Quoting 'LadyTuscan' She was is a saggy old tart. But she has great tit s just don't hold her too tight as she may expelled air and ruin the mood She enjoyed a good pumping and the air that was expelled was her gratitude Great tits great ass Lovely lady

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RHP User

12 years ago

Met a lovely guy from rhp last year and we exchanged validations. Nothing too embellished. Just sincere and to the point. Then he disappeared from rhp land soon after? Along with his validation he had written me.His total disappearance made me feel like his "open relationship" wasn't so 'open' and that he'd been forced to leave the site because of the mutual validation. The whole timing was weird and it's the only reason that made any sense to me.I think that once a validation has been put forward it should stay on your profile. Regardless of whether the person who did the validating leaves the site or not. Yes...I was so proud of it I wanted to fucking frame it and now it's gone?Yanked....retracted...and bitch-slapped into rhp oblivion by 'the wifey'.

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RHP User

12 years ago

Quoting 'S_OnTheLoose' Quoting 'Meeka100I told him that those validations were doing him no favours and he definitely should not mention them In his profile. That he obviously doesn't understand most women... As most of us couldn't compete with his validation woman who looks like a perfect 10. He didn't get it.... In more ways then one. Lol. now you've done it Meeka, now nobody can use a validation - since they'll clearly be slighting the validator as being the minimum "level" of looks they'll accept ;) But that is the way most women would think Syd! This woman was no ordinary woman.... I bet she had a lot of potential lovers screaming NEXT faster than they could write a "no thank you" reply to him.

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sweetgem

12 years ago

But I used to have two validations which had left me busy deleting flirts and messages from men outside my preferred age group, and from couples and women who thought they could try their luck! Errrrrrr.....sorry, you would only end up living on my BLOCK list unfortunately, because I am not happy with your disrespectful act, because I have clearly and politely said no couples and women to contact me in my profile!!! Some people!!! 😡😏 - Posted from rhpmobile

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RHP User

12 years ago

Quoting 'Bodacious_Tatas'Some could of course just make their profile name their validation.

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