M59
The matrix...
July 16 2013
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RHP User
12 years ago
HP can you seem my strap-on flying through the air in slow motion. Bam bam bam... Your fucked. ⊂(◉‿◉)つ
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RHP User
12 years ago
Chevtrek is stuck in the pie shop though, better get him out before he is covered in custard. Lol.
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RHP User
12 years ago
a sand pit.Now whether or not the sand pit is in the matrix, I am not sure.....
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RHP User
12 years ago
Hmmmm Drugs are bad..... mkayIf this is the 15 minutes...... you're wasting it....lollolDG
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RHP User
12 years ago
I wouldn't even bother trying to dodge... 😘 I would absorb your strapon assault and then replicate myself into your strapon (ala agentSmith)... Leaving you with a highpriority in your hand. Imagine a world of strapon hp's... I'm not telling you how it's going to end... But I'm telling you how it's going to start... 🚀 Hp xo- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
in the dining room with Ms.Scarlet,Colonel Mustard and the rope
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RHP User
12 years ago
so THAT is why there is such a big market for womens sex toys......I am a battery, hehe.I like that thought.
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RHP User
12 years ago
We are all in the dentist's fish tank on Finding Nemo. Only I call dibs on 'not' being the Starfish.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'deepbluesumthing' We are all in the dentist's fish tank on Finding Nemo. Only I call dibs on 'not' being the Starfish. just keep swimming ... just keep swimming ...
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RHP User
12 years ago
That colonel mustard is some stud freta 🚀🚀- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
But can I get off it now and go to the fun park
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RHP User
12 years ago
Why in some tanks only crabs are found.
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RHP User
12 years ago
I took both pills.Now it's all just a purple haze.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'chickcara'I took both pills. Now it's all just a purple haze. The ones that mother gives me don't do anything at all.
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RHP User
12 years ago
You take the blue pill and the story ends. You take the red pill and you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes. Remember -- all I am offering is the truth, nothing more.When I read this again, it makes many things clear.But then the men who want to know thew truth and be counted and equal have to take the red pill, many cant be bothered and just stay as they are. I see it like change, every change is scary every change is a challenge because you don't know what is on the other side.You stay in your world.....don't complainYou want to change things.......then do it.Women did....with a lot of suffering, with a lot of punishment through a long time. When men think the system is wrong then stand together and change it, don't just say ohh I cant do anything because its all now geared for women, thats bullshit and shitting your pantsDon't be pussys you have a dick... show it of.But be prepared for a bumpy road and the challenges ahead of a life changing world.I say it again you want equal rights when a marriage breaks up fight for 50/50 custody but also be aware it will change your lifestyle.I am older now children are not the issue anymore with people my age. What gets me on some men is the complain of not having sex in a marriage.Sorry guys now I am ranting.When you are married and your wife refuses to have sex with you, do something about it. Ohh no u cant because you sit there in your comfortable house and life and don't want to rock the boat, because most males have a hard time communicating this to there wives. When a sexless partnership bothers you then talk about it. You have the right to have sex, when you don't get it at home tell your wife you will get it somewhere else, because you need to.I am sorry thats my pet hate.I have nothing against males who are married and fuck there brains out outside a sexless marriage, but please don't tell me you cant talk about it with your wife. Sorry I think thats spineless.So men of the RHP world. What are you going to do.....change the system, change how you communicate with us, change from pussy to dick....what?What I cant stand is the crying about I cant tell my wife. For God sake.
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RHP User
12 years ago
And this is the first post I read....hmmm, there is no spoon...?? Mrs. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
Meeks' nerf gun loaded with dildo ammunition lol you're a regular Lara Croft womb raider eh?? :p- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
The obvious thing to do would be to shave Chewbacca so he fits in with hairless examples of men required by so many on this site. It's not going to kill Darth Vader to get his helmet off so we can see a decent photo of his face. Yoda is going to have to pick up on his grammar if he wants to fit in the forums. Han Solo of course will fit right in as the bad boy of the piece, Lando as the player, C3PO as our nice guy and R2D2 holds a special place of being the worthy companion everyone can count on. It would be fun to find out if young Luke or elder Obi-Wan knows best what to do with his light sabre... We will of course welcome, without question, Leia and Padme as women even if their style sense is a bit ahead of the times.What was the question again? Red or blue light sabre???
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RHP User
12 years ago
Thank god someone has raised the standard of this thread 🏆 When i wrote this thread I was originally thinking about how we see ourselves (the rhp community) as being more enlightened than our vanilla mainstream cousins... Oh, my noble intent... Then out of nowhere along comes meeka and her nerf gun (nods to sirlurk)... I was wondering who is really living in delusion, the vanilla, or (dare I say it) we, the sexually educated open minded elite ? Hp xo
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Mesmerised' One pill made you larger, and one pill made you bald?The ones that mother gives me don't do anything at all. Maybe you should EAT ME, and I'll grow even larger.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Highpriority'.. I was wondering who is really living in delusion, the vanilla, or (dare I say it) we, the sexually educated open minded elite ? Hp xo We know the vanilla mainstream are missing out on some red hot fun. They know we're just a bunch of perverts.Both are correct.And there is no strap-on.Mr C
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RHP User
12 years ago
is part of a subculture,a subculture with subversive values and knowledge which brings the members together with other like minded individuals.This enables them to develop a sense of identity,hence the anti -vanilla pro-kinky stance
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RHP User
12 years ago
Yes we are more enlightened on RHP, on paper, on the cyberspace.But look around your daily life, are people more enlightened?In a way, Australians are no fighters, we don't stand together and really change things....shell be right is still a life and kicking.I so love Australia, however we have an attitude that we cant change things, and we sit back and let it be.Its good to be open on here, however why not in your daily life. What is the difference?The matrix is a good example but also V for victory, we are going a way with no return, we are becoming a society of brainless zombies.Rules rules rules and more rules. I think for you, leaves this up to me, I tell you what is right, just sit back and relax. And one day you wake up and you cant believe how it happened.We are so much on the way to this.Me the rebel.
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RHP User
12 years ago
I am Australian ups changed my nationality 20 Years ago, ohh god now I am in Trouble. lol me and my big mouth.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Tha chancellor doesn't monitor this broadcast... I understand where you are coming from, I hadn't seen the movie V for vengeance, until quite recently... It's not so far fetched is it ? Beware your heroes...
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RHP User
12 years ago
That wasn't a disturbance in the matrix.......it was a disturbance in the Force lol. Search your feelings.....you KNOW it to be true.
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