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The infamous snip

June 01 2016

Well it's that time in our lives when we're done having kids and have booked in for Mr Tequila to have a vasectomy in a couple of months. Of course he's a bit apprehensive and worried about having it done so I've decided to have a snip celebration (or mourn for him lol), perhaps a farewell of some kind. Any cheeky ideas on how to commemorate such event? 😜 - Posted from rhpmobile

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Get him a little fish tank with some tadpoles in it for the memories ;) Almost 16 years since I was done and it was pretty easy procedure under local anaesthetic. Turned out the nurse was a girl from high school that I fancied, wasn't how I imagined she would get her hands down my pants but we had a good chat while she rubbed the betadine on my balls! Mr D

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    ... a great idea! Celebrate life in any way that you like and at every opportunity that you have! Maybe a double decker chocolate mud cake with a clever patisserie using white chocolate to create a whole bunch of little swimmers jumping off the edge? Any other suggestions I have go down hill in a hot New York minute! There's an urban myth about lemmings jumping into the sea but that's not really true... just a bit of fun! Have a great ''Clip and Snip'' party!

  • Smilingwithfun

    Smilingwithfun

    10 years ago

    Make sure you have lots of frozen bags of peas.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    A cupcake party to get rid of some of those pesky initial loads following his procedure! What better way than Mr Tequila and a handful of lovely ladies ;) Mary xx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    I was looking forward to it lol so I shouted my mates a cigar and chilled out by the fire and drank to it lol - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Haha Mary, I had to google what a cupcake was 😳 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • ImpressMeTemptMe

    ImpressMeTemptMe

    10 years ago

    Have a few Tequilas to celebrate this new chapter in life... Make a cake or have one made for you with some special decorations... "Sorry not sorry" and lots of sperms all over it ;) ~Miss T

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'ImpressMeTemptMe' Have a few Tequilas to celebrate this new chapter in life... Make a cake or have one made for you with some special decorations... "Sorry not sorry" and lots of sperms all over it ;) ~Miss T That's terrible but hilarious!

  • BacioCouple

    BacioCouple

    10 years ago

    Be warned... Mr HW's libido went through the roof after the snip!!!! Can definately recommend peas... don't go mixed vege's... apparently they are too rough on the delicate areas!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Much ado about nothing really. Blokes have it easy! Re commemorating, empty those lines .

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Such an easy way to make sure of contraception. I had mine done 14 years ago, and it's been a superb freedom. Absolutely no effect on my virility or mojo (unless you count an increase!) I'm trying to think of party games. Ones where you have to chuck condoms into a bin come to mind ;) B

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Dr Snip. It's a keyhole surgery these days, walk in, walk out, local anesthetic only and few questions asked. Only two small dots as scars which go away very quickly, very little soreness. Seen the billboards around with the smiling bald guy? He's handled my balls ;) Also, some guy took a video of himself getting it done. Google "reservoir dad" vasectomy if I remember rightly. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Yeah nothing to worry about I've had it done and took all Of 10 mins, no pain and good to go home straight after They were even nice enough to give me a stubby holder and bumper sticker for my troubles haha - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Menu items Skinless franks Hot dogs Cheese balls Banana split Has anyone got anything else? Never fear it's a hassle free procedure - Posted from rhpmobile