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The definitive guide for extraordinary women

April 28 2013

This is a collaborative effort on the part of all the amazing women in RHP land, and no doubt cheeky men, to construct a definitive guide on sex, love & relationships and how to navigate RHP successfully for extraordinary women. I will start. 1. You are your own worst critic. So please remember, you are extraordinary and any man would be lucky to know you. :P- Posted from rhpmobile

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Its not you, it really is him (cause he is fucked in the head), so right him off and say NEXT!!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Anyone have any have good tips on screening questions you ask people? I am terrible at the screening thing and I just can't be bothered or don't know what to ask. Help! :)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Are you married? Seems to be a lot of guys on here that are married yet state they are single on their profiles... Not sure why they feel the need to lie, when there are enough women happy enough to play with married guysBtw great topic Meeka

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Quoting 'Meeka100' Anyone have any have good tips on screening questions you ask people? I am terrible at the screening thing and I just can't be bothered or don't know what to ask. Help! :) Kevin Bloody Wilson. (Kev's Courtin' Song)'Do you fuck on first dates?Does your dad own a brewery?Could I feel your tits/balls?Or would you show 'em to me?Cause you've you've got a nice headAnd you look pretty honestSo me face'll be leavin' in a quarter of an hour--I'd like you to be on it'.... it gets better, trust me.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    What would you do to/with me if we were in the bedroom? "I would feel your pussy thats dripping and you would cum right away" = No thanks "I would kiss your neck softly, with one hand firmly in your hair and the other one caressing your back" =

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    NOT are you married at all. People lie. Ask how long has he been on his own. Someone who is newly separated is still going to have a tremendous amount of baggage to sort through, possibly be still very bitter, hurt and angry. . While remembering that you are unique, fabulous women who deserve the best, also keep in mind that it too many men will stay interested if you want to act like a precious diva! Keep your feet firmly on the ground. You may allow your heads to wander in the clouds but a firm grip on reality is necessary. Are you really all that?- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Having a deja vu moment.....DG

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Quoting 'Ms_Devious' What would you do to/with me if we were in the bedroom? His response: "Well I think the first thing I'd do is open the champagne. Then the second thing would be to start enjoying some good conversation with you... and to make you laugh a few times. My guess is that you're probably even more beautiful when you're laughing. Once the chemistry is there, I'd let the natural passion take over. Lots of soft, sensual kissing, touching slowly, my fingers lingering on the back of your neck, across your belly, inner thigh... I'd softly yet firmly push you onto the bed, holding you with one hand around the base of your neck, while my other hand strokes between your legs. You're getting turned on knowing that I'm holding you in place, taking charge, but also intent on pleasuring you deeply. Its all about the contrast of me being firm and sensual at the same time - my guess is that's something you'll like?" Etc. Now that's what I'm talking about.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Do you know what its like to be extraordinary?Are you sexy? (This is not about if you are its about if you feel so)Have you ever been locked up in psychiatric care? (Love lovers that are a little crazy...)Do you have a draw full of batteries? (LOL that's just a joke I can supply if needed)Can you be your self?And last. Can you be spontaneous? ( drop a day or so from work because you are entwined in someone that is extraordinary.)Tick those and I am in love, well close to in love, well ready to meet... LOL

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    if we meet for a coffee and I drink it really quick and say I have to go will you be offended ? if we get past coffee and go shag and you don't hear from me again will you A: be offended B : think that I think you are too good for me and feel good about the whole thing C: stalk me ?   if we do see / hear from each other again will you A: fall in love B: think that there is a real strong bond and become possessive   if I tell you that you should go to the doctor for a check up because ive got an itch will you A: think its good of me to tell you B: think im a dirty bastard / bitch C: put up a forum post warning everyone to be careful and take a bottle of bleach to any meet ups   these I think are important to know

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    I'm guessing that there's a whole lot of copying and pasting happening right now!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Quoting 'Blindman67' Do you know what its like to be extraordinary?Are you sexy? (This is not about if you are its about if you feel so)Have you ever been locked up in psychiatric care? (Love lovers that are a little crazy...)Do you have a draw full of batteries? (LOL that's just a joke I can supply if needed)Can you be your self?And last. Can you be spontaneous? ( drop a day or so from work because you are entwined in someone that is extraordinary.)Tick those and I am in love, well close to in love, well ready to meet... LOL Have you hidden cameras in my lounge room? *scans the architraves, skirting boards, electrical appliances, rug,... etc*

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    I've always been a straight A student.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    I would expect nothing less , I must say I have met a few people over the time I've thought I should have taken a bottle of bleach with me to meet up ........fortunately never actually needed it hahahahahahaha I get checked every 3 months and no glove = no love

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    My advice is to shut the fuck up and don't respond to everything people post Take Imodium orally for verbal diarrhoea ...

  • sweetgem

    sweetgem

    13 years ago

    1) What exactly are you looking for on here? 2) Did you read my profile thoroughly before contacting me? 3) Will you be interested to meet for a coffee or drinks first and see what happens? 4) Are you into extreme kinky stuff, e.g. Hand cuffs, etc. 5) I am a very caring and passionate person, do you think you can handle that and not get mistaken of me being possessive?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Have you had anal bleaching ? Ok are you open to getting it done ?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Quoting 'Ms_Devious' Quoting 'Ms_Devious' What would you do to/with me if we were in the bedroom? His response: "Well I think the first thing I'd do is open the champagne. Then the second thing would be to start enjoying some good conversation with you... and to make you laugh a few times. My guess is that you're probably even more beautiful when you're laughing. Once the chemistry is there, I'd let the natural passion take over. Lots of soft, sensual kissing, touching slowly, my fingers lingering on the back of your neck, across your belly, inner thigh... I'd softly yet firmly push you onto the bed, holding you with one hand around the base of your neck, while my other hand strokes between your legs. You're getting turned on knowing that I'm holding you in place, taking charge, but also intent on pleasuring you deeply. Its all about the contrast of me being firm and sensual at the same time - my guess is that's something you'll like?" Etc. Now that's what I'm talking about. many girl has ended up woith a wet spot over a spot of good writting   then rumplestitskin turns up   or ya know that book about the guy who was a good swordsman....with the bignose and da chick   roxanne...just dont be a rhp roxanne   Now if he does those things when you meet him in the flesh....ahhhh yep gold!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    A little bit too flowery for me TR.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    If he says that he is only interested in a casual relationship, believe him. No matter how much he likes to cuddle, or how long you have been seeing each other or even if he tells you all his secrets. This doesn't mean the same thing to a guy. If he says it's casual, it is. And what ever you do, don't stop seeing other people especially when he is still seeing other women.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    apparently I am the only woman here with an appalling track record of almost precisely zero..sooooo I got nuttin'

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    I don't believe that for a second. This is more as a general advice not just advice for RHP.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    I'll have what you're having Quoting 'Ms_Devious' Quoting 'Ms_Devious' What would you do to/with me if we were in the bedroom? His response: "Well I think the first thing I'd do is open the champagne. Then the second thing would be to start enjoying some good conversation with you... and to make you laugh a few times. My guess is that you're probably even more beautiful when you're laughing. Once the chemistry is there, I'd let the natural passion take over. Lots of soft, sensual kissing, touching slowly, my fingers lingering on the back of your neck, across your belly, inner thigh... I'd softly yet firmly push you onto the bed, holding you with one hand around the base of your neck, while my other hand strokes between your legs. You're getting turned on knowing that I'm holding you in place, taking charge, but also intent on pleasuring you deeply. Its all about the contrast of me being firm and sensual at the same time - my guess is that's something you'll like?" Etc. Now that's what I'm talking about.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Quoting 'tuscanred' roxanne...just dont be a rhp roxanne   Now if he does those things when you meet him in the flesh....ahhhh yep gold!I'll get back to you.

  • sweetgem

    sweetgem

    13 years ago

    Quoting 'Meeka100' If he says that he is only interested in a casual relationship, believe him. No matter how much he likes to cuddle, or how long you have been seeing each other or even if he tells you all his secrets. This doesn't mean the same thing to a guy. If he says it's casual, it is. And what ever you do, don't stop seeing other people especially when he is still seeing other women. I just wanted to acknowledge that you are a wise woman full of wisdom! I like your comments in all Forums and have learned a bit from your past comments/advices. Thank you for sharing your wisdom :-)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Me too...that guy can write...Quoting 'MissPoppins' I'll have what you're having Quoting 'Ms_Devious' Quoting 'Ms_Devious' What would you do to/with me if we were in the bedroom? His response: "Well I think the first thing I'd do is open the champagne. Then the second thing would be to start enjoying some good conversation with you... and to make you laugh a few times. My guess is that you're probably even more beautiful when you're laughing. Once the chemistry is there, I'd let the natural passion take over. Lots of soft, sensual kissing, touching slowly, my fingers lingering on the back of your neck, across your belly, inner thigh... I'd softly yet firmly push you onto the bed, holding you with one hand around the base of your neck, while my other hand strokes between your legs. You're getting turned on knowing that I'm holding you in place, taking charge, but also intent on pleasuring you deeply. Its all about the contrast of me being firm and sensual at the same time - my guess is that's something you'll like?" Etc. Now that's what I'm talking about.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Meeka dahlink it says to help women navigate RHP in your OP.I have a leaky boat,lost me moral compass and am now in dry dock.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Please forgive my scepticism....but just reading that sounds so clinical....whatever happened to just enjoying a night without a plan and making the fun up as we navigate our way through unchartered waters together?? - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    My sweet what is happening up there is sunny QLD? Is all okay? And I said a guide to sex, love and relationships first though. RHP is but a tiny part of most of out lives. It's not a place where most of us will find significant others.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Freya, at least you hade a compass to lose........ Miles ahead of the rest of Rhp :D

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    most of the people who contact me live interstate...in twelve months I have only met about five men from RHP,and one of those was from interstate.....it worries me not,because I am on another site where I do meet men.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Yes Meeka its true...dry docks. :-( Foxy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    I write to men and test them with my writing.Most men run because it is to intense. The once who get me have fun with me.I 100% believe some think I am nuts, lol, and I think I am wonderful insightful and fun......and warm and downright realI can tell you my mind is full of words and it inspires me to write.As I said some get me and others not.Sometimes the one I am interested in is so scared by my outburst of writing I don't hear anything from them anymore. hahahahIt hurts my writer insight a bit, however I will not stop because it gives me such a pleasure to do so.So next please.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    I tend to find it hard to do a one night stand. I seem to battle my moral compass and actually get a bit down when i have a one night stand.Why so? I think it has alot to do with my upbringing ,being family orientated and maybe not being able to dis connect from my feelings and wants ,as other people can.I guess i just enjoy the repeat sensual touch of a person i can get to know ,end enjoy a connection.I do enjoy the whole part of being in a relationship,waking up with a person,ensuring they are emotionally and physically pleased.In no way am i putting down or showing dis respect to other people who enjoy the lifestyle they choose.Life would be pretty boring if we all shared the same dreams and desires.This is just my Point of view that i am seeing ,at this stage of my life.Maybe in 1-2-5 years from now i will see it in a different life.Mehhh love lust and life is a funny thingCheers.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Quoting 'Ms_Devious' What would you do to/with me if we were in the bedroom? His response: Then the second thing would be to start enjoying some good conversation with you... and to make you laugh a few times. My guess is that you're probably even more beautiful when you're laughing. Once the chemistry is there, I'd let the natural passion take over. Lots of soft, sensual kissing, touching slowly, my fingers lingering on the back of your neck, across your belly, inner thigh... I'd softly yet firmly push you onto the bed, holding you with one hand around the base of your neck, while my other hand strokes between your legs. You're getting turned on knowing that I'm holding you in place, taking charge, but also intent on pleasuring you deeply. Its all about the contrast of me being firm and sensual at the same time - my guess is that's something you'll like?" He went and spoiled it with the "?" at the end.DG

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    That isn't planning the night. That is trying to assess if two people will be sexually compatiable. If MsD meets this man and things develop further it doesn't mean that is exactly what will happen. As she has stated, if a man answers in a certain way she knows that there is a good chance they will not hit it off so rather than waste time she is able to stop the emails right there and then. You know sometimes winging it on the night isn't always the best policy. Some women enjoy it when a man thinks ahead and plans a night that is a little special. Or shows some thoughtfulness. Something for you to think about. Lol. :p - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    What happened to wooing a woman? Seduction? Sweeping a woman of her feet? It's been too long since anyone has done that for me. I was always quite resistant to the whole "romance" thing but I think maybe I would be more open to it now. Man up boys!!! - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    I am a polygamist, I do not hide who I am. My extraordinary lovers have all started with feet being swept away, both for me and her. From intense sexual connection to intellectually vigorous conversational evenings. The first meeting should go by before you know it (Gosh the sun is coming up where did the time go). It should have memories that makes itseem like a weeks worth and unforgettable. You should have a glow in your heart. You should have no issues about calling her back, in fact you can't wait.You should be ready to meet someone extraordinary at any time. Too much time building up expectations does not work. For me its spontaneity for a first meeting. Romance and elaborately planed dates can come later extraordinary people are worth it.Its easy to be with someone extraordinary, simply because if you like someone your natural body language shows it plain and clear.Extraordinary people are never who you may suspect. The most important thing to realize is that we are all Extraordinary in our individual ways. Keep that in mind for every person you meet and more often then not they will find you extraordinary too.MeekaWhile I am at it What happened to wooing a woman? Seduction? Sweeping a woman of her feet? It's been too long since anyone has done that for me. I was always quite resistant to the whole "romance" thing but I think maybe I would be more open to it now. Man up boys!!! The art is alive and strong Meeka, there is no greater joy then making someone feel extraordinary. Seduction can happen in a single glance. Being swept of the feet starts with a single embrace. You can only woo someone by getting to know them. Oh and staring with preconceived assumptions and remarks is a sure fire way too disinterest both sides. Thus extraordinary Meeka. Lady up girl!!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    I didn't actually mean to make it sound like the plan was wrong, as I think it's good to plan out a night of activities. But just the wording sounded like he was detailing a surgical procedure, rather than an orgasm. I, could of course, have my normal warped comprehension coming to play again :) - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    I will post an example if you wish, if need be :)- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Quoting 'Meeka100'That isn't planning the night. That is trying to assess if two people will be sexually compatiable. If MsD meets this man and things develop further it doesn't mean that is exactly what will happen. As she has stated, if a man answers in a certain way she knows that there is a good chance they will not hit it off so rather than waste time she is able to stop the emails right there and then. What she said.   Quoting 'sirlurkalot'I didn't actually mean to make it sound like the plan was wrong, as I think it's good to plan out a night of activities. But just the wording sounded like he was detailing a surgical procedure, rather than an orgasm. I'm not expecting anyone to write me proze, but the tone of his message got me interested. Like Meeka said, if he hadn't struck a chord it would have ended right there. Now he gets to meet me, to screw it up in person.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    If you have "I am looking for fun" or " I like to have fun" written somewhere within your profile this will convert to "I want lots of sex and one night stands" in man's head. Fantastic if that is what you want. However if not remove the word fun from your profile. :p

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    If you have "I am willing to consider entering into a relationship with the right man" or something similar, this equates to "this chick is looking for a husband and will fall for me after the first date" in a man's head. Having this comment on your profile will mean you will receive next to no emails. Fantastic if you want to have a little break from answering all those pesky emails. ;-)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Quoting 'Ms_Devious' Quoting 'Meeka100'That isn't planning the night. That is trying to assess if two people will be sexually compatiable. If MsD meets this man and things develop further it doesn't mean that is exactly what will happen. As she has stated, if a man answers in a certain way she knows that there is a good chance they will not hit it off so rather than waste time she is able to stop the emails right there and then. What she said.   Quoting 'sirlurkalot'I didn't actually mean to make it sound like the plan was wrong, as I think it's good to plan out a night of activities. But just the wording sounded like he was detailing a surgical procedure, rather than an orgasm. I'm not expecting anyone to write me proze, but the tone of his message got me interested. Like Meeka said, if he hadn't struck a chord it would have ended right there. Now he gets to meet me, to screw it up in person.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Trust your instincts; you're usually proven right... If you're not 100% comfortable, don't go there, don't feel pressured to do anything you don't want to do. Most importantly... Don't sell yourself short, you deserve to be happy with your life and the people in it. Have fun (but Meeka is right, don't write that you're after fun on your profile, it's actually a dodgy euphemism for casual sex! Who knew?) and come back to the forums and tell us all about it.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    I just tend to have a nice, sort of natural, conversation that develops out of any information that they have provided that I've connected with. No interview style questions. Not sure if I'm doing it right but I seem to find a few good uns amongst the chaff. Everyone will find their own way. Ax

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Quoting 'Awesome71' I just tend to have a nice, sort of natural, conversation that develops out of any information that they have provided that I've connected with. No interview style questions. Not sure if I'm doing it right but I seem to find a few good uns amongst the chaff. Everyone will find their own way. Ax This. If you cannot have a halfway interesting conversation with me over the fairly low pressure online medium (you can take a while to answer and think about things, reread, edit, do not have to deal with nerves from being in the presence of someone new you are trying to impress etc) then I probably do not want to sleep with them.While I am capable of true one night stands, ie, I don't really know who you are beyond what I feel is needful for my safety, we fuck, we leave and never speak of it again, I am not all that keen on them. I need to have some sort of emotional connection to get anything out of it really. This does not mean I necessarily want to see them more than once, that I want to be in a relationship, or hell, that I even want to be friends. It does mean that I need to have some idea of who you are, how you think, a few of the things you care about etc. I do not need to know everything that makes you you, I do not need to know the contents, but I at least need to know the shape. So for me, the first and biggest test is if you can hold a polite, interesting conversation.If they get bored after the first 2 or three completely non-sexual messages, I give them a pass ;)