The funniest thing I have ever been told was..

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  RHP User

  7 years ago

  Someone once asked if I would poop in their mouth to which I replied I'm not into scat play. This same person messaged a few months later saying hi and I said are u gonna ask me to poop in ur mouth again to which he replied "I'm a hungry boy 😏" It has been one of the most memorable and funny comments I have had and equally a little disturbing lol - Posted from rhpmobile

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  RHP User

  7 years ago

  wow, not sure what that actually means but, yuk how revolting to say the least ... seriously ????? I have heard of this but, had hoped it was an urban myth... obviously not.. how revolting

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  RHP User

  7 years ago

  Done question I know I still find it weird like is the perker got a name? Nip? Snake? Slug? Bret? - Posted from rhpmobile

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  RHP User

  7 years ago

  Give it a bit of blush with a smile cheeks and it might look attractive? No? Yes? Too much ? Ok lol - Posted from rhpmobile

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  RHP User

  7 years ago

  Nope nothing? Oh, I c it's all or nothing right? Everyone on here all about sex,? Ok, walking away Geez hard crowd - Posted from rhpmobile

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  RHP User

  7 years ago

  Yes, and that's just the men! Peachy

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  RHP User

  7 years ago

  Funniest thing I’ve heard in a while... On the uhf today... “Copy all truck drivers, just letting you know a wallet has been found at the south bound pheasants nest servo...so if you’ve lost your wallet please come back to collect it...” Ok so that on its own isn’t quite that funny...in fact it’s pretty reasonable, so I thought I’d add that little bit of a twist to it... “Something tells me buddy that they probably won’t know they’ve lost it until they go to pay for their next purchase.....” was my reply.. Again not that funny until ole mate replies... “Yeah I get that mate, just thought I’d alert people, I mean they’d have to prove who they are of course in order to get their wallet back...” he quickly comes back with... Lol again I couldn’t help myself cos fuck me they just want their wallet back not apply for a mortgage lol so I finish up with :- “Hahahaha yeah that’ll work ole mate, they turn up to get the wallet you ask them for ID and they have to inform you that they can’t provide ID as it’s in their WALLET that they’ve lost!!!” 😂😂 - Posted from rhpmobile

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  RHP User

  7 years ago

  I drive a semi for my work so its 99% Male dominated. I was at work and some dude I have never seen before comes up to me and says, "can I ask you a personal question?" I was like um ok. So he says " why does my wife want to be a stripper?" Interesting convo that one. Today some guy I've never seen before comes up and says "can I ask you a personal question?" And I am like oh fuck, not again lol.. This guy just wanted to ask who I got my truck licence through as his girlfriend wants to drive trucks. I went back to the office and said do I look like a fucking people person lol - Posted from rhpmobile

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  RHP User

  7 years ago

  That was amusing - Posted from rhpmobile

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